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  • D David Wulff

    That's good then - it's a little leftover from last night's festivities - well apart from the screaming orgasm on the rocks which I don't actually like (all those sharp edges do murder to my back). When I ordered the first round of vodka martini's I was told they'd be served in wine glasses. At first it didn't twig as to why, but then I realised just how many glasses these cocktail barmen break when doing their little dances. Every five minutes there was a "smash" followed by big grinning and "I'll just fetch the mop". Still, I can't complain - I wouldn't have a clue where to start. I can just about mix a makeshift screwdriver on my own, but that is it. Next time I will try and remember to order a silly rojer if someone would be so kind as to refresh me on it's true name or ingredients. ____________________ David Wulff I'll have a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed up with sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm on the rocks, please. Oh, and make all that with a black russian will you. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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    Silly Roger - Tequila (gold) Grapefruit juice Splash of Tonic Serve over ice...

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      Silly Roger - Tequila (gold) Grapefruit juice Splash of Tonic Serve over ice...

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      David Wulff
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      Cheers - I will jot this onto a sticky note and put it in my wallet so I wont forget. ____________________ David Wulff I'll have a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed up with sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm on the rocks, please. Oh, and make all that with a black russian will you. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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      • R Roger Wright

        I prefered the old sig, David. Not at all gross, just an expression of desperation.

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        David Wulff
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        I'm sure it will find its way back into circulation one day. I have a file now with about fifty or old-signature flagged for reuse! ____________________ David Wulff I'll have a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed up with sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm on the rocks, please. Oh, and make all that with a black russian will you. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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        • D David Wulff

          Brian Delahunty wrote: Will they be put up on your site? As soon as I get them developed I will scan them in, and then I will be uploading them straight away so I can send them to the birthday-boy. :evil-cackle: Brian Delahunty wrote: I know. It's just not right. Drinking is something that you should learn to do whilst at college 'cause then you have the social life to go with it, and hopefully the friends to keep an eye on you. Alcohol is something to be enjoyed, and I just can't imagine not being able to legally go out with my mates on a pub crawl. What do these yanks do for entertainment? Sport, exercise, study - sheesh, are they teenagers or what? ;P Then again, as with driving, smoking and all the other age restricted "things", your ability to participate should be judged on your mental ability and maturity not the day you were born. ____________________ David Wulff I'll have a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed up with sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm on the rocks, please. Oh, and make all that with a black russian will you. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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          James T Johnson
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          David Wulff wrote: Drinking is something that you should learn to do whilst at college 'cause then you have the social life to go with it, and hopefully the friends to keep an eye on you. Alcohol is something to be enjoyed, and I just can't imagine not being able to legally go out with my mates on a pub crawl. What do these yanks do for entertainment? Sport, exercise, study - sheesh, are they teenagers or what? I think there is an unwritten law that college students are allowed to drink on weekends. At least it seemed that way at Michigan Tech :-D James Simplicity Rules!

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            I prefered the old sig, David. Not at all gross, just an expression of desperation.

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            David Wulff
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            Hey you cheeky bugger - I just realised what you meant! I guess I was a bit slow this morning for some strange unknown reason. ;P ____________________ David Wulff I'll have a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed up with sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm on the rocks, please. Oh, and make all that with a black russian will you. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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              Hey you cheeky bugger - I just realised what you meant! I guess I was a bit slow this morning for some strange unknown reason. ;P ____________________ David Wulff I'll have a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed up with sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm on the rocks, please. Oh, and make all that with a black russian will you. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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              Roger Wright
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              It happens to all of us from time to time, Dave:laugh: Unfortunately it happens a lot more often with each passing year...

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              • R Roger Wright

                Silly Roger - Tequila (gold) Grapefruit juice Splash of Tonic Serve over ice...

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                David Wulff
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                Are you talking about a paloma? It was the nearest I could find with similar ingredients, though I am not 100% sure. ____________________ David Wulff I'll have a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed up with sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm on the rocks, please. Oh, and make all that with a black russian will you. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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                  Are you talking about a paloma? It was the nearest I could find with similar ingredients, though I am not 100% sure. ____________________ David Wulff I'll have a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed up with sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm on the rocks, please. Oh, and make all that with a black russian will you. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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                  Roger Wright
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                  That doesn't look very close. I made it up, and the cocktail waitress christened it. It started out being just a Gold Hound; I added the tonic to counter the acidity of the juice with quinine's alkalai (plus I really like tonic water!)

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                    That doesn't look very close. I made it up, and the cocktail waitress christened it. It started out being just a Gold Hound; I added the tonic to counter the acidity of the juice with quinine's alkalai (plus I really like tonic water!)

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                    David Wulff
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                    I think I'll play it safe and just describe it to the barman. I'll leave it up to his experience on how to do the rest. ____________________ David Wulff I'll have a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed up with sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm on the rocks, please. Oh, and make all that with a black russian will you. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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                      I think I'll play it safe and just describe it to the barman. I'll leave it up to his experience on how to do the rest. ____________________ David Wulff I'll have a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed up with sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm on the rocks, please. Oh, and make all that with a black russian will you. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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                      Roger Wright
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                      Any mixologist worthy of his swizzle stick will know how to make a Gold Hound - just ask for it with a splash of tonic. Who knows, it might become known as a "Daffy Dave":laugh:

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                        Any mixologist worthy of his swizzle stick will know how to make a Gold Hound - just ask for it with a splash of tonic. Who knows, it might become known as a "Daffy Dave":laugh:

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                        Roger Wright wrote: Who knows, it might become known as a "Daffy Dave" Lol, I can see that... "Hi yeah, I'll have a daffy dave on the rocks when you're ready please". :laugh: ____________________ David Wulff I'll have a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed up with sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm on the rocks, please. Oh, and make all that with a black russian will you. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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                        • A Amit Dey

                          Once there was a guy called Nish who had a big 'ol wish, he went all the way to hell for a better DSL, and said 'can I get a 19" with this?'. :laugh: #define MOSTLY_LEAN_AND_MEAN

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                          Wow! Better than my Nish-jokes!


                          "You see the spoon? You see the spoon?" my teacher always asked. But all I saw was frogs. Kruin, BGII

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