I just got back from the doctor's office...

[Sander Rossel]

I woke up invisible this morning. Unfortunately, the doctor couldn't see me right now.

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[Daniel Pfeffer]

My doctor scribbled graffiti all over town. I know it was him - the writing was illegible.

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

[Choroid]

Two kinds of Physicians Those who fix things and the one's that cut them out My other favorite for anesthesiologist YES I know you can put me to sleep but can you wake me up ?

[0x01AA]

Nice to see you back making jokes after a dark time (which most probably make you think for a longer time). All the best anyway.

[jmaida]

Variation my kids used when I first heard it. What did the Nurse say the invisible man? I'm sorry the Doctor can't see you.

"A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

[Sander Rossel]

Thanks, I'm not one to wallow in misery :D I've been making (slightly darker) jokes, just not on here ;)

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