GOTD
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Groan of the Day The Broom Family Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom. . . and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. Afterward, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE! " said the groom broom, "because. . . . . . . Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. . . . :) Really bad. . . :) ". . . we haven't even swept together! ! ! "
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Groan of the Day The Broom Family Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom. . . and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. Afterward, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE! " said the groom broom, "because. . . . . . . Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. . . . :) Really bad. . . :) ". . . we haven't even swept together! ! ! "
Yeah, that was leaving your underbelly open to a stike. Was the use of the word "closet" intentional ? Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
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Groan of the Day The Broom Family Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom. . . and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. Afterward, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE! " said the groom broom, "because. . . . . . . Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. . . . :) Really bad. . . :) ". . . we haven't even swept together! ! ! "
Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch! Thanks, I needed that. :laugh:
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Groan of the Day The Broom Family Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom. . . and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. Afterward, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE! " said the groom broom, "because. . . . . . . Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. . . . :) Really bad. . . :) ". . . we haven't even swept together! ! ! "
Chris Maunder wrote: Groan of the Day Don't get my hopes up like that - I could have sworn GOTD had something to do with, er, goats. :rolleyes: ____________________ David Wulff There was a young man called Dave, Who dug up a prositutes grave, She was mouldy as shìt, And missing a tit, But look at the money he saved. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
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Groan of the Day The Broom Family Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom. . . and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. Afterward, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE! " said the groom broom, "because. . . . . . . Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. . . . :) Really bad. . . :) ". . . we haven't even swept together! ! ! "
Mate, that was without a doubt one of the saddest jokes I've ever heard. That was...painful Cheers, Tom Archer Author, Inside C# Please note that the opinions expressed in this correspondence do not necessarily reflect the views of the author.
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Mate, that was without a doubt one of the saddest jokes I've ever heard. That was...painful Cheers, Tom Archer Author, Inside C# Please note that the opinions expressed in this correspondence do not necessarily reflect the views of the author.
My work is done :) cheers, Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: Groan of the Day Don't get my hopes up like that - I could have sworn GOTD had something to do with, er, goats. :rolleyes: ____________________ David Wulff There was a young man called Dave, Who dug up a prositutes grave, She was mouldy as shìt, And missing a tit, But look at the money he saved. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
That was my first thought as well :-O Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 yet to be identified being from the planet Paltinmoriumbanfrettybooter
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That was my first thought as well :-O Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 yet to be identified being from the planet Paltinmoriumbanfrettybooter
lol me too. Kinda says a lot about the way the CPian mind works, doesn't it? :wtf: Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd
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Groan of the Day The Broom Family Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom. . . and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. Afterward, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE! " said the groom broom, "because. . . . . . . Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. . . . :) Really bad. . . :) ". . . we haven't even swept together! ! ! "
:-D Wonderful, funniest one I've heard in a long time. A new one I haven't heard (which is pretty rare on CP) You are the Pun King :-D Michael :-)
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Groan of the Day The Broom Family Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom. . . and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. Afterward, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE! " said the groom broom, "because. . . . . . . Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. . . . :) Really bad. . . :) ". . . we haven't even swept together! ! ! "