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  • L Link2006

    A (girl) friend of mine just called me, and asked me to spend the night with her... WTF! ...I hope it's not a joke...

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    Marco Stinger
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    Yes, I don't believe it ! :laugh:

    Ciao Marco

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    • L Link2006

      A (girl) friend of mine just called me, and asked me to spend the night with her... WTF! ...I hope it's not a joke...

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      Ray Kinsella
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      Wait ... is this the girlfriend ... the gold digger we were talking about months ago.

      Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire" Blogging @ Keratoconus Watch

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      • R Rajesh R Subramanian

        The Grand Negus wrote:

        The physical union creates various psychological bonds that are not meant to be taken lightly or broken easily;

        Holy crap! I agree with you strongly in this. And err... eh.. Let the one votes begin. :rolleyes:


        Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero

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        Pete OHanlon
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        I've 5 voted to bring the average up.

        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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        • L Link2006

          A (girl) friend of mine just called me, and asked me to spend the night with her... WTF! ...I hope it's not a joke...

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          peterchen
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          You like to be her handkerchief?


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          • W Weiye Chen

            Link2006 wrote:

            A (girl) friend of mine just called me, and asked me to spend the night with her... WTF!

            Careful of things/services that come so easy. You never know what is attached. :~

            Weiye Chen A self proclaimed hermit living in a cave, with his PC connected to the world.

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            Kasic Slobodan
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            Weiye Chen wrote:

            You never know what is attached.

            Haha. Yeah He spent a night with her and then she claims that this baby, she have in her belly, is his :D.

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              Christian Graus
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              The Grand Negus wrote:

              the result of such casual relations is - for lack of a better term - minor brain damage.

              *grin* you're absolutely right. I do a lot of reading on the chemstry of attraction and also on brain differences between the sexes. I wonder how many relationships exist solely because of the attraction that comes about because there's sex going on. Or at least, how many relationships exist for a brief period on this basis, before the initial infatuation stage wears off.

              Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                Weiye Chen wrote:

                You never know what is attached.

                Haha. Yeah He spent a night with her and then she claims that this baby, she have in her belly, is his :D.

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                Christian Graus
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                I'm not sure if he was referring to that, or to the cost of penicillin nowadays...

                Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                • R Ray Kinsella

                  Wait ... is this the girlfriend ... the gold digger we were talking about months ago.

                  Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire" Blogging @ Keratoconus Watch

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                  Lost User
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                  Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one who had this suspicion ;P. If so, poor guy.

                  Paul

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                  • L Link2006

                    A (girl) friend of mine just called me, and asked me to spend the night with her... WTF! ...I hope it's not a joke...

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                    DavidNohejl
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                    LOL


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                    • L Link2006

                      A (girl) friend of mine just called me, and asked me to spend the night with her... WTF! ...I hope it's not a joke...

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                      Lost User
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                      I hope that if I were to say you don't seem to learn, I'd be jumping to wrong conclusions..............

                      Paul

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                      • L Link2006

                        A (girl) friend of mine just called me, and asked me to spend the night with her... WTF! ...I hope it's not a joke...

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                        Eytukan
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                        Link2006 wrote:

                        to spend the night with her

                        Spend the night? or *Spend* all the night? I think she's gonna take you to a 24 hours shopping mall and f*cking tear your wallet. See if she's mentioned any "*"s in her message.:rolleyes:


                        Press: 1500 to 2,200 messages in just 6 days? How's that possible sir? **Dr.Brad :**Well,I just replied to everything Graus did and then argued with Negus for a bit.

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                          Link2006 wrote:

                          to spend the night with her

                          Spend the night? or *Spend* all the night? I think she's gonna take you to a 24 hours shopping mall and f*cking tear your wallet. See if she's mentioned any "*"s in her message.:rolleyes:


                          Press: 1500 to 2,200 messages in just 6 days? How's that possible sir? **Dr.Brad :**Well,I just replied to everything Graus did and then argued with Negus for a bit.

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                          NormDroid
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                          VuNic wrote:

                          f*cking tear your wallet

                          So graphic.

                          .net is a box of never ending treasures, every day I get find another gem.

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                            A (girl) friend of mine just called me, and asked me to spend the night with her... WTF! ...I hope it's not a joke...

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                            Sachin Pimpale
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                            :) :-D GOOD LUCK MAN

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                            • L Link2006

                              A (girl) friend of mine just called me, and asked me to spend the night with her... WTF! ...I hope it's not a joke...

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                              Marc Clifton
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                              Link2006 wrote:

                              and asked me to spend the night with her

                              Man, some people stoop low when they get desperate. Marc

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                              • L Link2006

                                A (girl) friend of mine just called me, and asked me to spend the night with her... WTF! ...I hope it's not a joke...

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                                ednrgc
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                                She called me too!!!!:laugh::cool:

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                                • C Christian Graus

                                  The Grand Negus wrote:

                                  the result of such casual relations is - for lack of a better term - minor brain damage.

                                  *grin* you're absolutely right. I do a lot of reading on the chemstry of attraction and also on brain differences between the sexes. I wonder how many relationships exist solely because of the attraction that comes about because there's sex going on. Or at least, how many relationships exist for a brief period on this basis, before the initial infatuation stage wears off.

                                  Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                                  Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                  Given that you and Mr. Negus are religious and the general reaction to his post, I'm probably one of the very few non-religious* chaps here that agrees with you on this. :) * I dislike labels but 'agnostic' fits me best.

                                  Cheers, Vikram.


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                                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                    Actually, he ends or slows (cop joke on first page) after marriage.


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                                      A (girl) friend of mine just called me, and asked me to spend the night with her... WTF! ...I hope it's not a joke...

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                                      realJSOP
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                                      She called me and told me she'd wave her fee because she gets all her money from you.

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                                        73Zeppelin
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                                        Yes, I was surprised to see all the encouragement here. Unless there is a serious relationship between the two I fail to see the relevance in such an affair - I'm not religious (you know that), but I think these kinds of things shouldn't be taken so lightly. This is how we end up with the spread of disease and children born into broken homes. I strongly discourage this kind of thing. (Formerly the Apocalyptic Teacup)


                                        "The masses have never thirsted after truth. They turn aside from evidence that is not to their taste, preferring to deify error, if error seduce them. Whoever can supply them with illusions is easily their master; whoever attempts to destroy their illusions is always their victim." -Gustave Le Bon

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                                          Wjousts
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                                          The Grand Negus wrote:

                                          the result of such casual relations is - for lack of a better term - minor brain damage.

                                          And you have medical journals to back that up right?

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