There is a big hairy spider on my ceiling!
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I remember going to a Museum in the States with a friend (from Oz). They showed a tarantula and w oohed and aahed with the appreciation of those who have seen lotsa spiders in their living rooms - and then we read that the bite is no worse than a bee sting. We were so disappointed... The FunnelWeb's are all down the east cost and inland (I've only seen a couple around here) but they are definitely a Real Man's Spider. The one in the pic is a Huntsman - it totally harmless (ie it's bite is like a mild bee sting :P) We've got the disolving flesh spiders too - white tails cheers, Chris Maunder
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As long as it isn't one of those Sydney Funnel Spiders I have heard about. Supposed to make the poisonous tarantulas look like poofdas. :eek: Though I have always thought that a quick death would be preferable to those wolf spider thingees we have. The ones whose venom slowly dissolves your flesh off. X| You probably remember what the disolving flesh spiders are called Roger. I would suppose that you probably drink with the damn things on weekends out there in Bullhead. After all, its them or the women right? :laugh:
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--Larry Wall (Programming Perl)Never urinate in the waterways in the Amazon. There is a little fish that follows the warm water then enters your penis and dies inside. When the flesh decomposes the bones poke out and hurt you. Sorry can't remember the name of the Fish, But I've urinated above water to watch them appear. Anyhow the only way to get the skeleton out is with a scalpel and infection sets in real quick in the tropics. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
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As long as it isn't one of those Sydney Funnel Spiders I have heard about. Supposed to make the poisonous tarantulas look like poofdas. :eek: Though I have always thought that a quick death would be preferable to those wolf spider thingees we have. The ones whose venom slowly dissolves your flesh off. X| You probably remember what the disolving flesh spiders are called Roger. I would suppose that you probably drink with the damn things on weekends out there in Bullhead. After all, its them or the women right? :laugh:
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--Larry Wall (Programming Perl)Jason Jystad wrote: You probably remember what the disolving flesh spiders are called Roger. I would suppose that you probably drink with the damn things on weekends out there in Bullhead. After all, its them or the women right? That would be the Brown Recluse (aka violin) Spider. One of my favorites; reminds me of the ex. They're sociable enough in dark places, have no lack of teeth, and are born with the only tatoo they'll ever have.:-D
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I remember going to a Museum in the States with a friend (from Oz). They showed a tarantula and w oohed and aahed with the appreciation of those who have seen lotsa spiders in their living rooms - and then we read that the bite is no worse than a bee sting. We were so disappointed... The FunnelWeb's are all down the east cost and inland (I've only seen a couple around here) but they are definitely a Real Man's Spider. The one in the pic is a Huntsman - it totally harmless (ie it's bite is like a mild bee sting :P) We've got the disolving flesh spiders too - white tails cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: a Huntsman - it totally harmless (ie it's bite is like a mild bee sting You would still probably find me trying to seal myself into a tupperware container if I saw one on my wall. :eek: Chris Maunder wrote: We've got the disolving flesh spiders too - white tails Why does this not surprise me. :laugh: Amazingly, even after this discussion the thought of moving to Australia still intrigues me.
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Jason Jystad wrote: You probably remember what the disolving flesh spiders are called Roger. I would suppose that you probably drink with the damn things on weekends out there in Bullhead. After all, its them or the women right? That would be the Brown Recluse (aka violin) Spider. One of my favorites; reminds me of the ex. They're sociable enough in dark places, have no lack of teeth, and are born with the only tatoo they'll ever have.:-D
ROTFLMAO!!! I knew I could count on you to run with that one Roger. :laugh:
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Never urinate in the waterways in the Amazon. There is a little fish that follows the warm water then enters your penis and dies inside. When the flesh decomposes the bones poke out and hurt you. Sorry can't remember the name of the Fish, But I've urinated above water to watch them appear. Anyhow the only way to get the skeleton out is with a scalpel and infection sets in real quick in the tropics. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
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I've heard of those, I always wondered if they were real or not.
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Chris Maunder wrote: a Huntsman - it totally harmless (ie it's bite is like a mild bee sting You would still probably find me trying to seal myself into a tupperware container if I saw one on my wall. :eek: Chris Maunder wrote: We've got the disolving flesh spiders too - white tails Why does this not surprise me. :laugh: Amazingly, even after this discussion the thought of moving to Australia still intrigues me.
