Anklebiters scrounging lollies
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Since when have anklebiters in Australia started bludging the neighbors for lollies? Had to scare off three little gangs already tonight and is only 18:30. (Zombies seem popular)
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Since when have anklebiters in Australia started bludging the neighbors for lollies? Had to scare off three little gangs already tonight and is only 18:30. (Zombies seem popular)
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
You should have prepared better[^]
speramus in juniperus
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You should have prepared better[^]
speramus in juniperus
From Hells kicthen I see :rolleyes:
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Since when have anklebiters in Australia started bludging the neighbors for lollies? Had to scare off three little gangs already tonight and is only 18:30. (Zombies seem popular)
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
When this Merkin habit of sending small children out into the dark to knock on strangers doors and say "Trick or Treat" (even though they do not know what it means nor why they say it) started here in the UK, (In about 1983, I blame ET, although why the director, who is Jewish, would highlight a Christian festival based on a Pagan belief system is beyond me). So when they come and knock on the door and say "Trick or Treat?" you reply "Trick please" and then stand there, steely-eyed, chiselled-chinned and with a bohemian, almost Rasputin-like detachment as they squirm and attempt to innovate a salient response. It is so easy to screw with the brain of a 6 year old!
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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When this Merkin habit of sending small children out into the dark to knock on strangers doors and say "Trick or Treat" (even though they do not know what it means nor why they say it) started here in the UK, (In about 1983, I blame ET, although why the director, who is Jewish, would highlight a Christian festival based on a Pagan belief system is beyond me). So when they come and knock on the door and say "Trick or Treat?" you reply "Trick please" and then stand there, steely-eyed, chiselled-chinned and with a bohemian, almost Rasputin-like detachment as they squirm and attempt to innovate a salient response. It is so easy to screw with the brain of a 6 year old!
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Dalek Dave wrote:
It is so easy to screw with the brain of a 6 year old!
I'm glad you included "with the brain of", otherwise you'd be on the Stuart Hall Special.
speramus in juniperus
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You should have prepared better[^]
speramus in juniperus
At a local joke/toy shop you can buy candy with soap or anchovy taste.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man adapts the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw
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You should have prepared better[^]
speramus in juniperus
That's just evil.
Keep Clam And Proofread -- √(-1) 23 ∑ π... And it was delicious.