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architect sexy - why are we not?

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  • P Pete OHanlon

    Ravi Bhavnani wrote:

    My code, on the other hand, exudes an allure that causes most women to swoon.

    A fart, if done just right (i.e., the noxious gases that emanates from under my dogs tail - dear lord, how can such a small creature produce an odour that fills a room like that), also exudes something to cause most women to swoon.

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    Gawd I wish I knew. When Dij was a kitten, he was really tiny - he comfortably fit in a single hand. But the smells he could "produce" - seemingly at will - filled the room with a noxious miasma that glued itself to your throat... X|

    The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • D devvvy

      For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

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      Perhaps in Hong Kong you aren't seen as sexy. However in Europe geeks are major league sex symbols: we have to "Beat them off with a stick" and pretend ineptitude with anything electronic if we want a quiet drink... ;P

      The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • D devvvy

        For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

        dev

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        If you're having trouble with the girls, there's a very simple solution[^]. But then, I'm a very simple guy. :-D

        Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living with Your Creativity The Career Programmer

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        • D devvvy

          For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

          dev

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          Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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          Nearly half the developers I have met seem to think brushing teeth and wearing underwear are optional. Personal hygiene goes a long way and devs, by and large, seem to get away with not having much, just the bare minimum.

          Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

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          • D devvvy

            For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

            dev

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            Rutvik Dave
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            Ted Mosby[^] is not.

            Remind Me This - Manage, Collaborate and Execute your Project in the Cloud

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            • D devvvy

              For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

              dev

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              Mark_Wallace
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              Tangible? Are we talking about the same kind of architect? All the architects I've known just come up with bright ideas that programmers/carpenters/builders have to rework several times, just to reach even the remotely possibility of bringing them into tangibility.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                Tangible? Are we talking about the same kind of architect? All the architects I've known just come up with bright ideas that programmers/carpenters/builders have to rework several times, just to reach even the remotely possibility of bringing them into tangibility.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                OriginalGriff
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                And then then melt cars, cook eggs...

                The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  And then then melt cars, cook eggs...

                  The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                  Spot on. You can tell there were no software houses near that building, because you would have been able to smell the bacon for miles.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                    The last time I showed my code to a woman, I also thought she swooned. Actually she had just fallen asleep.

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                    Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                    devvvy
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                    lol

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                    • C Christopher Duncan

                      If you're having trouble with the girls, there's a very simple solution[^]. But then, I'm a very simple guy. :-D

                      Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living with Your Creativity The Career Programmer

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                      reminds me friend of mine who's an engineer complained his gf made his plays guitar under a tree in a park, he felt quite uncomfortable as he's not an exhibitionist

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                      • P PIEBALDconsult

                        Any person who thinks he is sex, is not.

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                        devvvy
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                        that makes me very sexy

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Perhaps in Hong Kong you aren't seen as sexy. However in Europe geeks are major league sex symbols: we have to "Beat them off with a stick" and pretend ineptitude with anything electronic if we want a quiet drink... ;P

                          The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                          devvvy
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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          Beat them off with a stick" and pretend ineptitude with anything electronic if we want a quiet drink

                          i need to wear this attitude next time i go for a drink, see if this energy will draw a different attention

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                          • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                            Nearly half the developers I have met seem to think brushing teeth and wearing underwear are optional. Personal hygiene goes a long way and devs, by and large, seem to get away with not having much, just the bare minimum.

                            Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

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                            PIEBALDconsult
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                            Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                            wearing underwear are optional

                            Because it is. And how would you know anyway? "I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's something pretty unusual." -- John Winger

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                            • D devvvy

                              For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

                              dev

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                              Vivi Chellappa
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                              It says "Architects are the sexiest profession". There is a typo. They meant "Architects are the sexist profession".

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