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--Larry Wall (Programming Perl)Jason Jystad wrote: You would still probably find me trying to seal myself into a tupperware container :laugh: Jason Jystad wrote: Amazingly, even after this discussion the thought of moving to Australia still intrigues me Honestly, you're probably safer in the Australian bush than you would be in the average large city. There's nothing down here that you can't simply get up and walk (briskly) away from. As long as you spot them before they spot you. And as long as they don't fall into the category of shark, crocs, jellyfish, drop bear or carnivorous sheep. cheers, Chris Maunder
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Jason Jystad wrote: You would still probably find me trying to seal myself into a tupperware container :laugh: Jason Jystad wrote: Amazingly, even after this discussion the thought of moving to Australia still intrigues me Honestly, you're probably safer in the Australian bush than you would be in the average large city. There's nothing down here that you can't simply get up and walk (briskly) away from. As long as you spot them before they spot you. And as long as they don't fall into the category of shark, crocs, jellyfish, drop bear or carnivorous sheep. cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: carnivorous sheep Ok, now I am scared. :eek: :laugh: Chris Maunder wrote: drop bear what in the name of the Holy Hand Grenade is a drop bear? :wtf:
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David Wulff wrote: On the up side, I did get to kiss a man hairer than my father's arse and wear a leopard skin thong... :omg: I didn't know you don't like women. Hmmmm. I can't imagine being gay and not being addicted to those beautiful creatures called women. At least you don't have to put up with them during their time of the month. :laugh:
Oh no, he wasn't my boyfriend, he was just a little too friendly when I asked if I could borrow the chair... :eek: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
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Oh no, he wasn't my boyfriend, he was just a little too friendly when I asked if I could borrow the chair... :eek: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
David Wulff wrote: Oh no, he wasn't my boyfriend, he was just a little too friendly when I asked if I could borrow the chair... So you aren't gay? It's ok if you are so don't be afraid to reveal it. I just wonder what your parents would say about not getting any grand children. If you are gay, how do you feel about women? Does the thought of having sex with them repulse you? And would you have sex with one just to see what it's like? Inquiring minds want to know.:-D
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David Wulff wrote: Oh no, he wasn't my boyfriend, he was just a little too friendly when I asked if I could borrow the chair... So you aren't gay? It's ok if you are so don't be afraid to reveal it. I just wonder what your parents would say about not getting any grand children. If you are gay, how do you feel about women? Does the thought of having sex with them repulse you? And would you have sex with one just to see what it's like? Inquiring minds want to know.:-D
Martin Marvinski wrote: Inquiring minds want to know Inquiring minds, hmmm. Einstein, is that really you? ;P Before I wander off and answer your specific questions, let me explain that over here (and I'd guess almost anywhere else in the world for that matter) alcohol causes people to do and say things they normally wouldn't. In this particular instance, I needed a chair to sit on and the only way I could acomplish this simple goal was to accept a fellow Tivertonian's hand in marriage--no Martin, you do not want to know. Later in the night I was tasked with seeking yet another chair, and upon visiting my newly declared fiancé, ended up tieing myself into a friendly exchange of compliments otherwise known as the pissed-man's-greeting, or (the uncensored version) kissing-a-fucking-hairy-git cause we were both sufficiently rat-arsed to not give a sh!t either way. Like I said, alchol makes you do extremely weird things. However... Martin Marvinski wrote: So you aren't gay? I am eighteen years old, I still have at least three ten-year sexual perversions and a mid life crisis to go - not to mention the rest of the stuff life will throw at me. So who the hell am I to say? Taking into consideration what every sexual and emotional issues teacher has ever taught me, I will never be able to answer that question truthly. I think my biggest attribute that causes confusion is that I really don't have an issue with flirting with anyone, bar my parents, and I don't give a damn if my humour can appear camp - which to more conservative people comes across too in-your-face for their liking. Personally I don't see any difference in the drive behind it, merely the fact that for some people like me it just really doesn't mean anything. Cleverly avoided no? Martin Marvinski wrote: It's ok if you are so don't be afraid to reveal it Why would I be afraid, Einstein? Honestly, when have I ever held back anything from you guys? ;) Martin Marvinski wrote: I just wonder what your parents would say about not getting any grand children. Well I would seriously hope that whatever they thought, they would not, ever, consider telling me. I have no commitment to provide them with a new generation of Wulff cubs. However, that said, I'd like to have kids of my own later in my life - if for no other reason than to see how good or bad a job I could make of it. Life's one big experience,
