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My nomination for this year's Darwin Award

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    Michael Bergman
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    "I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional[^]."

    Roger Wright wrote:

    If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth...

    Fair enough. How about this one[^].

    m.bergman

    For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

    To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

    In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

    I am not a chatbot

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    • M Michael Bergman

      "I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional[^]."

      Roger Wright wrote:

      If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth...

      Fair enough. How about this one[^].

      m.bergman

      For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

      To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

      In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

      I am not a chatbot

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      Lost User
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      Wow... and she could get 3 whole years in jail.... I wonder how long she would get if she did something serious.

      Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012

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      • M Michael Bergman

        "I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional[^]."

        Roger Wright wrote:

        If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth...

        Fair enough. How about this one[^].

        m.bergman

        For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

        To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

        In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

        I am not a chatbot

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        Mike Hankey
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        Hey at least she didn't Bobbitt[^] him.

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        • M Michael Bergman

          "I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional[^]."

          Roger Wright wrote:

          If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth...

          Fair enough. How about this one[^].

          m.bergman

          For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

          To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

          In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

          I am not a chatbot

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          Mycroft Holmes
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          Fail - Darwin awards are only available for the TERMINALLY stupid, preferably before breeding, this guy is only DENTALLY stupid...

          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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          • M Michael Bergman

            "I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional[^]."

            Roger Wright wrote:

            If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth...

            Fair enough. How about this one[^].

            m.bergman

            For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

            To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

            In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

            I am not a chatbot

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            Roger Wright
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            I have to agree with Mycroft - this doesn't qualify as a Darwin award. If she'd killed him in surgery, that would be acceptable. If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth, that would be marginal, but probably acceptable, as it fulfills the intent of the award, to prevent breeding of inferior members of our specie. In the long term, it must also be considered that, as a rule, women tend to prefer men with teeth over those who lack them, so this may eventually qualify for the award, if the victim dies without progeny. I'd put this case in the "pending" file and wait to see how it all turns out.

            Will Rogers never met me.

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            • R Roger Wright

              I have to agree with Mycroft - this doesn't qualify as a Darwin award. If she'd killed him in surgery, that would be acceptable. If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth, that would be marginal, but probably acceptable, as it fulfills the intent of the award, to prevent breeding of inferior members of our specie. In the long term, it must also be considered that, as a rule, women tend to prefer men with teeth over those who lack them, so this may eventually qualify for the award, if the victim dies without progeny. I'd put this case in the "pending" file and wait to see how it all turns out.

              Will Rogers never met me.

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              OriginalGriff
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              I have to agree, but with one caveat: if he goes back to her because she offers him a cheap deal on dental inserts, then I feel a Darwin coming on...

              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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              • M Michael Bergman

                "I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional[^]."

                Roger Wright wrote:

                If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth...

                Fair enough. How about this one[^].

                m.bergman

                For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

                To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

                In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

                I am not a chatbot

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                Keith Barrow
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                The second link has an advert for Asian dating. In the light of the mighty grip of these ladies, perhaps not.

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                • M Michael Bergman

                  "I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional[^]."

                  Roger Wright wrote:

                  If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth...

                  Fair enough. How about this one[^].

                  m.bergman

                  For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

                  To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

                  In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

                  I am not a chatbot

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                  RobCroll
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                  I've been married for over 10 years and haven't died once.

                  "You get that on the big jobs."

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                  • M Mycroft Holmes

                    Fail - Darwin awards are only available for the TERMINALLY stupid, preferably before breeding, this guy is only DENTALLY stupid...

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                    Michael Bergman
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                    5 to compensate for someone else's silliness.

                    m.bergman

                    For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

                    To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

                    In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

                    I am not a chatbot

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                      I have to agree with Mycroft - this doesn't qualify as a Darwin award. If she'd killed him in surgery, that would be acceptable. If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth, that would be marginal, but probably acceptable, as it fulfills the intent of the award, to prevent breeding of inferior members of our specie. In the long term, it must also be considered that, as a rule, women tend to prefer men with teeth over those who lack them, so this may eventually qualify for the award, if the victim dies without progeny. I'd put this case in the "pending" file and wait to see how it all turns out.

                      Will Rogers never met me.

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                      Michael Bergman
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                      5 to compensate for someone's silliness. I can take the criticism.

                      m.bergman

                      For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

                      To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

                      In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

                      I am not a chatbot

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                      • M Michael Bergman

                        5 to compensate for someone else's silliness.

                        m.bergman

                        For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

                        To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

                        In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

                        I am not a chatbot

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                        Mycroft Holmes
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                        Which takes it to 4.2, so not only a pillock but a low rep pillock :rolleyes: ! Thank you.

                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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