Be happy with your penis size
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>A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable >to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him that his >penis was too long. > >"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten >it?" > >The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But I do know >a witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gave him directions to >the witch's place. > >The man went to see the witch the next day, and told her his sad tale. > >"Witch, my penis is 20 inches long, and I can't get any women to have sex >with me. Can you help me shorten it?" > >The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it. The man >uncoiled his 20-inch penis. The witch stared in amazement, scratched her >head, and then replied, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you >have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a >frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. You must ask the >frog, 'will you marry me?' Each time the frog declines your proposal, your >penis will be 4 inches shorter." > >The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the >pond and, sure enough, there sat the frog on a log. He uncoiled his huge >python-like penis and called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?" >The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, "NO." > >The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter! > >"WOW!" he screamed out loud. Then he said to himself, "This is great! But >it's still too long at 16 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again." >Once more he shouted to the frog, "Frog, will you marry me?" > >The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" > >The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 4 >inches shorter! The man laughed, and shouted, "This is fantastic!" > >He looked down at his penis once more, and by now it was only 12 inches >long, so he reflected for a moment. "Twelve inches is still a monster, just >a little less would be ideal," he thought. "So, I'll ask the frog to marry me >ONE more time." > >Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog, will you marry me?" > >The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and >said, "NO! NO! . . . and for the last time, NO!" ;) ____________________
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>A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable >to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him that his >penis was too long. > >"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten >it?" > >The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But I do know >a witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gave him directions to >the witch's place. > >The man went to see the witch the next day, and told her his sad tale. > >"Witch, my penis is 20 inches long, and I can't get any women to have sex >with me. Can you help me shorten it?" > >The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it. The man >uncoiled his 20-inch penis. The witch stared in amazement, scratched her >head, and then replied, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you >have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a >frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. You must ask the >frog, 'will you marry me?' Each time the frog declines your proposal, your >penis will be 4 inches shorter." > >The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the >pond and, sure enough, there sat the frog on a log. He uncoiled his huge >python-like penis and called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?" >The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, "NO." > >The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter! > >"WOW!" he screamed out loud. Then he said to himself, "This is great! But >it's still too long at 16 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again." >Once more he shouted to the frog, "Frog, will you marry me?" > >The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" > >The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 4 >inches shorter! The man laughed, and shouted, "This is fantastic!" > >He looked down at his penis once more, and by now it was only 12 inches >long, so he reflected for a moment. "Twelve inches is still a monster, just >a little less would be ideal," he thought. "So, I'll ask the frog to marry me >ONE more time." > >Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog, will you marry me?" > >The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and >said, "NO! NO! . . . and for the last time, NO!" ;) ____________________
Very good dave :-) Nish p.s. How do I give it a 5-rating???
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cos for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice 24 years just waitin' for a chance To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
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Very good dave :-) Nish p.s. How do I give it a 5-rating???
