Poll time....
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The Apocalyptic Teacup wrote:
Much more - Master's degrees are trivial.
Interesting ... since 1 PhD just means that you spent all your time focusing on 1 subject ;P
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
Interesting ... since 1 PhD just means that you spent all your time focusing on 1 subject
Heh. Thank god somebody sees the silliness of this thread! ;)
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Red Stateler wrote:
A well rounded man is the most limited of all specialists.
But the most useful in all situations.
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
But the most useful in all situations.
Unless that situation requires designing a particle accelerator.
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Zac Howland wrote:
the suffix MD at the end of theirs
M.D. Moron's Degree ;P
The Apocalyptic Teacup wrote:
M.D. Moron's Degree
Yes yes, and Lawyers have a "Liar's Degree" ... and PhD's are really just "pretty huge ..."
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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have PhD's I do in 'Life of Hard Knocks!' Otherwise, I went to grade school! Just a comment.. My Son-In-Law is a Professor? or close to it, in Early Child Education... Hard for a Father-In-Law.. who 'took' one of my Daughter away... but I LIKE him ALOT! He is so smart! I get in conversations with him to try to get him mad at me and he hands me a lolypop! He is the greatest! AND he loves Hard Rock?
Just me at will_george...something wrote:
My Son-In-Law is a Professor?
Why are you asking me?
Just me at will_george...something wrote:
AND he loves Hard Rock?
I don't know if he loves Hard Rock...what, you think that my PhD gives me the answer to these questions, or what?
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I'm trying to establish demonstrate the fact that I am the smartest person on this message board. So, how many of you other regulars have PhD's, or is it just me (thereby making me the smartest here)? :-D
If you have to ask...
every night, i kneel at the foot of my bed and thank the Great Overseeing Politicians for protecting my freedoms by reducing their number, as if they were deer in a state park. -- Chris Losinger, Online Poker Players?
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Zac Howland wrote:
But the most useful in all situations.
Unless that situation requires designing a particle accelerator.
Red Stateler wrote:
Unless that situation requires designing a particle accelerator.
As long as the specialist doesn't run into any situations outside his specialty, he would be better than an universalist. However, life doesn't tend to work that way ... and what is the percentage of people who have jobs in areas outside of the field they earned their degree in?
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Zac Howland wrote:
since 1 PhD just means that you spent all your time focusing on 1 subject
A well rounded man is the most limited of all specialists.
Granted, i'm far from well-rounded. But i'm working on it. And by the time i achieve roundness, i fully expect to be an expert on the subject of becoming round...
every night, i kneel at the foot of my bed and thank the Great Overseeing Politicians for protecting my freedoms by reducing their number, as if they were deer in a state park. -- Chris Losinger, Online Poker Players?
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Red Stateler wrote:
Unless that situation requires designing a particle accelerator.
As long as the specialist doesn't run into any situations outside his specialty, he would be better than an universalist. However, life doesn't tend to work that way ... and what is the percentage of people who have jobs in areas outside of the field they earned their degree in?
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Never read The Great Gatsby, did you? ;P
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The Apocalyptic Teacup wrote:
M.D. Moron's Degree
Yes yes, and Lawyers have a "Liar's Degree" ... and PhD's are really just "pretty huge ..."
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
and PhD's are really just "pretty huge ..."
No, no...PhD's HAVE pretty huge...*ahem*...
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Zac Howland wrote:
and PhD's are really just "pretty huge ..."
No, no...PhD's HAVE pretty huge...*ahem*...
The Apocalyptic Teacup wrote:
No, no...PhD's HAVE pretty huge...*ahem*...
No, I had it right the first time .. the ARE ...
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Zac Howland wrote:
But the most useful in all situations.
Unless that situation requires designing a particle accelerator.
Red Stateler wrote:
Unless that situation requires designing a particle accelerator.
I used to design particle accelerators for cancer therapy. I don't miss that work as the clinical environment was very depressing, particularly the sick children.
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I'm trying to establish demonstrate the fact that I am the smartest person on this message board. So, how many of you other regulars have PhD's, or is it just me (thereby making me the smartest here)? :-D
I have a PhD, but so what? I'm prouder of other things I've achieved in my life.
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The Apocalyptic Teacup wrote:
No, no...PhD's HAVE pretty huge...*ahem*...
No, I had it right the first time .. the ARE ...
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
No, I had it right the first time .. the ARE ...
:)
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Captain See Sharp and Adnan Siddiqi are smarter than you.
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Never read The Great Gatsby, did you? ;P
Not since high school ... and as I recall, I didn't really care for it much when I read it then.
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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If you have to ask...
every night, i kneel at the foot of my bed and thank the Great Overseeing Politicians for protecting my freedoms by reducing their number, as if they were deer in a state park. -- Chris Losinger, Online Poker Players?
Shog9 wrote:
If you have to ask...
Ah, but the whole thread was intended to get off the regularly discussed topics, so I made myself a target.
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I have a PhD, but so what? I'm prouder of other things I've achieved in my life.
Steve_Harris wrote:
I have a PhD, but so what? I'm prouder of other things I've achieved in my life.
It's a tongue-in-cheek thread. I'm just trying to change to mood of the Soapbox. You are free to return to the regularly scheduled program of conservative politics, anti-Islam, bigotry and general nonsense if you like.
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The Apocalyptic Teacup wrote:
Clickety[^].
Cant you come up with your own picture to flame me with instead of using mine?
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I'm trying to establish demonstrate the fact that I am the smartest person on this message board. So, how many of you other regulars have PhD's, or is it just me (thereby making me the smartest here)? :-D
If you were really as smart as you say, then you would know that there is always someone smarter, stronger, or better looking than you. Sorry, but a PhD won't teach you that. (dummy)
"Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science." - Gary Zukav
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I'm trying to establish demonstrate the fact that I am the smartest person on this message board. So, how many of you other regulars have PhD's, or is it just me (thereby making me the smartest here)? :-D
I'm so smart, no titles are worthy enough to be written next to my name. That's seriously smart! (I wish I could have the Master's degree revoked - it's a stupid stain on my resume! :mad:)
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