skinny little guy / lumberjack
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A Canadian lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack. A skinny little guy shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack takes one look at the puny little guy and tells him to get lost. "Give me a chance to show you what I can do," says the skinny guy. "Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" says the head lumberjack. "Take your axe and cut it down." The guy heads for the tree, and in five minutes he's knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," says the guy. The lumberjack can't believe his eyes and says, "Where did you learn to chop down trees like that?" "In the Sahara Forest," says the puny man. "You mean the Sahara Desert," says the lumberjack. "Sure......!! That's what they call it now!"
Chris, Can I have a Johnny Bravo icon please? Please, please, please........
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A Canadian lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack. A skinny little guy shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack takes one look at the puny little guy and tells him to get lost. "Give me a chance to show you what I can do," says the skinny guy. "Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" says the head lumberjack. "Take your axe and cut it down." The guy heads for the tree, and in five minutes he's knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," says the guy. The lumberjack can't believe his eyes and says, "Where did you learn to chop down trees like that?" "In the Sahara Forest," says the puny man. "You mean the Sahara Desert," says the lumberjack. "Sure......!! That's what they call it now!"
Chris, Can I have a Johnny Bravo icon please? Please, please, please........
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day... I put on womens' clothing, and hang around in bars!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day... I put on womens' clothing, and hang around in bars!
Roger Wright wrote: I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day... I put on womens' clothing, and hang around in bars! :confused: :confused: :confused:
Chris, Can I have a Johnny Bravo icon please? Please, please, please........
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Roger Wright wrote: I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day... I put on womens' clothing, and hang around in bars! :confused: :confused: :confused:
Chris, Can I have a Johnny Bravo icon please? Please, please, please........
OH DEAD GOD, YOU LEAD A SHELTERED LIFE :) Monty Python's Lumberjack Song" Tim Smith I know what you're thinking punk, you're thinking did he spell check this document? Well, to tell you the truth I kinda forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this here's CodeProject, the most powerful forums in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day... I put on womens' clothing, and hang around in bars!
Congratulations Roger on crossing the 1000 post barrier. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin New sig under construction
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Congratulations Roger on crossing the 1000 post barrier. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin New sig under construction
Why, Thank You, Colin:-D I hadn't been keeping track, but I suspect I ways to go yet before Nish considers me a threat:laugh:
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Why, Thank You, Colin:-D I hadn't been keeping track, but I suspect I ways to go yet before Nish considers me a threat:laugh:
Roger Wright wrote: Why, Thank You, Colin Not a problem Roger. Roger Wright wrote: I hadn't been keeping track, but I suspect I ways to go yet before Nish considers me a threat Yes but you have been doing quite well for a newcomer. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin Testing Current Sig :jig:
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Roger Wright wrote: Why, Thank You, Colin Not a problem Roger. Roger Wright wrote: I hadn't been keeping track, but I suspect I ways to go yet before Nish considers me a threat Yes but you have been doing quite well for a newcomer. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin Testing Current Sig :jig:
That's because I have a really big pipe:-O
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That's because I have a really big pipe:-O
Roger Wright wrote: That's because I have a really big pipe There is no need to be vulgar. :laugh: Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin Testing Current Sig :jig:
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Roger Wright wrote: That's because I have a really big pipe There is no need to be vulgar. :laugh: Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin Testing Current Sig :jig:
****Colin Davies wrote: There is no need to be vulgar. I was, of course, referring to my Internet connection. What did you think I meant? ;)
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OH DEAD GOD, YOU LEAD A SHELTERED LIFE :) Monty Python's Lumberjack Song" Tim Smith I know what you're thinking punk, you're thinking did he spell check this document? Well, to tell you the truth I kinda forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this here's CodeProject, the most powerful forums in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?
I never would have figured that one out either. -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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I never would have figured that one out either. -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
†What? You didn't know Lumberjack Song? What about this: Isn't it nice to have a penis, Isn't it frightfully right to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger, To the world's biggest prick. Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
** If you're going to rape, pillage and burn, be sure to do things in that order. ** -
What? You didn't know Lumberjack Song? What about this: Isn't it nice to have a penis, Isn't it frightfully right to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger, To the world's biggest prick. Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
** If you're going to rape, pillage and burn, be sure to do things in that order. **Is R&R forum unfiltered?? :-D Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
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Is R&R forum unfiltered?? :-D Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
** If you're going to rape, pillage and burn, be sure to do things in that order. **Yes, we can pretty much say what we please in here. Michael :-)
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Yes, we can pretty much say what we please in here. Michael :-)
Fucking unbelievable ;P Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
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Yes, we can pretty much say what we please in here. Michael :-)
... so it seems that filters are still enabled, but you can use words like 'penis' :) Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
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What? You didn't know Lumberjack Song? What about this: Isn't it nice to have a penis, Isn't it frightfully right to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger, To the world's biggest prick. Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
** If you're going to rape, pillage and burn, be sure to do things in that order. **Isn't that from The Meaning of Life ?
Bruce Duncan - Digital Delirium
Hi, I'm Bruce, and I suffer from VB.
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Isn't that from The Meaning of Life ?
Bruce Duncan - Digital Delirium
Hi, I'm Bruce, and I suffer from VB.
Probably not, but I'm not sure. I have this song on 'Monthy Python Sings' CD. Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
** If you're going to rape, pillage and burn, be sure to do things in that order. **