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I'd like to offer you this opportunity to register your disaproval of me, my name, my country, my views, my education and my signature. To help you out, I've provided a bit of information about me below: Name: David James Wulff Sex: Male Born: 02 October 1983 Color: Caucasian Build: Average Height: 1.64 m Mass: 55 kg Religion: None Primary Language: English Other Language(s): French, Dutch, German Nationality: United Kingdom Siblings: 3 older sisters Offspring: None that I know of Sexuality: 'Me' Medical: Short Sighted Criminal Record: Yes, though I believe it was wiped when I turned adult. Felons: Grand Theft, Fraud, Breaking & Entering Drinking: Yes @ 15 Smoking: Yes @ 13 (quit at 15) Illegal Drugs: Marijuana (occasionally) Fav. Colour: Red Fav. Food: Lemon Surprise Fav. Drink: Vodka Martini, chilled TV: 5 h/week Internet: 30+ h/week Likes: Friends, Computers, Loud Music Dislikes: Marvinski, Arrogant views, People who pray on the weak and impressionable Life Summary: Went to 8 different schools before I was 11, ended up with no friends because of this. Settled down permanently aged 12 and discovered sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, and friends once again. Made some big mistakes and very nearly royally f*cked my life up. Saw the error of my ways and managed to stay on the stright and narrow to date. Currently a realist web and Windows guy in a undeveloping country with too many dreams. So hurry up people, get your complaints in early... :| ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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Here are my complaints Dave (1) You use JScript in ASP :( (2) Your time zone keeps flipping between 4:30 behind me and 5:30 behind me (3) You have all the cool fights when I am asleep (4) You didnt make that Bob and Nish movie (5) You didn't feature my Bob wallpaper Nish ;-)
The rumours that I am an AI bot are absolutely false. These rumours have been propogated by *them* to focus all the attention on to me, while *their* bots take over the planet. Thank y%%%% Divide by zero. Cannot proceed. Abort(y/y)?
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (1) You use JScript in ASP (2) Your time zone keeps flipping between 4:30 behind me and 5:30 behind me (3) You have all the cool fights when I am asleep (4) You didnt make that Bob and Nish movie (5) You didn't feature my Bob wallpaper (1) L:(( L (2) L:|L (3) L:suss:L (4) L:-OL (5) L:( L Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Cannot proceed. Abort(y/y)? Leave it to the medical experts!
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I'd like to offer you this opportunity to register your disaproval of me, my name, my country, my views, my education and my signature. To help you out, I've provided a bit of information about me below: Name: David James Wulff Sex: Male Born: 02 October 1983 Color: Caucasian Build: Average Height: 1.64 m Mass: 55 kg Religion: None Primary Language: English Other Language(s): French, Dutch, German Nationality: United Kingdom Siblings: 3 older sisters Offspring: None that I know of Sexuality: 'Me' Medical: Short Sighted Criminal Record: Yes, though I believe it was wiped when I turned adult. Felons: Grand Theft, Fraud, Breaking & Entering Drinking: Yes @ 15 Smoking: Yes @ 13 (quit at 15) Illegal Drugs: Marijuana (occasionally) Fav. Colour: Red Fav. Food: Lemon Surprise Fav. Drink: Vodka Martini, chilled TV: 5 h/week Internet: 30+ h/week Likes: Friends, Computers, Loud Music Dislikes: Marvinski, Arrogant views, People who pray on the weak and impressionable Life Summary: Went to 8 different schools before I was 11, ended up with no friends because of this. Settled down permanently aged 12 and discovered sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, and friends once again. Made some big mistakes and very nearly royally f*cked my life up. Saw the error of my ways and managed to stay on the stright and narrow to date. Currently a realist web and Windows guy in a undeveloping country with too many dreams. So hurry up people, get your complaints in early... :| ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
I don't see any reason to complain about you (not openly at least in case you flame me ;P) You seem to be your average CP user. Opinionated Outspoken Annoying Venomous Childish... Err, I was suppost to be not complaining. :-D :-D :-D Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 yet to be identified being from the planet Paltinmoriumbanfrettybooter
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (1) You use JScript in ASP (2) Your time zone keeps flipping between 4:30 behind me and 5:30 behind me (3) You have all the cool fights when I am asleep (4) You didnt make that Bob and Nish movie (5) You didn't feature my Bob wallpaper (1) L:(( L (2) L:|L (3) L:suss:L (4) L:-OL (5) L:( L Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Cannot proceed. Abort(y/y)? Leave it to the medical experts!
