All work and no play makes dave a homicidal cannibal
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Mmmmmmmm warm human flesh. So juciy, so suculent, so tastey. These are the words I will be screaming as I eat the last computer user on this plannet if they don't get their bloody acts together! Has anyone ever got on your nerves so much that you would have slapped them if they were not 20 miles away? Well it has happened to me tonight. Just as it does nearly every week. I made the mistake of informing a friend that they might like to change their practises and not remain logged in as an Administrator on a machine connected to the net 16/7, after I walked him through the sixth virus removal this year. I also went through the "propper use of multi-recepient e-mailing" and the "for f*cks sake man run Windows Update" and "why the hell did you install IIS if you don't even know what it is?" for the n+1'th time. (Yes he did manually install it). Not even touching on "You downloaded what withoutn using a virus scanner?" The wanker just doesn't get it. Even since the last time he was infected - just over a week ago - he changed his e-mail address 'cause of all the spam he was getting - I get chain letters, jokes, mailings, and endless (unsuccessful - thankyou Outlook XP) e-mail worms. And no, he does not use AOL - as if he could spell it. And when I offer my advice to him - the advice of a person who has never had a virus infect a machine he has set up, ever... let me give you some advice oh, here we go again... (my advice) **yawn** (my advice) **yawn** (my advice) **stretch arms** (my advice) **BORING** uhuh ok well thanks for the virus prevention crash course but in all seriousness i dont give a shit cause it dont really effect me Grow the fuck up man, you may not care about your security, data, time and money, but most people do; including me. The day they make wankers who don't have the propper respect for the damage they are causing (potentially or otherwise) pay for their actions will be a good day indeed. lol oooh, touchy *sigh* good night liam :mad: Personally I don't give a sh!t if he is infected with the AIDS virus*, hell, I would enjoy watching him suffer, but the day he puts me at risk is the day I bring out the spit and barbecue sauce. Now I have simply drawn the line - I've instructed him to remove my name from his contacts list and address books, and blocked him in MSN Messenger. I'll tell you in advance - if he contacts
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Mmmmmmmm warm human flesh. So juciy, so suculent, so tastey. These are the words I will be screaming as I eat the last computer user on this plannet if they don't get their bloody acts together! Has anyone ever got on your nerves so much that you would have slapped them if they were not 20 miles away? Well it has happened to me tonight. Just as it does nearly every week. I made the mistake of informing a friend that they might like to change their practises and not remain logged in as an Administrator on a machine connected to the net 16/7, after I walked him through the sixth virus removal this year. I also went through the "propper use of multi-recepient e-mailing" and the "for f*cks sake man run Windows Update" and "why the hell did you install IIS if you don't even know what it is?" for the n+1'th time. (Yes he did manually install it). Not even touching on "You downloaded what withoutn using a virus scanner?" The wanker just doesn't get it. Even since the last time he was infected - just over a week ago - he changed his e-mail address 'cause of all the spam he was getting - I get chain letters, jokes, mailings, and endless (unsuccessful - thankyou Outlook XP) e-mail worms. And no, he does not use AOL - as if he could spell it. And when I offer my advice to him - the advice of a person who has never had a virus infect a machine he has set up, ever... let me give you some advice oh, here we go again... (my advice) **yawn** (my advice) **yawn** (my advice) **stretch arms** (my advice) **BORING** uhuh ok well thanks for the virus prevention crash course but in all seriousness i dont give a shit cause it dont really effect me Grow the fuck up man, you may not care about your security, data, time and money, but most people do; including me. The day they make wankers who don't have the propper respect for the damage they are causing (potentially or otherwise) pay for their actions will be a good day indeed. lol oooh, touchy *sigh* good night liam :mad: Personally I don't give a sh!t if he is infected with the AIDS virus*, hell, I would enjoy watching him suffer, but the day he puts me at risk is the day I bring out the spit and barbecue sauce. Now I have simply drawn the line - I've instructed him to remove my name from his contacts list and address books, and blocked him in MSN Messenger. I'll tell you in advance - if he contacts
David Wulff wrote: Somedays I really wish someone would write a mass e-mail worm that quite simply, if executed, ejected the user's pod from the Matrix once and for all... :laugh: Too bad I just changed my sig. :-D her legs were like peanut butter - smooth and creamy and easy to spread
