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  • N Nish Nishant

    Ted Ferenc wrote:

    I could have asked for verified photographic evidence as well.

    This conversation is definitely bordering on the bizarre now :eek: It's like a straight guy stuck with a dozen gay men on a 15 day camping trip, and the gay people are discussing their stuff.

    Regards, Nish


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    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

    It's like a straight guy stuck with a dozen gay men on a 15 day camping trip, and the gay people are discussing their stuff.

    Hey, don't forget about the rest of us. I was just sitting down to enjoy a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll, heading to The Soapbox to check out the daily arguments... Totally unprepared to start off with a thread where Red and Ted speculated on the size of another guy's wedding tackle. :wtf:

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      Zac Howland wrote:

      Well, the smart girls in the US have a saying: Its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

      Of course, if it weren't for immigration, the population growth in the US would be represented by a negative number... :doh:

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      Shog9 wrote:

      Of course, if it weren't for immigration, the population growth in the US would be represented by a negative number...

      That can be attributed to birth control, feminism, and the lack of desire for women to have kids at young ages (or rather, the desire to have a career before thinking about having kids). That, combined with the high amount of steriod use among guys trying to go pro in some professional sport ...

      If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

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        Shog9 wrote:

        Of course, if it weren't for immigration, the population growth in the US would be represented by a negative number...

        Sarcasm? or fact?

        Regards, Nish


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        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

        Sarcasm? or fact?

        The birth date exceeds the death rate[^], so it's not a fact.

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          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

          It's like a straight guy stuck with a dozen gay men on a 15 day camping trip, and the gay people are discussing their stuff.

          Hey, don't forget about the rest of us. I was just sitting down to enjoy a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll, heading to The Soapbox to check out the daily arguments... Totally unprepared to start off with a thread where Red and Ted speculated on the size of another guy's wedding tackle. :wtf:

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          Shog9 wrote:

          Totally unprepared to start off with a thread where Red and Ted speculated on the size of another guy's wedding tackle.

          :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

          Regards, Nish


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            Zac Howland wrote:

            Well, the smart girls in the US have a saying: Its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

            The smart girls?...Or the girls with poorly-endowed boyfriends?

            Zac Howland wrote:

            Kama Sutra came from India, right?

            They have to compensate somehow!

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            Red Stateler wrote:

            The smart girls?...Or the girls with poorly-endowed boyfriends?

            No, those girls usually lie and brag about how big their boyfriends are. Easy way to tell ... when a girl is talking to her girlfriends and brags about her boyfriend's size, chances are he is rather small ... if she brags about how good he is in the sack, chances are he is at least average size.

            Red Stateler wrote:

            They have to compensate somehow!

            Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well ;)

            If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

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              Zac Howland wrote:

              Well, the smart girls in the US have a saying: Its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

              The smart girls?...Or the girls with poorly-endowed boyfriends?

              Zac Howland wrote:

              Kama Sutra came from India, right?

              They have to compensate somehow!

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              Red Stateler wrote:

              The smart girls?...Or the girls with poorly-endowed boyfriends?

              [statement that might potentially be implied as racist follows] Making an observation purely based on industry porn, girls who don't have African-American boyfriends :rolleyes:

              Regards, Nish


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                Red Stateler wrote:

                The smart girls?...Or the girls with poorly-endowed boyfriends?

                No, those girls usually lie and brag about how big their boyfriends are. Easy way to tell ... when a girl is talking to her girlfriends and brags about her boyfriend's size, chances are he is rather small ... if she brags about how good he is in the sack, chances are he is at least average size.

                Red Stateler wrote:

                They have to compensate somehow!

                Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well ;)

                If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

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                Zac Howland wrote:

                No, those girls usually lie and brag about how big their boyfriends are. Easy way to tell ... when a girl is talking to her girlfriends and brags about her boyfriend's size, chances are he is rather small ... if she brags about how good he is in the sack, chances are he is at least average size.

                You have great insight into the female mind. Do you cross-dress and sit in on these conversations?

                Zac Howland wrote:

                Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well

                I wonder why there aren't many SUVs in India...

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                  Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                  Sarcasm? or fact?

                  The birth date exceeds the death rate[^], so it's not a fact.

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                  Red Stateler wrote:

                  The birth date exceeds the death rate[^], so it's not a fact.

                  Interesting. I wonder what Shog was trying to imply there then.

                  Regards, Nish


                  Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                  Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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                    Red Stateler wrote:

                    The smart girls?...Or the girls with poorly-endowed boyfriends?

                    No, those girls usually lie and brag about how big their boyfriends are. Easy way to tell ... when a girl is talking to her girlfriends and brags about her boyfriend's size, chances are he is rather small ... if she brags about how good he is in the sack, chances are he is at least average size.

                    Red Stateler wrote:

                    They have to compensate somehow!

                    Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well ;)

                    If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

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                    Zac Howland wrote:

                    Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well

                    :laugh:

                    Regards, Nish


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                      Zac Howland wrote:

                      No, those girls usually lie and brag about how big their boyfriends are. Easy way to tell ... when a girl is talking to her girlfriends and brags about her boyfriend's size, chances are he is rather small ... if she brags about how good he is in the sack, chances are he is at least average size.

                      You have great insight into the female mind. Do you cross-dress and sit in on these conversations?