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Martin Marvinski wrote: Inquiring minds want to know Inquiring minds, hmmm. Einstein, is that really you? ;P Before I wander off and answer your specific questions, let me explain that over here (and I'd guess almost anywhere else in the world for that matter) alcohol causes people to do and say things they normally wouldn't. In this particular instance, I needed a chair to sit on and the only way I could acomplish this simple goal was to accept a fellow Tivertonian's hand in marriage--no Martin, you do not want to know. Later in the night I was tasked with seeking yet another chair, and upon visiting my newly declared fiancé, ended up tieing myself into a friendly exchange of compliments otherwise known as the pissed-man's-greeting, or (the uncensored version) kissing-a-fucking-hairy-git cause we were both sufficiently rat-arsed to not give a sh!t either way. Like I said, alchol makes you do extremely weird things. However... Martin Marvinski wrote: So you aren't gay? I am eighteen years old, I still have at least three ten-year sexual perversions and a mid life crisis to go - not to mention the rest of the stuff life will throw at me. So who the hell am I to say? Taking into consideration what every sexual and emotional issues teacher has ever taught me, I will never be able to answer that question truthly. I think my biggest attribute that causes confusion is that I really don't have an issue with flirting with anyone, bar my parents, and I don't give a damn if my humour can appear camp - which to more conservative people comes across too in-your-face for their liking. Personally I don't see any difference in the drive behind it, merely the fact that for some people like me it just really doesn't mean anything. Cleverly avoided no? Martin Marvinski wrote: It's ok if you are so don't be afraid to reveal it Why would I be afraid, Einstein? Honestly, when have I ever held back anything from you guys? ;) Martin Marvinski wrote: I just wonder what your parents would say about not getting any grand children. Well I would seriously hope that whatever they thought, they would not, ever, consider telling me. I have no commitment to provide them with a new generation of Wulff cubs. However, that said, I'd like to have kids of my own later in my life - if for no other reason than to see how good or bad a job I could make of it. Life's one big experience,
David Wulff wrote: I am eighteen years old, I still have at least three ten-year sexual perversions and a mid life crisis to go - not to mention the rest of the stuff life will throw at me So the answer is yes you are. :-D David Wulff wrote: It doesn't particularly repulse me, but that doesn't mean I'm heading out for a weekend on the farm now does it. In short, no and no respectively, and indeed no to the question you are thinking of too. So I guess you really don't want to try the female variety. If you did then the answer would be like my answer: YES YES YES.
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David Wulff wrote: I am eighteen years old, I still have at least three ten-year sexual perversions and a mid life crisis to go - not to mention the rest of the stuff life will throw at me So the answer is yes you are. :-D David Wulff wrote: It doesn't particularly repulse me, but that doesn't mean I'm heading out for a weekend on the farm now does it. In short, no and no respectively, and indeed no to the question you are thinking of too. So I guess you really don't want to try the female variety. If you did then the answer would be like my answer: YES YES YES.
Martin Marvinski wrote: So the answer is yes you are. Well for the sake of my ex. girlfriend I will have to answer no, but that is not what I meant at all. Martin Marvinski wrote: So I guess you really don't want to try the female variety. If you did then the answer would be like my answer: YES YES YES. I guess you missunderstood me, and I can tell you that you *certainly* missunderstood "the question you are thinking of too". :eek: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
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Martin Marvinski wrote: So the answer is yes you are. Well for the sake of my ex. girlfriend I will have to answer no, but that is not what I meant at all. Martin Marvinski wrote: So I guess you really don't want to try the female variety. If you did then the answer would be like my answer: YES YES YES. I guess you missunderstood me, and I can tell you that you *certainly* missunderstood "the question you are thinking of too". :eek: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
David Wulff wrote: Well for the sake of my ex. girlfriend I will have to answer no, but that is not what I meant at all. But did you have s*x with her? Or did you just parade her around so your parents would think you are straight?
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David Wulff wrote: Well for the sake of my ex. girlfriend I will have to answer no, but that is not what I meant at all. But did you have s*x with her? Or did you just parade her around so your parents would think you are straight?
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that reminds me of last Christmas when we found the recently discard 3 foot long skin of a brown snake at my sisters place. :~ cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: when we found the recently discard 3 foot long skin of a brown snake at my sisters place Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm. Whats worse than finding a snake? Just finding it's skin. :rolleyes: regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.