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I don't see any reason to complain about you (not openly at least in case you flame me ;P) You seem to be your average CP user. Opinionated Outspoken Annoying Venomous Childish... Err, I was suppost to be not complaining. :-D :-D :-D Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 yet to be identified being from the planet Paltinmoriumbanfrettybooter
CP user table below average..... average...... above average ------------------ ------------- -------------- less Opinionated.. Opinionated.. more Opinionated less Outspoken.... Outspoken.... more Outspoken less Annoying..... Annoying..... more Annoying less Venomous..... Venomous..... more Venomous less Childish..... Childish..... more Childish... less ............. ............. more ..... :-) .............. :-D.......... :laugh:
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David Wulff wrote: Dislikes: Marvinski How much do I have to PayPal you to change that?:-D
$200 (I'll let you use American Dollars). Paypal account: dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com. I'll send you a receipt as soon as the cash hits my account. ;) ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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Well, nothing there that seperates you from the rest of your generation. :-D Michael :-)
Michael P Butler wrote: Well, nothing there that seperates you from the rest of your generation. Ah, so now you are taking a pot at my generation are you? Hey? Are you? Are you? ;P ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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David Wulff wrote: Smoking: Yes @ 13 (quit at 15) You *quit* before it was legal for you to *start* ??? David Wulff wrote: People who pray on the weak and impressionable Do you mean prey ? David Wulff wrote: Went to 8 different schools before I was 11, ended up with no friends because of this. Hell, I went to the one school until I went to high school, I *still* had no friends. Went to 5 high schools though - they kept kicking me out !!! David Wulff wrote: Settled down permanently aged 12 and discovered sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, and friends once again. You had sex at TWELVE ???? Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "I'm somewhat suspicious of STL though. My (test,experimental) program worked first time. Whats that all about??!?! - Jon Hulatt, 22/3/2002
Christian Graus wrote: You *quit* before it was legal for you to *start* ??? I believe it is legal to smoke underage, just not to purchase them. Personally I'd like to see the entire passtime banned and a simple free nicotine injection system fuded by the health service put into action to help ween people off of cigarettes slowly. Christian Graus wrote: Do you mean prey ? It was actually a concious attempt at humour, I was wondering if anyone would pick it up. :suss: Christian Graus wrote: Hell, I went to the one school until I went to high school, I *still* had no friends. Went to 5 high schools though - they kept kicking me out !!! Kids hey. ;) Christian Graus wrote: You had sex at TWELVE ???? No, of course not - it is just a saying "sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll". :-O Afaik when I was 12 I didn't actually function in that way anyway. That is, though, one of the few things I do not talk about openly (I have to have some personal things to hold dear or I would have nothing). ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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David Wulff wrote: Nationality: United Kingdom If you had written "England", I could have had perhaps some recrimination about what England did to Joan of Arc, even if these little squabbles are over since the Entente Cordiale. ;) For the rest, I don't see a lot of difference with my own life, except I'm 32 and live on the other side of the Channel. We're talking shit, 'cause life is a 'biz You know it is Everybody tryin' to get rich God damn! All I wanna do is live KoRn, Children of the Korn
Karl wrote: For the rest, I don't see a lot of difference with my own life, except I'm 32 and live on the other side of the Channel. Rubbish... you like Korn. :-D ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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Anonymous wrote: pet peeves: Bill,BT,rats :-D Nice, though I don't actually have anything about rats. In fact, I grew up with them as one of my sisters had a whole series of pet ones. ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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I don't see any reason to complain about you (not openly at least in case you flame me ;P) You seem to be your average CP user. Opinionated Outspoken Annoying Venomous Childish... Err, I was suppost to be not complaining. :-D :-D :-D Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 yet to be identified being from the planet Paltinmoriumbanfrettybooter
Roger Allen wrote: Opinionated That isn't bad is it? Roger Allen wrote: Outspoken Well... Roger Allen wrote: Annoying Hmm... Roger Allen wrote: Venomous Well that is the first time I have been called that! Maybe I should add it to my CV? ;) Roger Allen wrote: Childish "You are only young once" ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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Here are my complaints Dave (1) You use JScript in ASP :( (2) Your time zone keeps flipping between 4:30 behind me and 5:30 behind me (3) You have all the cool fights when I am asleep (4) You didnt make that Bob and Nish movie (5) You didn't feature my Bob wallpaper Nish ;-)
The rumours that I am an AI bot are absolutely false. These rumours have been propogated by *them* to focus all the attention on to me, while *their* bots take over the planet. Thank y%%%% Divide by zero. Cannot proceed. Abort(y/y)?
