Booked for speeding at 3 times the speed of sound ???
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Speeding ticket for travelling in his Mini at 3380 kph (2,100 mph) - or Mach 3 speed.[^] Pressed wrong button ??? :laugh: //Start of joke Never comment ur code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand !!! //End of joke
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Speeding ticket for travelling in his Mini at 3380 kph (2,100 mph) - or Mach 3 speed.[^] Pressed wrong button ??? :laugh: //Start of joke Never comment ur code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand !!! //End of joke
Speaking from experience, the new Mini is fast, but not that fast! :-D Ant.
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Speeding ticket for travelling in his Mini at 3380 kph (2,100 mph) - or Mach 3 speed.[^] Pressed wrong button ??? :laugh: //Start of joke Never comment ur code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand !!! //End of joke
An Austrian soldier was fined[^] for driving a tank at 40 mph in a 30 mph zone even though he was engaged in an anti-terrorism exercise at the time ! //Start of joke Never comment ur code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand !!! //End of joke
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An Austrian soldier was fined[^] for driving a tank at 40 mph in a 30 mph zone even though he was engaged in an anti-terrorism exercise at the time ! //Start of joke Never comment ur code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand !!! //End of joke
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Wow, those policemen had some balls. Not to pull over a tank but to PULL OVER A TANK!!! "Hey, he isn't stopping, pull out the tire spikes." Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.
Guess even cops get tired of doing a tankless job... Ya I know but...:doh:
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Wow, those policemen had some balls. Not to pull over a tank but to PULL OVER A TANK!!! "Hey, he isn't stopping, pull out the tire spikes." Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.
Two fish were sitting in a tank. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" ------- sig starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 "You won't like me when I'm angry..." - Dr. Bruce Banner Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- sig ends
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Guess even cops get tired of doing a tankless job... Ya I know but...:doh:
There's two fish in a tank. The one turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?" *ducks* regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
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There's two fish in a tank. The one turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?" *ducks* regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
I don't care what you say...that's just a funny joke.:-D "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
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Two fish were sitting in a tank. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" ------- sig starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 "You won't like me when I'm angry..." - Dr. Bruce Banner Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- sig ends
Two nuns in the shower. One says "Where's the soap?" The other says "Yes, it does." :~
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Speeding ticket for travelling in his Mini at 3380 kph (2,100 mph) - or Mach 3 speed.[^] Pressed wrong button ??? :laugh: //Start of joke Never comment ur code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand !!! //End of joke
If I got a ticket anywhere near there I would sue claiming that there was a problem with the radar. John
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There's two fish in a tank. The one turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?" *ducks* regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
There were ducks in the tanks as well ? :laugh: The tigress is here :-D
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Two nuns in the shower. One says "Where's the soap?" The other says "Yes, it does." :~
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Speeding ticket for travelling in his Mini at 3380 kph (2,100 mph) - or Mach 3 speed.[^] Pressed wrong button ??? :laugh: //Start of joke Never comment ur code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand !!! //End of joke
Semi-related story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4836277
"The pointy end goes in the other man." - Antonio Banderas (Zorro, 1998)
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Try changing "Where's" to "Wears" :) Don't worry - It's clean (pun definitely intended :rolleyes:)
Ryan
"Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"
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There's two fish in a tank. The one turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?" *ducks* regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
* groan * :rolleyes: ;P Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Speeding ticket for travelling in his Mini at 3380 kph (2,100 mph) - or Mach 3 speed.[^] Pressed wrong button ??? :laugh: //Start of joke Never comment ur code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand !!! //End of joke
I wonder how much that ticket cost.....
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