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Mmmmmmmm warm human flesh. So juciy, so suculent, so tastey. These are the words I will be screaming as I eat the last computer user on this plannet if they don't get their bloody acts together! Has anyone ever got on your nerves so much that you would have slapped them if they were not 20 miles away? Well it has happened to me tonight. Just as it does nearly every week. I made the mistake of informing a friend that they might like to change their practises and not remain logged in as an Administrator on a machine connected to the net 16/7, after I walked him through the sixth virus removal this year. I also went through the "propper use of multi-recepient e-mailing" and the "for f*cks sake man run Windows Update" and "why the hell did you install IIS if you don't even know what it is?" for the n+1'th time. (Yes he did manually install it). Not even touching on "You downloaded what withoutn using a virus scanner?" The wanker just doesn't get it. Even since the last time he was infected - just over a week ago - he changed his e-mail address 'cause of all the spam he was getting - I get chain letters, jokes, mailings, and endless (unsuccessful - thankyou Outlook XP) e-mail worms. And no, he does not use AOL - as if he could spell it. And when I offer my advice to him - the advice of a person who has never had a virus infect a machine he has set up, ever... let me give you some advice oh, here we go again... (my advice) **yawn** (my advice) **yawn** (my advice) **stretch arms** (my advice) **BORING** uhuh ok well thanks for the virus prevention crash course but in all seriousness i dont give a shit cause it dont really effect me Grow the fuck up man, you may not care about your security, data, time and money, but most people do; including me. The day they make wankers who don't have the propper respect for the damage they are causing (potentially or otherwise) pay for their actions will be a good day indeed. lol oooh, touchy *sigh* good night liam :mad: Personally I don't give a sh!t if he is infected with the AIDS virus*, hell, I would enjoy watching him suffer, but the day he puts me at risk is the day I bring out the spit and barbecue sauce. Now I have simply drawn the line - I've instructed him to remove my name from his contacts list and address books, and blocked him in MSN Messenger. I'll tell you in advance - if he contacts
Peace David. Think the good thoughts. :rose: ...and save me an arm. mmm, tender... --------_**
I'll make a shoehorn outta your skin I'll make a lampshade of durable skin And oh, don't you know that I'm always feelin' able When I'm sittin' home and I'm carving out your navel When will I realize that this skin I'm in Hey, it isn't mine And when will the kill be too much meat for me to hide on...
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-- Blind Melon, Skinned
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Mmmmmmmm warm human flesh. So juciy, so suculent, so tastey. These are the words I will be screaming as I eat the last computer user on this plannet if they don't get their bloody acts together! Has anyone ever got on your nerves so much that you would have slapped them if they were not 20 miles away? Well it has happened to me tonight. Just as it does nearly every week. I made the mistake of informing a friend that they might like to change their practises and not remain logged in as an Administrator on a machine connected to the net 16/7, after I walked him through the sixth virus removal this year. I also went through the "propper use of multi-recepient e-mailing" and the "for f*cks sake man run Windows Update" and "why the hell did you install IIS if you don't even know what it is?" for the n+1'th time. (Yes he did manually install it). Not even touching on "You downloaded what withoutn using a virus scanner?" The wanker just doesn't get it. Even since the last time he was infected - just over a week ago - he changed his e-mail address 'cause of all the spam he was getting - I get chain letters, jokes, mailings, and endless (unsuccessful - thankyou Outlook XP) e-mail worms. And no, he does not use AOL - as if he could spell it. And when I offer my advice to him - the advice of a person who has never had a virus infect a machine he has set up, ever... let me give you some advice oh, here we go again... (my advice) **yawn** (my advice) **yawn** (my advice) **stretch arms** (my advice) **BORING** uhuh ok well thanks for the virus prevention crash course but in all seriousness i dont give a shit cause it dont really effect me Grow the fuck up man, you may not care about your security, data, time and money, but most people do; including me. The day they make wankers who don't have the propper respect for the damage they are causing (potentially or otherwise) pay for their actions will be a good day indeed. lol oooh, touchy *sigh* good night liam :mad: Personally I don't give a sh!t if he is infected with the AIDS virus*, hell, I would enjoy watching him suffer, but the day he puts me at risk is the day I bring out the spit and barbecue sauce. Now I have simply drawn the line - I've instructed him to remove my name from his contacts list and address books, and blocked him in MSN Messenger. I'll tell you in advance - if he contacts
You sound a bit upset, Dave. I (used to) support a hundred users of this type. It's not strictly PC to kill them, but fantasizing about doing so is not unhealthy. Start charging for the nice things you do, and you'll be pleasantly surprised at how much free time you'll find. Morons like this one don't deserve to be kept alive by your efforts, so charge lots! Does every electronic device in your home flash 12:00 all the time? If so, you might be too stupid to have a computer!