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: You use JScript in ASP Ah, but I have a good reason to, I understand the syntax better. No matter how many times I have tried, I can't get used to ommiting semi-colons and adding End If, End This, End That every where. :( Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Your time zone keeps flipping between 4:30 behind me and 5:30 behind me Fair enough, but I could say your time zone keeps flipping between 4:30 ahead of me and 5:30 ahead of me. ;P Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: You have all the cool fights when I am asleep Normally I miss all the coll fights, but just as I was going to enter the land of the pillow women Martin posted his vote thread so I just had to stay up till 4. :rolleyes: Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: You didnt make that Bob and Nish movie Was I ever going to include you in it, I can't remember. Anyway, I had good reasons. Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: You didn't feature my Bob wallpaper I didn't know I was supposed to? Are you talking about the ex. BLA site? ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
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The following are some complaints: It seems, from your resume, the most terrible thing about you is that you are too honest for this world. You seem to be the sort of guy who admits his mistakes in public even before they are made. Maybe it is a good idea not to put all these details in a job application. David Wulff wrote: Dislikes: Marvinski, Arrogant views, People who pray on the weak and impressionable You seeem to take what people like Mr.Marvinski say too seriously. In the world of opinions, it's your word against someone else's. That fact is almost everybody is self-righteous to certain degrees and wants to feel superior someway or other to especially people who are less fortunate. IMO you seem to have a more balanced view of the world than Mr. Marvinski except maybe for your apparent dislike of Americans. If you observe without prejudice you will see that average people of any country or race etc.) are as brain dead or as smart as average people of any other country (or race etc.) though education makes a little bit difference. It looks like people with arrogant views think that their fart smells sweet and that of the people they look down upon stinks. Of course to them their fart would smell sweet. Unfortunately, arrogant and bigoted views are unpleasant facts of life and worse, we fail to perceive some of our views themselves are arrogant and bigoted because of our self-righteousness. David Wulff wrote: Saw the error of my ways and managed to stay on the stright and narrow to date. Congratulations! Not many people admit their mistakes even to themselves let alone learn from them and manage to stay on the straight and narrow. - A well wisher :-D
A well wisher wrote: It seems, from your resume, the most terrible thing about you is that you are too honest for this world. You seem to be the sort of guy who admits his mistakes in public even before they are made. Maybe it is a good idea not to put all these details in a job application. Well that's just me I suppose. I don't associate any shame or embarassment about doing something that went wrong, and then lie to cover it up and hide in a tent for a week. As to saying so on my job application, my reasoning is that if someone actually reads it from a recruiter point of view, if they don't like me, I wont like them. Anyway, McDonalds don't require a character reference... ;) A well wisher wrote: You seeem to take what people like Mr.Marvinski say too seriously. I seem to think that people like Martin take what they say too seriously. By that I mean they refuse to acknowledge - let alone listen to - conflicting points of view. That is what I take too seriously, not the mouth (or fingers ;)) behind it. A well wisher wrote: except maybe for your apparent dislike of Americans I see no difference between saying "I hate Americans" and "I hate Jews", and I am not knowingly a racist. What I dislike about "Americans" in the broad sense of the word, is that extreme patriotism is indoctrinated into them from the day they are born. To repeat Christian again: The easiest way to enslave a people is the sell them the lie that they are free. When those people then turn around start talking as if they are, effectively, the superior race on this plannet, then that is what I have a gripe with. "What goes around comes around" (no pun intended) A well wisher wrote: and worse, we fail to perceive some of our views themselves are arrogant and bigoted because of our self-righteousness. I can see what you are getting at, but I will be the first to step up to the line and raise my hand. The difference is, on some issues I conciously choose to have a more arrogant view than others to enable me to make my point; some others don't do this so conciously. A well wisher wrote: A well wisher Mummy? ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found ou
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Michael P Butler wrote: Well, nothing there that seperates you from the rest of your generation. Ah, so now you are taking a pot at my generation are you? Hey? Are you? Are you? ;P ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
You young 'uns, think you invented it all :-D People were taking pops at my generation before you were even born :-D Michael :-)
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Roger Allen wrote: Opinionated That isn't bad is it? Roger Allen wrote: Outspoken Well... Roger Allen wrote: Annoying Hmm... Roger Allen wrote: Venomous Well that is the first time I have been called that! Maybe I should add it to my CV? ;) Roger Allen wrote: Childish "You are only young once" ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
