Questionaire for Captain See Sharp [modified]
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Captain See Sharp and Ilion sitting in a tree K I S S I N G !!
Kind Regards, Gary
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Stop fucking with my mind man! :dizzy:
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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I thought we were talking about behavior. :confused: Are you trying to say that black people all shares the same behavior? Are you a racist?
my bad, i didnt make my point clear enough, what im trying to say is that this survey is basically a mad lib, only you give one noun and fill in all the blanks.
I win because I have the most fun in life...
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Seeings how you have such a problem with gays I though I would make light of the situation.... Answer these few questions... It makes fun of some of the issues people have with Homosexuality... This questionnaire is for self-avowed heterosexuals only. 1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality? 2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual? 3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of? 4. Could it be that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex? 5. If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, how can you be sure you wouldn’t prefer that? 6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react? 7. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle? 8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet? 9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they’d face? 10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual men. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual male teachers, pediatricians, priests, or scoutmasters? 11. With all the societal support for marriage, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? 12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? 13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual? 14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don’t you fear s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings? 15. Heterosexuals are notorious for assigning themselves and one another rigid, stereotyped sex roles. Why must you cling to such unhealthy role-playing? 16. With the sexually segregated living conditions of military life, isn’t heterosexuality incompatible with military service? 17. How can you enjoy an emotionally fulfilling experience with a person of the other sex when there are such vast differences between you? How can a man know what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa? 18. Shouldn’t you ask your far-out straight cohorts, like skinheads and born-agains, to keep quiet? Wouldn’t that improve your image? 19. Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous? 20. Why do you attribute heterosexuality to so many famous lesbian and gay people? Is it to justify your own heterosexuality? 21. How can you hope to actualize your God-given homosexual potential if you limit
I don't think he has a problem with all gay people. I'm sure he'd just loooooove having the company of two (or more!) bisexual women.
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I don't think he has a problem with all gay people. I'm sure he'd just loooooove having the company of two (or more!) bisexual women.
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
What do you refer to?
The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed Fold with us! ¤ flickr
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I don't think he has a problem with all gay people. I'm sure he'd just loooooove having the company of two (or more!) bisexual women.
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
He wouldn't last 5 minutes. ;P
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He wouldn't last 5 minutes. ;P
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"
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Another band I have to discover :) - Talking about german bands, do you know "Such A Surge"?
The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed Fold with us! ¤ flickr
No, at least not consciously. What kind of music is it?
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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No, at least not consciously. What kind of music is it?
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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A mix between rock and rap, something close to nu-metal
The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed Fold with us! ¤ flickr
K(arl) wrote:
nu-metal
That particular word doesn't bode well... but I'll give it a try. :)
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:
He wouldn't last 5 minutes.
....but what a way to die! :-O
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." - Dean Martin
Sin doesn't kill. Only wives!
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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Seeings how you have such a problem with gays I though I would make light of the situation.... Answer these few questions... It makes fun of some of the issues people have with Homosexuality... This questionnaire is for self-avowed heterosexuals only. 1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality? 2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual? 3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of? 4. Could it be that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex? 5. If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, how can you be sure you wouldn’t prefer that? 6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react? 7. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle? 8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet? 9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they’d face? 10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual men. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual male teachers, pediatricians, priests, or scoutmasters? 11. With all the societal support for marriage, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? 12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? 13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual? 14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don’t you fear s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings? 15. Heterosexuals are notorious for assigning themselves and one another rigid, stereotyped sex roles. Why must you cling to such unhealthy role-playing? 16. With the sexually segregated living conditions of military life, isn’t heterosexuality incompatible with military service? 17. How can you enjoy an emotionally fulfilling experience with a person of the other sex when there are such vast differences between you? How can a man know what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa? 18. Shouldn’t you ask your far-out straight cohorts, like skinheads and born-agains, to keep quiet? Wouldn’t that improve your image? 19. Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous? 20. Why do you attribute heterosexuality to so many famous lesbian and gay people? Is it to justify your own heterosexuality? 21. How can you hope to actualize your God-given homosexual potential if you limit
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K(arl) wrote:
nu-metal
That particular word doesn't bode well... but I'll give it a try. :)
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
nu-metal That particular word doesn't bode well...
Better that than gnu-metal.
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Seeings how you have such a problem with gays I though I would make light of the situation.... Answer these few questions... It makes fun of some of the issues people have with Homosexuality... This questionnaire is for self-avowed heterosexuals only. 1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality? 2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual? 3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of? 4. Could it be that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex? 5. If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, how can you be sure you wouldn’t prefer that? 6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react? 7. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle? 8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet? 9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they’d face? 10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual men. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual male teachers, pediatricians, priests, or scoutmasters? 11. With all the societal support for marriage, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? 12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? 13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual? 14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don’t you fear s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings? 15. Heterosexuals are notorious for assigning themselves and one another rigid, stereotyped sex roles. Why must you cling to such unhealthy role-playing? 16. With the sexually segregated living conditions of military life, isn’t heterosexuality incompatible with military service? 17. How can you enjoy an emotionally fulfilling experience with a person of the other sex when there are such vast differences between you? How can a man know what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa? 18. Shouldn’t you ask your far-out straight cohorts, like skinheads and born-agains, to keep quiet? Wouldn’t that improve your image? 19. Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous? 20. Why do you attribute heterosexuality to so many famous lesbian and gay people? Is it to justify your own heterosexuality? 21. How can you hope to actualize your God-given homosexual potential if you limit
liona wrote:
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
An unholy love of the female breast, nipples, vagina, and eyelashes.
liona wrote:
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
At age 2, when my girlfriend Carol and I played doctor.
liona wrote:
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Unlikely at 51 years, but I suppose I could experience a mid-life crisis.
liona wrote:
4. Could it be that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
No. Some of my best friends are of the masculine persuasion.
liona wrote:
5. If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, how can you be sure you wouldn’t prefer that?
See #2 above.
liona wrote:
6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
Almost every woman I've ever met. Some reacted with interest, some with disinterest.
liona wrote:
7. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
Misery loves company.
liona wrote:
8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
It makes me happy. No, a life less flaunted is a life less lived.
liona wrote:
9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they’d face?
I have no children. My heterosexuality dies with me. ...
liona wrote:
12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
Emphasis on sex? Why, I've gone as long as 13 seconds without thinking or talking about sex. ...
liona wrote:
16. With the sexually segregated living conditions of military life, isn’t heterosexuality incompatible with military service?
We had co-ed barracks when I was in the Army.
liona wrote:
17. How can a man know what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?
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liona wrote:
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
An unholy love of the female breast, nipples, vagina, and eyelashes.
liona wrote:
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
At age 2, when my girlfriend Carol and I played doctor.
liona wrote:
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Unlikely at 51 years, but I suppose I could experience a mid-life crisis.
liona wrote:
4. Could it be that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
No. Some of my best friends are of the masculine persuasion.
liona wrote:
5. If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, how can you be sure you wouldn’t prefer that?
See #2 above.
liona wrote:
6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
Almost every woman I've ever met. Some reacted with interest, some with disinterest.
liona wrote:
7. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
Misery loves company.
liona wrote:
8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
It makes me happy. No, a life less flaunted is a life less lived.
liona wrote:
9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they’d face?
I have no children. My heterosexuality dies with me. ...
liona wrote:
12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
Emphasis on sex? Why, I've gone as long as 13 seconds without thinking or talking about sex. ...
liona wrote:
16. With the sexually segregated living conditions of military life, isn’t heterosexuality incompatible with military service?
We had co-ed barracks when I was in the Army.
liona wrote:
17. How can a man know what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?