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You sound a bit upset, Dave. I (used to) support a hundred users of this type. It's not strictly PC to kill them, but fantasizing about doing so is not unhealthy. Start charging for the nice things you do, and you'll be pleasantly surprised at how much free time you'll find. Morons like this one don't deserve to be kept alive by your efforts, so charge lots! Does every electronic device in your home flash 12:00 all the time? If so, you might be too stupid to have a computer!
Roger Wright wrote: Does every electronic device in your home flash 12:00 all the time? If so, you might be too stupid to have a computer! Silly idea, But if Electric companies sent a signal down your line every hour you could make digital clocks etc that synchronoized after being unpowered. I'd hate to count how many digital/electric clocks I have in my house today, since I don't have that many fingers and toes, but its a pain resetting them after a power cut. So some are never set right. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
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Roger Wright wrote: Does every electronic device in your home flash 12:00 all the time? If so, you might be too stupid to have a computer! Silly idea, But if Electric companies sent a signal down your line every hour you could make digital clocks etc that synchronoized after being unpowered. I'd hate to count how many digital/electric clocks I have in my house today, since I don't have that many fingers and toes, but its a pain resetting them after a power cut. So some are never set right. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
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**Colin Davies wrote: But if Electric companies sent a signal down your line every hour you could make digital clocks etc that synchronoized after being unpowered. My VCR sets itself automatically using a signal from the local PBS channel. Very nice, as i'm much too lazy to bother otherwise ;P --------_
I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!"...
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-- Bloodhound Gang, The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope
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**Colin Davies wrote: But if Electric companies sent a signal down your line every hour you could make digital clocks etc that synchronoized after being unpowered. My VCR sets itself automatically using a signal from the local PBS channel. Very nice, as i'm much too lazy to bother otherwise ;P --------_
I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!"...
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-- Bloodhound Gang, The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope
Shog9 wrote: My VCR sets itself automatically using a signal from the local PBS channel. Wow, we don't have anything that fancy here, All my household VCRs and TVs have clocks (I think) and none of them are set on the correct time. The other thing that bugs me is that each one has its own unique way of setting the time etc. :-( I too just can't be bothered. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
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David Wulff wrote: Somedays I really wish someone would write a mass e-mail worm that quite simply, if executed, ejected the user's pod from the Matrix once and for all... :laugh: Too bad I just changed my sig. :-D her legs were like peanut butter - smooth and creamy and easy to spread
Daniel Ferguson wrote: Too bad I just changed my sig. And what a fine sig it is too! What happens if it is lumpy peanut butter, or shouldn't I ask? ;P ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
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Peace David. Think the good thoughts. :rose: ...and save me an arm. mmm, tender... --------_**
I'll make a shoehorn outta your skin I'll make a lampshade of durable skin And oh, don't you know that I'm always feelin' able When I'm sittin' home and I'm carving out your navel When will I realize that this skin I'm in Hey, it isn't mine And when will the kill be too much meat for me to hide on...