David Wulff wrote: Venomous Well that is the first time I have been called that! Maybe I should add it to my CV? Actually, you can only be called venomous is you are from Australia. So, I got it wrong. Being from the UK, you don't qualify ;P Actually, none of these things I mentioned are bad things in the right context. Opinionated : Where else does conversation start? Outspoken : We can hear you! Annoying : Because your always right..... :-D Venomous : You can get some good hits in. :(( (but only if your Australian) Childish : It is always best not to grow up. That way you don't have to take responsibility! :-D David Wulff : A guy from the UK who knows what he knows and nothing else, even if he doesn't know it! :omg: I'm talking sh!t arn't I? :-O Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 yet to be identified being from the planet Paltinmoriumbanfrettybooter
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I'd like to offer you this opportunity to register your disaproval of me, my name, my country, my views, my education and my signature. To help you out, I've provided a bit of information about me below: Name: David James Wulff Sex: Male Born: 02 October 1983 Color: Caucasian Build: Average Height: 1.64 m Mass: 55 kg Religion: None Primary Language: English Other Language(s): French, Dutch, German Nationality: United Kingdom Siblings: 3 older sisters Offspring: None that I know of Sexuality: 'Me' Medical: Short Sighted Criminal Record: Yes, though I believe it was wiped when I turned adult. Felons: Grand Theft, Fraud, Breaking & Entering Drinking: Yes @ 15 Smoking: Yes @ 13 (quit at 15) Illegal Drugs: Marijuana (occasionally) Fav. Colour: Red Fav. Food: Lemon Surprise Fav. Drink: Vodka Martini, chilled TV: 5 h/week Internet: 30+ h/week Likes: Friends, Computers, Loud Music Dislikes: Marvinski, Arrogant views, People who pray on the weak and impressionable Life Summary: Went to 8 different schools before I was 11, ended up with no friends because of this. Settled down permanently aged 12 and discovered sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, and friends once again. Made some big mistakes and very nearly royally f*cked my life up. Saw the error of my ways and managed to stay on the stright and narrow to date. Currently a realist web and Windows guy in a undeveloping country with too many dreams. So hurry up people, get your complaints in early... :| ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
What complaints? It sounds kinda familiar... David Wulff wrote: Fav. Drink: Vodka Martini, chilled Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger."
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: You use JScript in ASP Ah, but I have a good reason to, I understand the syntax better. No matter how many times I have tried, I can't get used to ommiting semi-colons and adding End If, End This, End That every where. :( Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Your time zone keeps flipping between 4:30 behind me and 5:30 behind me Fair enough, but I could say your time zone keeps flipping between 4:30 ahead of me and 5:30 ahead of me. ;P Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: You have all the cool fights when I am asleep Normally I miss all the coll fights, but just as I was going to enter the land of the pillow women Martin posted his vote thread so I just had to stay up till 4. :rolleyes: Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: You didnt make that Bob and Nish movie Was I ever going to include you in it, I can't remember. Anyway, I had good reasons. Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: You didn't feature my Bob wallpaper I didn't know I was supposed to? Are you talking about the ex. BLA site? ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
David Wulff wrote: but just as I was going to enter the land of the pillow women Martin posted his vote thread so I just had to stay up till 4. Yeah, that one kept me up way too late, as well! A good row!
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David Wulff wrote: Dislikes: Marvinski How much do I have to PayPal you to change that?:-D
Martin Marvinski wrote: How much do I have to PayPal you to change that? Good one!
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Roger Allen wrote: Opinionated That isn't bad is it? Roger Allen wrote: Outspoken Well... Roger Allen wrote: Annoying Hmm... Roger Allen wrote: Venomous Well that is the first time I have been called that! Maybe I should add it to my CV? ;) Roger Allen wrote: Childish "You are only young once" ____________________ David Wulff Met a girl, thought she was grand fell in love, found out first hand went well for a week or two then I found out she likes to eat poo - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (modified)
David Wulff wrote: "You are only young once" And hopefully, for as long as you can stretch it! :-D
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What complaints? It sounds kinda familiar... David Wulff wrote: Fav. Drink: Vodka Martini, chilled Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger."
Roger Wright wrote: I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Did I mention :laugh:? Roger Wright wrote: Gold Hound I am not a great Tequila drinker, not a great fan of grapefruit, but the next time I have downed a few screwdrivers I'll try and remember to try one. I just hope I don't accidentally ask for a Silly Rojer. :laugh: ____________________ David Wulff Have you tried a Gold Hound? Gold Tequila and grapefruit juice. I like mine with a splash of quinine (tonic) water. I used to enjoy them regularly, until I overheard the waitress ordering another "Silly Roger." - Roger Wright