An American and a Japanese
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The kind on being the first CPian to do a major double dip in reps. He's back down to 55 and ready to return to negative with a few choice blats.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Too late - he's done it...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:
Congratulations, you sank to the bottom of the gutter and somehow maanged to continue downwards.
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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:
From what I can make from posting jokes here, there is a general rule of thumb If your first joke don't succeed then wait till another day before posting jokes again!
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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:
I see you've decided to take the plunge and totally destroy any shred of respect that anybody had for you over your recent improvement in reputation.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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I see you've decided to take the plunge and totally destroy any shred of respect that anybody had for you over your recent improvement in reputation.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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I see 'account no longer active'.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I see 'account no longer active'.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I see 'account no longer active'.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I see 'account no longer active'.
He'll be back.
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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I believe it is like the drugs they give on death row. No particular member killed him, it was a group effort.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I see 'account no longer active'.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
It's about the only way he'll get a positive rep again...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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What a loser. He's certainly not a winkey.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
