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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign' What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? The ones in the casinos are serious When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine." The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong Sunny's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Sunny seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father." ;P "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal
A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine." This good but When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. this is not acceptable Vikas Amin Embin Technology Bombay
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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine." This good but When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. this is not acceptable Vikas Amin Embin Technology Bombay
umm, I accepted it just fine :) Never forget: "Stay kul and happy" (I.A.)
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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine." This good but When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. this is not acceptable Vikas Amin Embin Technology Bombay
Vikas, it's just a joke :-) Regards, Nish
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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine." This good but When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. this is not acceptable Vikas Amin Embin Technology Bombay
vikas amin wrote:
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. this is not acceptable
I thought it was hilarious. John Carson "To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." Thomas Paine
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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign' What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? The ones in the casinos are serious When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine." The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong Sunny's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Sunny seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father." ;P "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal
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"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal
The jokes are good but your sig is even better.:-D Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970) Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. George Jean Nathan (1882 - 1958) Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
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Vikas, it's just a joke :-) Regards, Nish
My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET
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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine." This good but When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. this is not acceptable Vikas Amin Embin Technology Bombay
vikas amin wrote:
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
there is a famous story about Ghalib[^],the well-known genius urdu poet that once he was going to mosque to offer prayers,he was near to mosque that someone handed him a bottle of wine,he turned around towards his home and said that why did i go mosque and pray when i had been already given my required thing
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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine." This good but When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. this is not acceptable Vikas Amin Embin Technology Bombay
vikas amin wrote:
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. this is not acceptable
Why not ? Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
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So what ? Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
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So what ? Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
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Yes, but isn't this obviously also something that people say in jest ? Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
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Yes, but isn't this obviously also something that people say in jest ? Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++