Joke of the Day
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An atheist is sitting in a coffee shop explaining his world view to a christian friend. "Everything is simply the result of a very long chain of essentially random occurrences," he says. The friend reaches over and pushes a hot cup of coffee into the atheist's lap. Jumping up, the atheist screams, "You did that on purpose!" "Gee," the friend replies, "I was sure you'd say it was an accident."
Not bad. How about changing the last part to "I was sure you'd think it was a random occurrence"?
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An atheist is sitting in a coffee shop explaining his world view to a christian friend. "Everything is simply the result of a very long chain of essentially random occurrences," he says. The friend reaches over and pushes a hot cup of coffee into the atheist's lap. Jumping up, the atheist screams, "You did that on purpose!" "Gee," the friend replies, "I was sure you'd say it was an accident."
Stupid atheists who don't understand evolution should be punished with hot coffee? Weird. Is that the twelfth commandment?
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Stupid atheists who don't understand evolution should be punished with hot coffee? Weird. Is that the twelfth commandment?
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Stupid atheists who don't understand evolution should be punished with hot coffee? Weird. Is that the twelfth commandment?
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Another person who shouldn`t count as a member wrote:
Atheists who - by definition - abrogate the existence of right and wrong
huh?
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huh? You have a frequent buyers card at prejudice inc.?
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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An atheist is sitting in a coffee shop explaining his world view to a christian friend. "Everything is simply the result of a very long chain of essentially random occurrences," he says. The friend reaches over and pushes a hot cup of coffee into the atheist's lap. Jumping up, the atheist screams, "You did that on purpose!" "Gee," the friend replies, "I was sure you'd say it was an accident."
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An atheist is sitting in a coffee shop explaining his world view to a christian friend. "Everything is simply the result of a very long chain of essentially random occurrences," he says. The friend reaches over and pushes a hot cup of coffee into the atheist's lap. Jumping up, the atheist screams, "You did that on purpose!" "Gee," the friend replies, "I was sure you'd say it was an accident."
An christian is sitting in a coffee shop explaining his world view to an athiest friend. "Everything is simply the result of the will of God acting in this universe," he says. The friend reaches over and pushes a hot cup of coffee into the christian's lap. Jumping up, the christian screams, "You did that on purpose!" "Gee," the friend replies, "I was sure you'd say it was god punishing you for being an idiot."
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An christian is sitting in a coffee shop explaining his world view to an athiest friend. "Everything is simply the result of the will of God acting in this universe," he says. The friend reaches over and pushes a hot cup of coffee into the christian's lap. Jumping up, the christian screams, "You did that on purpose!" "Gee," the friend replies, "I was sure you'd say it was god punishing you for being an idiot."
The Apocalyptic Teacup wrote:
The Apocalyptic Teacup
Shouldn't it be The Apocalyptic Coffee Cup? BTW: Obviously know understanding of Christianity. He wouldn't have jumped up and made accusations rather waited for the next cup then knocked him silly.
ed ~"Watch your thoughts; they become your words. Watch your words they become your actions. Watch your actions; they become your habits. Watch your habits; they become your character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny." -Frank Outlaw.
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huh? You have a frequent buyers card at prejudice inc.?
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peterchen wrote:
huh? You have a frequent buyers card at prejudice inc.?
here's a little secret; the zealots of darwin and big bang are as narrowminded as their counterparts in religion... if you don't believe me, sit and watch two of em argue with each other... betcha won't once hear either of em listenin'
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lol if you were offended than its your issue...
peterchen wrote:
huh? You have a frequent buyers card at prejudice inc.?
here's a little secret; the zealots of darwin and big bang are as narrowminded as their counterparts in religion... if you don't believe me, sit and watch two of em argue with each other... betcha won't once hear either of em listenin'