Sick Jokes
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If you're easily offended, stop reading now. Q: How do you know if you're best mate is gay? A: He gets a hard-on when you fuck him up the arse. Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and the other to suck my cock. Q: Why is the Bible like a penis? A: You get it forced down your throat by a priest. Q: What's the best thing about having sex with children? A: Their tiny hands make your cock look massive. Q: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A: Stephen Hawking after a house fire. Q: What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker? A: I cry when I cut up onions. Q: What do vegetarian worms eat? A: Linda McCartney Q: What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? A: Yoko Ono Q: Why did Elton John sing at Princess Diana's funeral? A: Because he was the only queen that gave a fuck. Q: Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Q: How do you know when your sister's on her period? A: Your Dad's dick tastes funny. Q: What did one homosexual say to the other in a bar? A: "Pardon me, can I push in your stool?" Q: What's black and white and tells the Pope to fuck off? A: A nun who's won the lottery. Q: What do you call a black man flying a place? A: A pilot, you fucking racist.
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If you're easily offended, stop reading now. Q: How do you know if you're best mate is gay? A: He gets a hard-on when you fuck him up the arse. Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and the other to suck my cock. Q: Why is the Bible like a penis? A: You get it forced down your throat by a priest. Q: What's the best thing about having sex with children? A: Their tiny hands make your cock look massive. Q: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A: Stephen Hawking after a house fire. Q: What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker? A: I cry when I cut up onions. Q: What do vegetarian worms eat? A: Linda McCartney Q: What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? A: Yoko Ono Q: Why did Elton John sing at Princess Diana's funeral? A: Because he was the only queen that gave a fuck. Q: Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Q: How do you know when your sister's on her period? A: Your Dad's dick tastes funny. Q: What did one homosexual say to the other in a bar? A: "Pardon me, can I push in your stool?" Q: What's black and white and tells the Pope to fuck off? A: A nun who's won the lottery. Q: What do you call a black man flying a place? A: A pilot, you fucking racist.
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If you're easily offended, stop reading now. Q: How do you know if you're best mate is gay? A: He gets a hard-on when you fuck him up the arse. Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and the other to suck my cock. Q: Why is the Bible like a penis? A: You get it forced down your throat by a priest. Q: What's the best thing about having sex with children? A: Their tiny hands make your cock look massive. Q: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A: Stephen Hawking after a house fire. Q: What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker? A: I cry when I cut up onions. Q: What do vegetarian worms eat? A: Linda McCartney Q: What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? A: Yoko Ono Q: Why did Elton John sing at Princess Diana's funeral? A: Because he was the only queen that gave a fuck. Q: Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Q: How do you know when your sister's on her period? A: Your Dad's dick tastes funny. Q: What did one homosexual say to the other in a bar? A: "Pardon me, can I push in your stool?" Q: What's black and white and tells the Pope to fuck off? A: A nun who's won the lottery. Q: What do you call a black man flying a place? A: A pilot, you fucking racist.
Might want to watch The Aristocrats[^] if you haven't already.
Ryan
"Michael Moore and Mel Gibson are the same person, except for a few sit-ups. Moore thought his cheesy political blooper reel was going to tell people how to vote. Mel thought that his little gay SM movie about his imaginary friend was going to help him get to heaven." - Penn Jillette
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If you're easily offended, stop reading now. Q: How do you know if you're best mate is gay? A: He gets a hard-on when you fuck him up the arse. Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and the other to suck my cock. Q: Why is the Bible like a penis? A: You get it forced down your throat by a priest. Q: What's the best thing about having sex with children? A: Their tiny hands make your cock look massive. Q: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A: Stephen Hawking after a house fire. Q: What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker? A: I cry when I cut up onions. Q: What do vegetarian worms eat? A: Linda McCartney Q: What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? A: Yoko Ono Q: Why did Elton John sing at Princess Diana's funeral? A: Because he was the only queen that gave a fuck. Q: Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Q: How do you know when your sister's on her period? A: Your Dad's dick tastes funny. Q: What did one homosexual say to the other in a bar? A: "Pardon me, can I push in your stool?" Q: What's black and white and tells the Pope to fuck off? A: A nun who's won the lottery. Q: What do you call a black man flying a place? A: A pilot, you fucking racist.
Rob Caldecott wrote:
Q: How do you know when your sister's on her period? A: Your Dad's dick tastes funny.
Rob Caldecott wrote:
Q: What's the best thing about having sex with children? A: Their tiny hands make your c*** look massive.
Now these are _really_ sick, gnark, gnark :)
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If you're easily offended, stop reading now. Q: How do you know if you're best mate is gay? A: He gets a hard-on when you fuck him up the arse. Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and the other to suck my cock. Q: Why is the Bible like a penis? A: You get it forced down your throat by a priest. Q: What's the best thing about having sex with children? A: Their tiny hands make your cock look massive. Q: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A: Stephen Hawking after a house fire. Q: What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker? A: I cry when I cut up onions. Q: What do vegetarian worms eat? A: Linda McCartney Q: What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? A: Yoko Ono Q: Why did Elton John sing at Princess Diana's funeral? A: Because he was the only queen that gave a fuck. Q: Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Q: How do you know when your sister's on her period? A: Your Dad's dick tastes funny. Q: What did one homosexual say to the other in a bar? A: "Pardon me, can I push in your stool?" Q: What's black and white and tells the Pope to fuck off? A: A nun who's won the lottery. Q: What do you call a black man flying a place? A: A pilot, you fucking racist.
About as sick as the jokes 13 year olds tell. :rolleyes:
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If you're easily offended, stop reading now. Q: How do you know if you're best mate is gay? A: He gets a hard-on when you fuck him up the arse. Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and the other to suck my cock. Q: Why is the Bible like a penis? A: You get it forced down your throat by a priest. Q: What's the best thing about having sex with children? A: Their tiny hands make your cock look massive. Q: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A: Stephen Hawking after a house fire. Q: What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker? A: I cry when I cut up onions. Q: What do vegetarian worms eat? A: Linda McCartney Q: What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? A: Yoko Ono Q: Why did Elton John sing at Princess Diana's funeral? A: Because he was the only queen that gave a fuck. Q: Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Q: How do you know when your sister's on her period? A: Your Dad's dick tastes funny. Q: What did one homosexual say to the other in a bar? A: "Pardon me, can I push in your stool?" Q: What's black and white and tells the Pope to fuck off? A: A nun who's won the lottery. Q: What do you call a black man flying a place? A: A pilot, you fucking racist.
Rob Caldecott wrote:
Q: What do you call a black man flying a place? A: A pilot, you f****ing racist.
I like that one :)
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