Condoms 'too big' for Indian men
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Zac Howland wrote:
Its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.
That's just something people with small dicks say. ;P
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
That's just something people with small dicks say.
That was actually a quote from my little sister. So I guess you could say that it is just something that those with no dicks say. ;P
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Just tryin' to rile the usual suspects. Immigration jabs are always fun... ;P (AFAIK, the population growth rate in the US is actually pretty stable. Regardless of all the hand-wringing down by the border...)
Shog9 wrote:
(AFAIK, the population growth rate in the US is actually pretty stable. Regardless of all the hand-wringing down by the border...)
I don't care about the population...I just want my cockroaches from the sea deveined.
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Mark Salsbery wrote:
Especially in France
I have no idea about you and Nish taking about gay thing in france? Is france really famous for gay ppl?
-Prakash
Mr.Prakash wrote:
Is france really famous for gay ppl?
I wonder what Karl will say to this :laugh:
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
That's just something people with small dicks say.
That was actually a quote from my little sister. So I guess you could say that it is just something that those with no dicks say. ;P
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
That was actually a quote from my little sister.
:doh: I hope she's not that little.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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That, and the most well known male porn star (for size) is a white guy ...
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
That, and the most well known male porn star (for size) is a white guy ...
And you know this how? :-D I have a horrible, horrible feeling I may know who it is. :sigh:
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Zac Howland wrote:
That, and the most well known male porn star (for size) is a white guy ...
And you know this how? :-D I have a horrible, horrible feeling I may know who it is. :sigh:
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
And you know this how?
Anytime you are mentioned in popular music because your "wedding tackle" is 18" long ... Its certainly not because I watch any of his ...uh, work.
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Shog9 wrote:
(AFAIK, the population growth rate in the US is actually pretty stable. Regardless of all the hand-wringing down by the border...)
I don't care about the population...I just want my cockroaches from the sea deveined.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
And you know this how?
Anytime you are mentioned in popular music because your "wedding tackle" is 18" long ... Its certainly not because I watch any of his ...uh, work.
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
wedding tackle
:wtf: That's a new one for me. Well I don't know measurements (thank God for that), but the person I had in mind was Ron Jeremy. Please tell me I'm wrong.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
I'd rather be dead in a stinking ditch than view this sort of er evidence
Ya know, I so want to make a joke about this, but I'm kinda deflated after the lounge fiasco.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Zac Howland wrote:
wedding tackle
:wtf: That's a new one for me. Well I don't know measurements (thank God for that), but the person I had in mind was Ron Jeremy. Please tell me I'm wrong.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
That's a new one for me.
Me too. I saw it mentioned earlier in this thread ;P
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Well I don't know measurements (thank God for that), but the person I had in mind was Ron Jeremy. Please tell me I'm wrong.
Nope ... that is who I was thinking. Or Dirk Diggler, but I only know that name because a friend of mine is obsessed with his "work" and made his online handle to be that ...
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
I'm kinda deflated after the lounge fiasco.
I see in my spam folder that they have pills for that now... *rimshot*
Shog9 wrote:
*rimshot*
:-D You caught me off guard with that one.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
That's a new one for me.
Me too. I saw it mentioned earlier in this thread ;P
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Well I don't know measurements (thank God for that), but the person I had in mind was Ron Jeremy. Please tell me I'm wrong.
Nope ... that is who I was thinking. Or Dirk Diggler, but I only know that name because a friend of mine is obsessed with his "work" and made his online handle to be that ...
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
Nope ...
Don't I feel like a dumbass. At first I thought you meant I was wrong and replied with a :jig:. Now I realized you quoted the "Please tell me I'm wrong part" which means I was right. Oh man I just jigged to it. :((
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Mark Salsbery wrote:
Especially in France
I have no idea about you and Nish taking about gay thing in france? Is france really famous for gay ppl?
-Prakash
Mr.Prakash wrote:
Is france really famous for gay ppl?
I have no idea, nor do I care. I do know that making a joke about the French is, well, necessary. Judging by your apparent sense of humor (or what being in France has done to it), I can see why. And for clarity, I'm kidding about those last two lines as well. ;P Mark
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Red Stateler wrote:
The smart girls?...Or the girls with poorly-endowed boyfriends?
No, those girls usually lie and brag about how big their boyfriends are. Easy way to tell ... when a girl is talking to her girlfriends and brags about her boyfriend's size, chances are he is rather small ... if she brags about how good he is in the sack, chances are he is at least average size.
Red Stateler wrote:
They have to compensate somehow!
Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well ;)
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
That's a new one for me.
Me too. I saw it mentioned earlier in this thread ;P
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Well I don't know measurements (thank God for that), but the person I had in mind was Ron Jeremy. Please tell me I'm wrong.
Nope ... that is who I was thinking. Or Dirk Diggler, but I only know that name because a friend of mine is obsessed with his "work" and made his online handle to be that ...
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Dirk Diggler was not a real person, he was a character from the movie Boogie Nights that was supposed to be based on John Holmes. The crack addicted / bisexual / died of AIDS porn star who was known for having the biggest package in porn. Yup, I watch porn, and I know lots of other trivia non porn related, so somewhat hold off on the "I watch porn" comments...
I win because I have the most fun in life...
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Zac Howland wrote:
Nope ...
Don't I feel like a dumbass. At first I thought you meant I was wrong and replied with a :jig:. Now I realized you quoted the "Please tell me I'm wrong part" which means I was right. Oh man I just jigged to it. :((
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
At first I thought you meant I was wrong and replied with a . Now I realized you quoted the "Please tell me I'm wrong part" which means I was right.
1 little word can mean both answers ... I'm getting good :laugh::laugh::laugh:
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Dirk Diggler was not a real person, he was a character from the movie Boogie Nights that was supposed to be based on John Holmes. The crack addicted / bisexual / died of AIDS porn star who was known for having the biggest package in porn. Yup, I watch porn, and I know lots of other trivia non porn related, so somewhat hold off on the "I watch porn" comments...
I win because I have the most fun in life...
VonHagNDaz wrote:
Dirk Diggler was not a real person, he was a character from the movie Boogie Nights that was supposed to be based on John Holmes. The crack addicted / bisexual / died of AIDS porn star who was known for having the biggest package in porn.
And I let my ignorance show there ;P Shows how much I watch the stuff :laugh:
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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I had a friend who once said, "I thought he was going to pierce a lung."
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leckey wrote:
I had a friend who once said, "I thought he was going to pierce a lung."
I imagine that would be quite painful ... I imagine that was the first and last time she was with that guy? ;P
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Zac Howland wrote:
Well, the smart girls in the US have a saying: Its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.
Of course, if it weren't for immigration, the population growth in the US would be represented by a negative number... :doh: