Joke :-)
-
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" "Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public servant , so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..." Nish
Check out last week's Code Project posting stats presentation from :- http://www.busterboy.org/codeproject/ Feel free to make your comments.
-
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" "Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public servant , so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..." Nish
Check out last week's Code Project posting stats presentation from :- http://www.busterboy.org/codeproject/ Feel free to make your comments.
Somebody's jaded... :) Jon Sagara "Did you bring the butfor?" "What's a butfor?" "To poop with, silly."
-
Somebody's jaded... :) Jon Sagara "Did you bring the butfor?" "What's a butfor?" "To poop with, silly."
Hello Jon To fully appreciate the joke you must live in India for a short while. You'd absoluetly sick of the corrupt government officials. From the top level secretaries to the lower level peons and clerks. Everyone wants bribes for everything. Nish
Check out last week's Code Project posting stats presentation from :- http://www.busterboy.org/codeproject/ Feel free to make your comments.
-
Hello Jon To fully appreciate the joke you must live in India for a short while. You'd absoluetly sick of the corrupt government officials. From the top level secretaries to the lower level peons and clerks. Everyone wants bribes for everything. Nish
Check out last week's Code Project posting stats presentation from :- http://www.busterboy.org/codeproject/ Feel free to make your comments.
I assumed that's what you were getting at - I was just making a good-natured barb at you because you're young like me. I have a friend younger than me who is often much more cynical than I am. :eek: Jon Sagara "Did you bring the butfor?" "What's a butfor?" "To poop with, silly."
-
I assumed that's what you were getting at - I was just making a good-natured barb at you because you're young like me. I have a friend younger than me who is often much more cynical than I am. :eek: Jon Sagara "Did you bring the butfor?" "What's a butfor?" "To poop with, silly."
Jon Sagara wrote: have a friend younger than me who is often much more cynical than I am. :-) It wasn't my joke. It came in my morning mail. But I really liked the joke even though it wasn't well written. It's obvious that a non-regular-english speaker wrote it. But the point was clear :-) Nish
Check out last week's Code Project posting stats presentation from :- http://www.busterboy.org/codeproject/ Feel free to make your comments.
-
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" "Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public servant , so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..." Nish
Check out last week's Code Project posting stats presentation from :- http://www.busterboy.org/codeproject/ Feel free to make your comments.
LOL -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179
01001001 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110101 01110000 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101 -
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" "Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public servant , so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..." Nish
Check out last week's Code Project posting stats presentation from :- http://www.busterboy.org/codeproject/ Feel free to make your comments.
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: "Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public servant , so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..." Nish, tell us your country isn't like this :-D Nick Parker
-
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: "Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public servant , so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..." Nish, tell us your country isn't like this :-D Nick Parker
Nick Parker wrote: Nish, tell us your country isn't like this I am an honest man, Nick. Don't ask me to lie to you. Nish
Check out last week's Code Project posting stats presentation from :- http://www.busterboy.org/codeproject/ Feel free to make your comments.
-
Nick Parker wrote: Nish, tell us your country isn't like this I am an honest man, Nick. Don't ask me to lie to you. Nish
Check out last week's Code Project posting stats presentation from :- http://www.busterboy.org/codeproject/ Feel free to make your comments.