There is a big hairy spider on my ceiling!
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David Wulff wrote: big red zero again Why do you stereotype a zero as red? Why not brown? Or black? Nish
Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.
Nish - Native CPian wrote: Why do you stereotype a zero as red? Why not brown? Or black? Well in actual fact, the last (and thankfully only) time my balance has been under zero, it was black, but I am sure there has been a law passed over here that prevents the use of such a racist word as an adjective. Today you don't buy black bics, you buy "dark grey ink application devices". Red and green don't make brown, they make "chocolate". We are not even supposed to take the piss out of all the brilliantly named Chinese takeaways anymore. :( ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
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Nish - Native CPian wrote: Why do you stereotype a zero as red? Why not brown? Or black? Well in actual fact, the last (and thankfully only) time my balance has been under zero, it was black, but I am sure there has been a law passed over here that prevents the use of such a racist word as an adjective. Today you don't buy black bics, you buy "dark grey ink application devices". Red and green don't make brown, they make "chocolate". We are not even supposed to take the piss out of all the brilliantly named Chinese takeaways anymore. :( ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
David Wulff wrote: there has been a law passed over here that prevents the use of such a racist word as an adjective. Oh! I forgot about that :-) Nish
Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.
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Nish - Native CPian wrote: Why do you stereotype a zero as red? Why not brown? Or black? Well in actual fact, the last (and thankfully only) time my balance has been under zero, it was black, but I am sure there has been a law passed over here that prevents the use of such a racist word as an adjective. Today you don't buy black bics, you buy "dark grey ink application devices". Red and green don't make brown, they make "chocolate". We are not even supposed to take the piss out of all the brilliantly named Chinese takeaways anymore. :( ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
David Wulff wrote: but I am sure there has been a law passed over here that prevents the use of such a racist word as an adjective. Thats stupid
"Isn't that the "write once, debug everywhere" language?" Tom Archer on Java... :)
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David Wulff wrote: but I am sure there has been a law passed over here that prevents the use of such a racist word as an adjective. Thats stupid
"Isn't that the "write once, debug everywhere" language?" Tom Archer on Java... :)
Brian, I am disgusted that you would stoop so low as to directly insult intellectually challenged people like that. :(( ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
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Well the weekend is officially over; the partying is almost up; and my bank balance is hovering dangerously near the big red zero again... it's time to get back to work. On the up side, I did get to kiss a man hairer than my father's arse and wear a leopard skin thong... Kiwi Colin said it best - work sucks. I want to be 16 again. :(( Now off to find a glass to catch that spider! ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
Too weird. There's a big hairy spider in my room as well. cheers, Chris Maunder
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Brian, I am disgusted that you would stoop so low as to directly insult intellectually challenged people like that. :(( ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
LOL... leave me alone... stop picking on me cause I'm Irish!!!! ..... hehe...
"Isn't that the "write once, debug everywhere" language?" Tom Archer on Java... :)
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Too weird. There's a big hairy spider in my room as well. cheers, Chris Maunder
:eek: Run for your lives. Hehe, I found a spider's exoskeleton that it had shed, it was pretty big. I still wonder where the (now bigger) spider is? :~ Bruce Duncan CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
Hi everyone. My name's Bruce. And I suffer from VB. -
Too weird. There's a big hairy spider in my room as well. cheers, Chris Maunder
What we really need is a shot of that thing next to something else, so that we can see how big it really is. Mmm... your hand ought to do the trick. ;)
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Too weird. There's a big hairy spider in my room as well. cheers, Chris Maunder
That looks suspiciously like a tarantula, Chris. Over here the native strains are non-poisonous (except the ones the hitchhike up from down south). They can still bite with authority, though. Are yours harmless?
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:eek: Run for your lives. Hehe, I found a spider's exoskeleton that it had shed, it was pretty big. I still wonder where the (now bigger) spider is? :~ Bruce Duncan CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
Hi everyone. My name's Bruce. And I suffer from VB.Bruce Duncan wrote: Hehe, I found a spider's exoskeleton that it had shed, it was pretty big. I still wonder where the (now bigger) spider is? I'd stop wondering and forget about it...
"Isn't that the "write once, debug everywhere" language?" Tom Archer on Java... :)
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Too weird. There's a big hairy spider in my room as well. cheers, Chris Maunder
:david faints emoticon: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
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:david faints emoticon: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
ROFLMAO
"Isn't that the "write once, debug everywhere" language?" Tom Archer on Java... :)
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Well the weekend is officially over; the partying is almost up; and my bank balance is hovering dangerously near the big red zero again... it's time to get back to work. On the up side, I did get to kiss a man hairer than my father's arse and wear a leopard skin thong... Kiwi Colin said it best - work sucks. I want to be 16 again. :(( Now off to find a glass to catch that spider! ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
David Wulff wrote: On the up side, I did get to kiss a man hairer than my father's arse and wear a leopard skin thong... :omg: I didn't know you don't like women. Hmmmm. I can't imagine being gay and not being addicted to those beautiful creatures called women. At least you don't have to put up with them during their time of the month. :laugh:
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That looks suspiciously like a tarantula, Chris. Over here the native strains are non-poisonous (except the ones the hitchhike up from down south). They can still bite with authority, though. Are yours harmless?