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-- Blind Melon, Skinned
Shog9 wrote: Peace David. Think the good thoughts. Trust me when I say they were good thoughts. :(( Shog9 wrote: and save me an arm. mmm, tender I don't know about an entire Arm (can you imagine filling in the customs form?), but I may be able to slip you some of the fingers over the course of a few months. ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
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You sound a bit upset, Dave. I (used to) support a hundred users of this type. It's not strictly PC to kill them, but fantasizing about doing so is not unhealthy. Start charging for the nice things you do, and you'll be pleasantly surprised at how much free time you'll find. Morons like this one don't deserve to be kept alive by your efforts, so charge lots! Does every electronic device in your home flash 12:00 all the time? If so, you might be too stupid to have a computer!
Roger Wright wrote: You sound a bit upset, Dave. Upset, yes. Pissed off, yes. Homicidal, er maybe, if I thought I could ever get away with it. I mean, I would be doing the world a favour - right? ;P Roger Wright wrote: It's not strictly PC to kill them Sod PC. If I want to call a black man a black man, an Asian an Asian, or an Irish man an idiot, I will as I damned well please. "Baa baa coloured sheep have you any wool" - I mean for christ's sake, what is the world coming to? Roger Wright wrote: but fantasizing about doing so is not unhealthy Lol, so much quality signature material is flying around these days. :) Roger Wright wrote: Start charging for the nice things you do, and you'll be pleasantly surprised at how much free time you'll find. Now there is an idea worth of bringing in a lightbulb emoticon. Chris, how about it.. :idea: Roger Wright wrote: Morons like this one don't deserve to be kept alive by your efforts, so charge lots! Is £80 an hour a bit steep? I mean, I want to give a good impression and all. ;P ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
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Roger Wright wrote: Does every electronic device in your home flash 12:00 all the time? If so, you might be too stupid to have a computer! Silly idea, But if Electric companies sent a signal down your line every hour you could make digital clocks etc that synchronoized after being unpowered. I'd hate to count how many digital/electric clocks I have in my house today, since I don't have that many fingers and toes, but its a pain resetting them after a power cut. So some are never set right. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
****Colin Davies wrote: sent a signal down your line every hour you could make digital clocks etc that synchronoized after being unpowered. Quite a good idea, in fact. But I doubt they ever will.
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Roger Wright wrote: You sound a bit upset, Dave. Upset, yes. Pissed off, yes. Homicidal, er maybe, if I thought I could ever get away with it. I mean, I would be doing the world a favour - right? ;P Roger Wright wrote: It's not strictly PC to kill them Sod PC. If I want to call a black man a black man, an Asian an Asian, or an Irish man an idiot, I will as I damned well please. "Baa baa coloured sheep have you any wool" - I mean for christ's sake, what is the world coming to? Roger Wright wrote: but fantasizing about doing so is not unhealthy Lol, so much quality signature material is flying around these days. :) Roger Wright wrote: Start charging for the nice things you do, and you'll be pleasantly surprised at how much free time you'll find. Now there is an idea worth of bringing in a lightbulb emoticon. Chris, how about it.. :idea: Roger Wright wrote: Morons like this one don't deserve to be kept alive by your efforts, so charge lots! Is £80 an hour a bit steep? I mean, I want to give a good impression and all. ;P ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
David Wulff wrote: Is £80 an hour a bit steep? Not at all! The going rate here for onsite support is $120+/hr (I charge on a sliding scale, depending on the difficulty and the stupidity of the user), but always much less than the usual commercial rate.
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Daniel Ferguson wrote: Too bad I just changed my sig. And what a fine sig it is too! What happens if it is lumpy peanut butter, or shouldn't I ask? ;P ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
David Wulff wrote: What happens if it is lumpy peanut butter, or shouldn't I ask? No, don't ask. :) Don't try to picture it either, and whatever you do -- don't let her get on top..... :wtf: her legs were like peanut butter - smooth and creamy and easy to spread