A Sardar joke
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One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station the driver was caught He was found to be a Sardar. He was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing on the track and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc. Then authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! Just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have run over that person Sardar said : Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cos for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice 24 years just waitin' for a chance To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
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One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station the driver was caught He was found to be a Sardar. He was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing on the track and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc. Then authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! Just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have run over that person Sardar said : Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cos for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice 24 years just waitin' for a chance To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
I'm not sure what a Sardar is but it is still funny. -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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I'm not sure what a Sardar is but it is still funny. -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
†****Matt Newman wrote: I'm not sure what a Sardar is but it is still funny. Hey Matt I saw your post in the Lounge. But I have been disallowed from posting in the Lounge. That's why I cannot reply to it. :-) Nish p.s. If you copy/paste the post here, maybe we can discuss it...
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cos for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice 24 years just waitin' for a chance To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
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****Matt Newman wrote: I'm not sure what a Sardar is but it is still funny. Hey Matt I saw your post in the Lounge. But I have been disallowed from posting in the Lounge. That's why I cannot reply to it. :-) Nish p.s. If you copy/paste the post here, maybe we can discuss it...
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cos for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice 24 years just waitin' for a chance To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: But I have been disallowed from posting in the Lounge. Why? -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: But I have been disallowed from posting in the Lounge. Why? -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
†****Matt Newman wrote: Why? I am trying to find out Matt, I sure am. I don't have anything to go on, but I have a few hunches. There is a lot of politics and dirty work involved. Of that I am sure. By the way I heard there are a few others who have been targetted too, David Wulff included. He has been warned though. Nish p.s. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about this okay? :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss:
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._ -
****Matt Newman wrote: Why? I am trying to find out Matt, I sure am. I don't have anything to go on, but I have a few hunches. There is a lot of politics and dirty work involved. Of that I am sure. By the way I heard there are a few others who have been targetted too, David Wulff included. He has been warned though. Nish p.s. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about this okay? :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss:
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._Conspiracy huh? If you want I can post replies for you :) -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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****Matt Newman wrote: Why? I am trying to find out Matt, I sure am. I don't have anything to go on, but I have a few hunches. There is a lot of politics and dirty work involved. Of that I am sure. By the way I heard there are a few others who have been targetted too, David Wulff included. He has been warned though. Nish p.s. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about this okay? :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss:
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me.
http://download.cnet.com/downloads/0-10042-100-7910469.html?tag=st.dl.10042-106-1.lst-1-22.7910469
Uses Lawnmowers instead (haven't tried it yet) -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me.
http://download.cnet.com/downloads/0-10042-100-7910469.html?tag=st.dl.10042-106-1.lst-1-22.7910469
Uses Lawnmowers instead (haven't tried it yet) -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
†Never mind it was pretty stupid and didn't any point to it -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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****Matt Newman wrote: I'm not sure what a Sardar is but it is still funny. Hey Matt I saw your post in the Lounge. But I have been disallowed from posting in the Lounge. That's why I cannot reply to it. :-) Nish p.s. If you copy/paste the post here, maybe we can discuss it...
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cos for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice 24 years just waitin' for a chance To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: But I have been disallowed from posting in the Lounge. What are you talking about Nish? cheers, Chris Maunder
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Never mind it was pretty stupid and didn't any point to it -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
†****Matt Newman wrote: Never mind it was pretty stupid and didn't any point to it Huh? You mean that game you recommended is stupid??? Nish
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._ -
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: But I have been disallowed from posting in the Lounge. What are you talking about Nish? cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: What are you talking about Nish? I think Nish's sense of humour has got him in a hole he can't escape from Chris. As the pressure of gaining the number 1 posting position draws more likely every day, Nish is collapsing under the responsibility of this awesome accomplishment. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin Testing Current Sig <:jig:>
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: But I have been disallowed from posting in the Lounge. What are you talking about Nish? cheers, Chris Maunder
A couple of threads down he mentions to Michael Dunn that the head icon is gone from his post. I'm just taking a wild guess, but maybe he wasn't logged in, and the Lounge does not allow anonymous posts. "I've read the Bible through a couple of times and it is a nice collection of morality stories and adventure fiction. Sort of like Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer except without the laughs." -- Michael P Butler 14 Mar '02
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A couple of threads down he mentions to Michael Dunn that the head icon is gone from his post. I'm just taking a wild guess, but maybe he wasn't logged in, and the Lounge does not allow anonymous posts. "I've read the Bible through a couple of times and it is a nice collection of morality stories and adventure fiction. Sort of like Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer except without the laughs." -- Michael P Butler 14 Mar '02
I was getting that too, except everyone that should have had a head icon didn't, those with special icons did. Logging out and back in again didn't fix anything either. All is normal now though :) James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978
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Oh, I see. Why do all the exciting things happen while I'm sleeping? "I've read the Bible through a couple of times and it is a nice collection of morality stories and adventure fiction. Sort of like Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer except without the laughs." -- Michael P Butler 14 Mar '02
Daniel Ferguson wrote: Why do all the exciting things happen while I'm sleeping? When you find out, let me know :) James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978
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I was getting that too, except everyone that should have had a head icon didn't, those with special icons did. Logging out and back in again didn't fix anything either. All is normal now though :) James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978
Oh, I see. Why do all the exciting things happen while I'm sleeping? "I've read the Bible through a couple of times and it is a nice collection of morality stories and adventure fiction. Sort of like Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer except without the laughs." -- Michael P Butler 14 Mar '02
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One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station the driver was caught He was found to be a Sardar. He was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing on the track and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc. Then authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! Just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have run over that person Sardar said : Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cos for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice 24 years just waitin' for a chance To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close. Lol. That is funny! :laugh: ____________________ David Wulff I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give light to the moon Assuming the moon's going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favours and then rapidly You just turn around and start asking me about Things you want back from me - Linkin Park
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****Matt Newman wrote: Why? I am trying to find out Matt, I sure am. I don't have anything to go on, but I have a few hunches. There is a lot of politics and dirty work involved. Of that I am sure. By the way I heard there are a few others who have been targetted too, David Wulff included. He has been warned though. Nish p.s. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about this okay? :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss:
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: By the way I heard there are a few others who have been targetted too, David Wulff included. He has been warned though. I have? ** David checks inbox ** Phew! I decided to stick with a normal signature for the time being anyway - less hassle. ____________________ David Wulff I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give light to the moon Assuming the moon's going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favours and then rapidly You just turn around and start asking me about Things you want back from me - Linkin Park
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: But I have been disallowed from posting in the Lounge. What are you talking about Nish? cheers, Chris Maunder
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A couple of threads down he mentions to Michael Dunn that the head icon is gone from his post. I'm just taking a wild guess, but maybe he wasn't logged in, and the Lounge does not allow anonymous posts. "I've read the Bible through a couple of times and it is a nice collection of morality stories and adventure fiction. Sort of like Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer except without the laughs." -- Michael P Butler 14 Mar '02
No - it turns out he's trying to be 'funny'. whatever. cheers, Chris Maunder
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****Matt Newman wrote: Why? I am trying to find out Matt, I sure am. I don't have anything to go on, but I have a few hunches. There is a lot of politics and dirty work involved. Of that I am sure. By the way I heard there are a few others who have been targetted too, David Wulff included. He has been warned though. Nish p.s. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about this okay? :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss:
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._So for all those who are wondering what is going on - it's a joke (by Nish). No one has been targeted, no one has been banned. Nish has just been licking frogs again. cheers, Chris Maunder