As long as it isn't one of those Sydney Funnel Spiders I have heard about. Supposed to make the poisonous tarantulas look like poofdas. :eek: Though I have always thought that a quick death would be preferable to those wolf spider thingees we have. The ones whose venom slowly dissolves your flesh off. X| You probably remember what the disolving flesh spiders are called Roger. I would suppose that you probably drink with the damn things on weekends out there in Bullhead. After all, its them or the women right? :laugh:
Jason Jystad
Cito Technologies
Sonork ID: Ogami(100.9918)
An object is simply a referenced thingy.
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Too weird. There's a big hairy spider in my room as well. cheers, Chris Maunder
YAAAAAaaaaAaaaaAaaAaaaaaaAhhhhhhHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :jason-vanishing-over-the-horizon-in-a-puff-of-smoke emoticon:
Jason Jystad
Cito Technologies
Sonork ID: Ogami(100.9918)
An object is simply a referenced thingy.
--Larry Wall (Programming Perl) -
As long as it isn't one of those Sydney Funnel Spiders I have heard about. Supposed to make the poisonous tarantulas look like poofdas. :eek: Though I have always thought that a quick death would be preferable to those wolf spider thingees we have. The ones whose venom slowly dissolves your flesh off. X| You probably remember what the disolving flesh spiders are called Roger. I would suppose that you probably drink with the damn things on weekends out there in Bullhead. After all, its them or the women right? :laugh:
Jason Jystad
Cito Technologies
Sonork ID: Ogami(100.9918)
An object is simply a referenced thingy.
--Larry Wall (Programming Perl)I remember going to a Museum in the States with a friend (from Oz). They showed a tarantula and w oohed and aahed with the appreciation of those who have seen lotsa spiders in their living rooms - and then we read that the bite is no worse than a bee sting. We were so disappointed... The FunnelWeb's are all down the east cost and inland (I've only seen a couple around here) but they are definitely a Real Man's Spider. The one in the pic is a Huntsman - it totally harmless (ie it's bite is like a mild bee sting :P) We've got the disolving flesh spiders too - white tails cheers, Chris Maunder
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:eek: Run for your lives. Hehe, I found a spider's exoskeleton that it had shed, it was pretty big. I still wonder where the (now bigger) spider is? :~ Bruce Duncan CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
Hi everyone. My name's Bruce. And I suffer from VB.that reminds me of last Christmas when we found the recently discard 3 foot long skin of a brown snake at my sisters place. :~ cheers, Chris Maunder
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I remember going to a Museum in the States with a friend (from Oz). They showed a tarantula and w oohed and aahed with the appreciation of those who have seen lotsa spiders in their living rooms - and then we read that the bite is no worse than a bee sting. We were so disappointed... The FunnelWeb's are all down the east cost and inland (I've only seen a couple around here) but they are definitely a Real Man's Spider. The one in the pic is a Huntsman - it totally harmless (ie it's bite is like a mild bee sting :P) We've got the disolving flesh spiders too - white tails cheers, Chris Maunder
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As long as it isn't one of those Sydney Funnel Spiders I have heard about. Supposed to make the poisonous tarantulas look like poofdas. :eek: Though I have always thought that a quick death would be preferable to those wolf spider thingees we have. The ones whose venom slowly dissolves your flesh off. X| You probably remember what the disolving flesh spiders are called Roger. I would suppose that you probably drink with the damn things on weekends out there in Bullhead. After all, its them or the women right? :laugh:
Jason Jystad
Cito Technologies
Sonork ID: Ogami(100.9918)
An object is simply a referenced thingy.
--Larry Wall (Programming Perl)Never urinate in the waterways in the Amazon. There is a little fish that follows the warm water then enters your penis and dies inside. When the flesh decomposes the bones poke out and hurt you. Sorry can't remember the name of the Fish, But I've urinated above water to watch them appear. Anyhow the only way to get the skeleton out is with a scalpel and infection sets in real quick in the tropics. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
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As long as it isn't one of those Sydney Funnel Spiders I have heard about. Supposed to make the poisonous tarantulas look like poofdas. :eek: Though I have always thought that a quick death would be preferable to those wolf spider thingees we have. The ones whose venom slowly dissolves your flesh off. X| You probably remember what the disolving flesh spiders are called Roger. I would suppose that you probably drink with the damn things on weekends out there in Bullhead. After all, its them or the women right? :laugh:
Jason Jystad
Cito Technologies
Sonork ID: Ogami(100.9918)
An object is simply a referenced thingy.
--Larry Wall (Programming Perl)Jason Jystad wrote: You probably remember what the disolving flesh spiders are called Roger. I would suppose that you probably drink with the damn things on weekends out there in Bullhead. After all, its them or the women right? That would be the Brown Recluse (aka violin) Spider. One of my favorites; reminds me of the ex. They're sociable enough in dark places, have no lack of teeth, and are born with the only tatoo they'll ever have.:-D
