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    LordsAngel
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    How to Identify Cities in India Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall (tea-shop) That's Ahmedabad. Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANNA"(big-brother) doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai. Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB. Enzoy!!!:)

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      How to Identify Cities in India Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall (tea-shop) That's Ahmedabad. Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANNA"(big-brother) doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai. Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB. Enzoy!!!:)

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      Paddy Boyd
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      I think that's the funniest thing i've ever seen. :|

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        How to Identify Cities in India Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall (tea-shop) That's Ahmedabad. Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANNA"(big-brother) doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai. Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB. Enzoy!!!:)

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        Prakash Nadar
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        Do they really help in identifing the city?


        -Prakash

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          Do they really help in identifing the city?


          -Prakash

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          LordsAngel
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          Mr.Prakash wrote:

          Do they really help in identifing the city?

          Nope!!!

          Heaven is a girl I know so well She makes me feel good when I feel like hell Heaven is a girl that I've got to have And she makes me feel better when I'm feelin' bad Heaven is a girl that makes dreams come true Oh, no one does it good like heaven do, yeah

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            How to Identify Cities in India Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall (tea-shop) That's Ahmedabad. Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANNA"(big-brother) doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai. Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB. Enzoy!!!:)

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            There must be something wrong in the things you told! Where are all those dancers? And nobody sings?! :~ That can't be India, look at all those movies! :rolleyes:

            ------------------------------ PROST Roleplaying Game War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

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              There must be something wrong in the things you told! Where are all those dancers? And nobody sings?! :~ That can't be India, look at all those movies! :rolleyes:

              ------------------------------ PROST Roleplaying Game War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

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              ihoecken wrote:

              look at all those movies!

              u have watched Indian movies?

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                ihoecken wrote:

                look at all those movies!

                u have watched Indian movies?

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                LordsAngel wrote:

                u have watched Indian movies?

                :laugh: No, just the trailers. That was enough for me... :->

                ------------------------------ PROST Roleplaying Game War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

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                  LordsAngel wrote:

                  u have watched Indian movies?

                  :laugh: No, just the trailers. That was enough for me... :->

                  ------------------------------ PROST Roleplaying Game War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

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                  LordsAngel
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                  ihoecken wrote:

                  No, just the trailers. That was enough for me...

                  :-D Please elaborate your thoughts on the trailers ....

                  Heaven is a girl I know so well She makes me feel good when I feel like hell Heaven is a girl that I've got to have And she makes me feel better when I'm feelin' bad Heaven is a girl that makes dreams come true Oh, no one does it good like heaven do, yeah

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                    LordsAngel wrote:

                    u have watched Indian movies?

                    :laugh: No, just the trailers. That was enough for me... :->

                    ------------------------------ PROST Roleplaying Game War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

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                    Ryan Roberts
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                    Now that's a superhero[^]. Gives hope to all men with facial hair and beer bellies.

                    Ryan

                    "Michael Moore and Mel Gibson are the same person, except for a few sit-ups. Moore thought his cheesy political blooper reel was going to tell people how to vote. Mel thought that his little gay SM movie about his imaginary friend was going to help him get to heaven." - Penn Jillette

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                      There must be something wrong in the things you told! Where are all those dancers? And nobody sings?! :~ That can't be India, look at all those movies! :rolleyes:

                      ------------------------------ PROST Roleplaying Game War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

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                      Monty2
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                      ihoecken wrote:

                      Where are all those dancers? And nobody sings?!

                      :laugh:


                      To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

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                        How to Identify Cities in India Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall (tea-shop) That's Ahmedabad. Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANNA"(big-brother) doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai. Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB. Enzoy!!!:)

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                        The recurring theme seems to be that in any given Indian city, you'll always find two guys fighting. Oooo-kay then...

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