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cos for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice 24 years just waitin' for a chance To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Very good dave It has one of those deeper meanings to it doesn't it. :) ____________________ David Wulff I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give light to the moon Assuming the moon's going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favours and then rapidly You just turn around and start asking me about Things you want back from me - Linkin Park
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>A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable >to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him that his >penis was too long. > >"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten >it?" > >The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But I do know >a witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gave him directions to >the witch's place. > >The man went to see the witch the next day, and told her his sad tale. > >"Witch, my penis is 20 inches long, and I can't get any women to have sex >with me. Can you help me shorten it?" > >The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it. The man >uncoiled his 20-inch penis. The witch stared in amazement, scratched her >head, and then replied, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you >have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a >frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. You must ask the >frog, 'will you marry me?' Each time the frog declines your proposal, your >penis will be 4 inches shorter." > >The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the >pond and, sure enough, there sat the frog on a log. He uncoiled his huge >python-like penis and called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?" >The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, "NO." > >The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter! > >"WOW!" he screamed out loud. Then he said to himself, "This is great! But >it's still too long at 16 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again." >Once more he shouted to the frog, "Frog, will you marry me?" > >The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" > >The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 4 >inches shorter! The man laughed, and shouted, "This is fantastic!" > >He looked down at his penis once more, and by now it was only 12 inches >long, so he reflected for a moment. "Twelve inches is still a monster, just >a little less would be ideal," he thought. "So, I'll ask the frog to marry me >ONE more time." > >Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog, will you marry me?" > >The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and >said, "NO! NO! . . . and for the last time, NO!" ;) ____________________
David Wulff wrote: Re: Be happy with your penis size Is this more an issue for a womens magazine ? Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin Testing Current Sig <:jig:>
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>A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable >to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him that his >penis was too long. > >"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten >it?" > >The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But I do know >a witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gave him directions to >the witch's place. > >The man went to see the witch the next day, and told her his sad tale. > >"Witch, my penis is 20 inches long, and I can't get any women to have sex >with me. Can you help me shorten it?" > >The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it. The man >uncoiled his 20-inch penis. The witch stared in amazement, scratched her >head, and then replied, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you >have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a >frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. You must ask the >frog, 'will you marry me?' Each time the frog declines your proposal, your >penis will be 4 inches shorter." > >The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the >pond and, sure enough, there sat the frog on a log. He uncoiled his huge >python-like penis and called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?" >The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, "NO." > >The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter! > >"WOW!" he screamed out loud. Then he said to himself, "This is great! But >it's still too long at 16 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again." >Once more he shouted to the frog, "Frog, will you marry me?" > >The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" > >The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 4 >inches shorter! The man laughed, and shouted, "This is fantastic!" > >He looked down at his penis once more, and by now it was only 12 inches >long, so he reflected for a moment. "Twelve inches is still a monster, just >a little less would be ideal," he thought. "So, I'll ask the frog to marry me >ONE more time." > >Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog, will you marry me?" > >The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and >said, "NO! NO! . . . and for the last time, NO!" ;) ____________________
David Wulff wrote: A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable >to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him that his >penis was too long. Hmmm, that's odd. I've never had any problems.:-D "There's a slew of slip 'twixt cup and lip"
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David Wulff wrote: A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable >to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him that his >penis was too long. Hmmm, that's odd. I've never had any problems.:-D "There's a slew of slip 'twixt cup and lip"
But you're not woman, are you? ;P ;P Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
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David Wulff wrote: A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable >to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him that his >penis was too long. Hmmm, that's odd. I've never had any problems.:-D "There's a slew of slip 'twixt cup and lip"
Stan Shannon wrote: Hmmm, that's odd. I've never had any problems. That may be because your ego keeps getting in the way... :-D ____________________ David Wulff I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give light to the moon Assuming the moon's going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favours and then rapidly You just turn around and start asking me about Things you want back from me - Linkin Park
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David Wulff wrote: Re: Be happy with your penis size Is this more an issue for a womens magazine ? Regardz Colin J Davies
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(before I start - yes I know what you meant) ****Colin Davies wrote: Is this more an issue for a womens magazine ? I don't know what kind fo women you have down their in Kiwi-country, but here in Britain our chicks don't have dicks. :suss: ____________________ David Wulff I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give light to the moon Assuming the moon's going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favours and then rapidly You just turn around and start asking me about Things you want back from me - Linkin Park
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(before I start - yes I know what you meant) ****Colin Davies wrote: Is this more an issue for a womens magazine ? I don't know what kind fo women you have down their in Kiwi-country, but here in Britain our chicks don't have dicks. :suss: ____________________ David Wulff I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give light to the moon Assuming the moon's going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favours and then rapidly You just turn around and start asking me about Things you want back from me - Linkin Park
David Wulff wrote: I don't know what kind fo women you have down their in Kiwi-country, but here in Britain our chicks don't have dicks :confused: They use dildos instead? Got it!!! The dicks go for other dicks so the chicks don't have dicks. That sure explains the slow growth of population over there!! :suss: