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> (Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity.
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(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(A) 45 lbs.
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(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
(A) 45 minutes.
_____________________________
(Q) How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(A) None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
_____________________________________
(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
______________________________________
(Q) Why are men and parking spaces alike?
(A) Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are
disabled.
_________________________________________
(Q) Why do men want to marry virgins?
(A) They can't stand criticism.
______________________________________
(Q) Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and good looking?
(A) Because those men already have boyfriends.
__________________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
(A) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
__________________________________________________
(Q) What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?(A) The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
intention of driving.
___________________________________________________
(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?
(A) A golden retriever.
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(Q) Why does the bride always wear white?
(A) Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
___________________________________________
(Q) A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has
the biggest boobs?
(A) The blonde, because she's 18.
___________________________________________________
(Q) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
(A) Ask your Mom.
__________________________________________
(Q) What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room?
(A) Say, "Nice Dick."
_________________________
(Q) Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
(A) Because they have cotton balls.
______________________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
(A) A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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> (Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity.
__________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(A) 45 lbs.
____________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
(A) 45 minutes.
_____________________________
(Q) How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(A) None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
_____________________________________
(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
______________________________________
(Q) Why are men and parking spaces alike?
(A) Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are
disabled.
_________________________________________
(Q) Why do men want to marry virgins?
(A) They can't stand criticism.
______________________________________
(Q) Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and good looking?
(A) Because those men already have boyfriends.
__________________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
(A) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
__________________________________________________
(Q) What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?(A) The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
intention of driving.
___________________________________________________
(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?
(A) A golden retriever.
________________________________________________
(Q) Why does the bride always wear white?
(A) Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
___________________________________________
(Q) A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has
the biggest boobs?
(A) The blonde, because she's 18.
___________________________________________________
(Q) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
(A) Ask your Mom.
__________________________________________
(Q) What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room?
(A) Say, "Nice Dick."
_________________________
(Q) Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
(A) Because they have cotton balls.
______________________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
(A) A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
________Jon Sagara wrote: (Q) How many women does it take to change a light bulb? (A) None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. ROTF! OMFG that is so true. :laugh: --Mike-- Rollin' in my 5.0 With the rag-top down so my hair can blow. My really out-of-date homepage Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm Big fan of Alyson Hannigan and Jamie Salé.
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> (Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity.
__________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(A) 45 lbs.
____________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
(A) 45 minutes.
_____________________________
(Q) How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(A) None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
_____________________________________
(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
______________________________________
(Q) Why are men and parking spaces alike?
(A) Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are
disabled.
_________________________________________
(Q) Why do men want to marry virgins?
(A) They can't stand criticism.
______________________________________
(Q) Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and good looking?
(A) Because those men already have boyfriends.
__________________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
(A) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
__________________________________________________
(Q) What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?(A) The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
intention of driving.
___________________________________________________
(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?
(A) A golden retriever.
________________________________________________
(Q) Why does the bride always wear white?
(A) Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
___________________________________________
(Q) A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has
the biggest boobs?
(A) The blonde, because she's 18.
___________________________________________________
(Q) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
(A) Ask your Mom.
__________________________________________
(Q) What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room?
(A) Say, "Nice Dick."
_________________________
(Q) Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
(A) Because they have cotton balls.
______________________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
(A) A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
________ -
> (Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity.
__________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(A) 45 lbs.
____________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
(A) 45 minutes.
_____________________________
(Q) How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(A) None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
_____________________________________
(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
______________________________________
(Q) Why are men and parking spaces alike?
(A) Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are
disabled.
_________________________________________
(Q) Why do men want to marry virgins?
(A) They can't stand criticism.
______________________________________
(Q) Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and good looking?
(A) Because those men already have boyfriends.
__________________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
(A) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
__________________________________________________
(Q) What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?(A) The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
intention of driving.
___________________________________________________
(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?
(A) A golden retriever.
________________________________________________
(Q) Why does the bride always wear white?
(A) Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
___________________________________________
(Q) A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has
the biggest boobs?
(A) The blonde, because she's 18.
___________________________________________________
(Q) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
(A) Ask your Mom.
__________________________________________
(Q) What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room?
(A) Say, "Nice Dick."
_________________________
(Q) Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
(A) Because they have cotton balls.
______________________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
(A) A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
________What is man's idea of foreplay?
A half-hour of begging.
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What do tornado and women have in commom?
They both scream when they come and take your home too
.........................................
What did the wall say to the ceiling?I'll meet you at the corner
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What is the difference between a blonde and a
porsche?
You don't lend your porsche to your friends.
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Why do blonde's wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop
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Why is it good to have a blonde as a passengar?
Because you can park in the handicap zone.
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What do you call ten blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel
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What did the blonde's mother say to her before
her date?
If you're not in bed before midnight, come home.
.....................................
What do you call a blonde virgin?
A myth.What do you call a blonde with a half a brain?
Gifted.How many blonde's does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
It doesn't matter, they all like to screw anyway.Why does a blonde only change her babies diapers
once a month?
Because it says right on the package, "good for up
to twenty pounds".What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around.What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?
The winner of hide and seek.
...........................................
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
Nice Hooters!!!.........................................
Mazy "So,so you think you can tell, Heaven from Hell, Blue skies from pain,... How I wish,how I wish you were here."
Wish You Were Here-Pink Floyd-1975 -
> (Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity.
__________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(A) 45 lbs.
____________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
(A) 45 minutes.
_____________________________
(Q) How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(A) None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
_____________________________________
(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
______________________________________
(Q) Why are men and parking spaces alike?
(A) Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are
disabled.
_________________________________________
(Q) Why do men want to marry virgins?
(A) They can't stand criticism.
______________________________________
(Q) Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and good looking?
(A) Because those men already have boyfriends.
__________________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
(A) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
__________________________________________________
(Q) What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?(A) The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
intention of driving.
___________________________________________________
(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?
(A) A golden retriever.
________________________________________________
(Q) Why does the bride always wear white?
(A) Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
___________________________________________
(Q) A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has
the biggest boobs?
(A) The blonde, because she's 18.
___________________________________________________
(Q) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
(A) Ask your Mom.
__________________________________________
(Q) What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room?
(A) Say, "Nice Dick."
_________________________
(Q) Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
(A) Because they have cotton balls.
______________________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
(A) A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
________Jon Sagara wrote: (Q) What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? (A) Say, "Nice Dick." Eeeeexcellent. J
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What is man's idea of foreplay?
A half-hour of begging.
......................................
........................................
What do tornado and women have in commom?
They both scream when they come and take your home too
.........................................
What did the wall say to the ceiling?I'll meet you at the corner
...................................
What is the difference between a blonde and a
porsche?
You don't lend your porsche to your friends.
.........................
Why do blonde's wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop
...................................
Why is it good to have a blonde as a passengar?
Because you can park in the handicap zone.
...................................
What do you call ten blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel
...................................
What did the blonde's mother say to her before
her date?
If you're not in bed before midnight, come home.
.....................................
What do you call a blonde virgin?
A myth.What do you call a blonde with a half a brain?
Gifted.How many blonde's does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
It doesn't matter, they all like to screw anyway.Why does a blonde only change her babies diapers
once a month?
Because it says right on the package, "good for up
to twenty pounds".What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around.What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?
The winner of hide and seek.
...........................................
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
Nice Hooters!!!.........................................
Mazy "So,so you think you can tell, Heaven from Hell, Blue skies from pain,... How I wish,how I wish you were here."
Wish You Were Here-Pink Floyd-1975Q - what do you call a group of blondes stood in a circle? A - a dope ring -- Andrew.