                      Zac Howland wrote:

                      Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well

                      I wonder why there aren't many SUVs in India...

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                      Red Stateler wrote:

                      I wonder why there aren't many SUVs in India...

                      Well, no one knew till yesterday - now the SUV manufacturers know they have a lot of potential customers in India :rolleyes:

                      Regards, Nish


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                      Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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                        Red Stateler wrote:

                        The smart girls?...Or the girls with poorly-endowed boyfriends?

                        [statement that might potentially be implied as racist follows] Making an observation purely based on industry porn, girls who don't have African-American boyfriends :rolleyes:

                        Regards, Nish


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                        Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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                        If I recall correctly, there was study a few years back that showed that the average size of a black member is the same as a white member, but the standard deviation among black members was higher. So basically there are more really big black ones, but also more really small black ones compared to whites.

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                        • N Nish Nishant

                          Mr.Prakash wrote:

                          Opps, Gay.

                          Why are you so interested? And what's your real reason for being in France? Coming out the closet slowly, eh? :rolleyes:

                          Regards, Nish


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                          Prakash Nadar
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                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                          Why are you so interested?

                          I am not "interested" to know if you are gay or what. Why would I care. If you are gay, its fine with me. I understand. It happens with some ppl.

                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                          And what's your real reason for being in France?

                          Same reason for you being in canada.

                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                          Coming out the closet slowly, eh?

                          :zzz:


                          -Prakash

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                            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                            It's like a straight guy stuck with a dozen gay men on a 15 day camping trip, and the gay people are discussing their stuff.

                            Hey, don't forget about the rest of us. I was just sitting down to enjoy a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll, heading to The Soapbox to check out the daily arguments... Totally unprepared to start off with a thread where Red and Ted speculated on the size of another guy's wedding tackle. :wtf:

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                            Shog9 wrote:

                            wedding tackle

                            :laugh: Never heard it called that.

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                              Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                              Why are you so interested?

                              I am not "interested" to know if you are gay or what. Why would I care. If you are gay, its fine with me. I understand. It happens with some ppl.

                              Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                              And what's your real reason for being in France?

                              Same reason for you being in canada.

                              Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                              Coming out the closet slowly, eh?

                              :zzz:


                              -Prakash

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                              Mr.Prakash wrote:

                              I am not "interested" to know if you are gay or what. Why would I care. If you are gay, its fine with me. I understand. It happens with some ppl.

                              Dude, chill! Don't get so defensive about your sexual preferences :-) Did I touch a sensitive spot, huh, did I? ;P

                              Regards, Nish


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                                Mr.Prakash wrote:

                                I am not "interested" to know if you are gay or what. Why would I care. If you are gay, its fine with me. I understand. It happens with some ppl.

                                Dude, chill! Don't get so defensive about your sexual preferences :-) Did I touch a sensitive spot, huh, did I? ;P

                                Regards, Nish


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                                Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                Dude, chill!

                                gees those words again, non-americans using american slang to sound cool.

                                Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                Did I touch a sensitive spot, huh, did I?

                                yeah, you did, and don't ask where.


                                -Prakash

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                                  Mr.Prakash wrote:

                                  I am not "interested" to know if you are gay or what. Why would I care. If you are gay, its fine with me. I understand. It happens with some ppl.

                                  Dude, chill! Don't get so defensive about your sexual preferences :-) Did I touch a sensitive spot, huh, did I? ;P

                                  Regards, Nish


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                                  Did you? and was the sensitive spot too small for a normal condom?

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                                    Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                    Please God no! I don't want to see any evidence.

                                    Yeah, I guess you've seen enough manhood on CP - specially on the Lounge, right Jeremy? ;-)

                                    Regards, Nish


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                                    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                    I guess you've seen enough manhood on CP

                                    There's not that many people on CP I'd call men - males maybe. You would be on my list of men though, but trust me when I say I prefer you keep the evidence to yourself. :-D

                                    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                    specially on the Lounge, right Jeremy?

                                    :doh: :-> Sometimes I wonder if I'm just getting old. But where I grew up, there's just some things you don't do to your kid sister. But, I digress.

                                    Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                                      Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                      Dude, chill!

                                      gees those words again, non-americans using american slang to sound cool.

                                      Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                      Did I touch a sensitive spot, huh, did I?

                                      yeah, you did, and don't ask where.


                                      -Prakash

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                                      Mr.Prakash wrote:

                                      gees those words again, non-americans using american slang to sound cool.

                                      Awww the poor little kid is trying to be nasty! Why don't we continue this conversation in Malayalam then? Oh, I forgot that you don't speak that. How about Hindi then? Ah, but I don't speak Hindi. Yeah, then let's use the American language - so we can both sound cool :rolleyes:

                                      Regards, Nish


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                                        Red Stateler wrote:

                                        The birth date exceeds the death rate[^], so it's not a fact.

                                        Interesting. I wonder what Shog was trying to imply there then.

                                        Regards, Nish


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                                        Just tryin' to rile the usual suspects. Immigration jabs are always fun... ;P (AFAIK, the population growth rate in the US is actually pretty stable. Regardless of all the hand-wringing down by the border...)

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                                          Did you? and was the sensitive spot too small for a normal condom?

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                                          Roger J wrote:

                                          Did you? and was the sensitive spot too small for a normal condom?

                                          :laugh:

                                          Regards, Nish


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