I could suck off a sheep I'm so happy!
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BT's Broadband Availability Checker:
For Telephone Number [my home number here] The checker indicates that Broadband is not currently available in your area, but this is under review. Further announcements concerning this review will be published at the end of June 2002. A preliminary check on your line suggests that if Broadband were available in your area you should be able to receive Broadband services available at speeds from 512kilobits per second and 2Megabits per second downstream and 256kilobits per second upstream. Thank you for your interest.
If there was ever a time to suck up to BT, as much as it goes against my principles, now is the time. Dear Mr. BT Chairman, I'm sorry I pledged to kill your cat and force you to eat it's live testicles - please give me ADSL. I tell you, if come the end of the month they turn around and say that the Tivvy exchange didn't make it to the final list, I will go up to London and make the bastard eat my testicles. That would be kind of satisfying in a wierd kinky sort of way. :omg: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
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BT's Broadband Availability Checker:
For Telephone Number [my home number here] The checker indicates that Broadband is not currently available in your area, but this is under review. Further announcements concerning this review will be published at the end of June 2002. A preliminary check on your line suggests that if Broadband were available in your area you should be able to receive Broadband services available at speeds from 512kilobits per second and 2Megabits per second downstream and 256kilobits per second upstream. Thank you for your interest.
If there was ever a time to suck up to BT, as much as it goes against my principles, now is the time. Dear Mr. BT Chairman, I'm sorry I pledged to kill your cat and force you to eat it's live testicles - please give me ADSL. I tell you, if come the end of the month they turn around and say that the Tivvy exchange didn't make it to the final list, I will go up to London and make the bastard eat my testicles. That would be kind of satisfying in a wierd kinky sort of way. :omg: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
David Wulff wrote: I tell you, if come the end of the month they turn around and say that the Tivvy exchange didn't make it to the final list, I will go up to London and make the bastard eat my testicles. I've had broadband internet (cable) at home for almost 2 years now and it's really over-rated. You're not missing anything special. It's really not much different than dial.... *cough*... *wheeze*... *gasp*... Sorry, I can't continue with a straight face any longer. :-D :-D
Broadband Rocks!
Always on... blazing fast downloads... multiple PC's sharing 1 connection... who am I kidding. Broadband is tits and beer, man!!! Tits and beer!!! Mike Mullikin "Thank you America, every night I see increasingly stupid things happening here in Australia. Then you come along and top it." - Michael Martin - The Lounge :bob:
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David Wulff wrote: please give me ASDL. What is that ? ASDL ? Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
It is were you get better a better download speed than upload speed. After a poor performance in London in 1899, Steinitz went insane and died a year later on August 12, 1900 at Wards Island, N.Y.
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BT's Broadband Availability Checker:
For Telephone Number [my home number here] The checker indicates that Broadband is not currently available in your area, but this is under review. Further announcements concerning this review will be published at the end of June 2002. A preliminary check on your line suggests that if Broadband were available in your area you should be able to receive Broadband services available at speeds from 512kilobits per second and 2Megabits per second downstream and 256kilobits per second upstream. Thank you for your interest.
If there was ever a time to suck up to BT, as much as it goes against my principles, now is the time. Dear Mr. BT Chairman, I'm sorry I pledged to kill your cat and force you to eat it's live testicles - please give me ADSL. I tell you, if come the end of the month they turn around and say that the Tivvy exchange didn't make it to the final list, I will go up to London and make the bastard eat my testicles. That would be kind of satisfying in a wierd kinky sort of way. :omg: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
David Wulff wrote: please give me ASDL. What is that ? ASDL ? Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
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It is were you get better a better download speed than upload speed. After a poor performance in London in 1899, Steinitz went insane and died a year later on August 12, 1900 at Wards Island, N.Y.
So is ASDL == A Slow Down Load ? :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
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David Wulff wrote: please give me ASDL. What is that ? ASDL ? Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
Hey, are you saying you've never made a typo? lol. It's 3 am on a sunday morning - that should be a clue. :suss: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
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Hey, are you saying you've never made a typo? lol. It's 3 am on a sunday morning - that should be a clue. :suss: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
Nuh, it was the typo David. You were so excited you couldn't even spell it. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
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David Wulff wrote: please give me ASDL. What is that ? ASDL ? Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
Colin Davies wrote: What is that ? ASDL ? ADSL Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank :beer: The alcohol is one of the greatest enemys of man, but a man who flee from his enemys is a coward. :beer:
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David Wulff wrote: I tell you, if come the end of the month they turn around and say that the Tivvy exchange didn't make it to the final list, I will go up to London and make the bastard eat my testicles. I've had broadband internet (cable) at home for almost 2 years now and it's really over-rated. You're not missing anything special. It's really not much different than dial.... *cough*... *wheeze*... *gasp*... Sorry, I can't continue with a straight face any longer. :-D :-D
Broadband Rocks!
Always on... blazing fast downloads... multiple PC's sharing 1 connection... who am I kidding. Broadband is tits and beer, man!!! Tits and beer!!! Mike Mullikin "Thank you America, every night I see increasingly stupid things happening here in Australia. Then you come along and top it." - Michael Martin - The Lounge :bob:
Mike Mullikin wrote: Tits and beer!!! Interesting expression. The right order too :-) Nish
Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.
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So is ASDL == A Slow Down Load ? :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
Poor Colino! No one gets his jokes :-) Like Martin for instance. Colino cracked what he fancied was the joke of the week and Martin gives him a serious answer as to what ADSL does LOL Nish
Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.
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Hey, are you saying you've never made a typo? lol. It's 3 am on a sunday morning - that should be a clue. :suss: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
David Wulff wrote: Hey, are you saying you've never made a typo? lol. It's 3 am on a sunday morning - that should be a clue. Dave, be nice to Colin. Martin didn't even get his joke and went on to explain to Colin what ADSL is :-) Nish
Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.
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Nuh, it was the typo David. You were so excited you couldn't even spell it. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
Colin Davies wrote: Nuh, it was the typo David. was => wasn't??? Nish
Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.
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Colin Davies wrote: What is that ? ASDL ? ADSL Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank :beer: The alcohol is one of the greatest enemys of man, but a man who flee from his enemys is a coward. :beer:
Mauricio Ritter wrote: ADSL Blast!!!! Can't you guys see that poor Colino thinks he is cracking a cool joke? Nish
Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.
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You're going to give Colin a complex about his jokes.. ;P :laugh: "Somedays I really wish someone would write a mass e-mail worm that quite simply, if executed, ejected the user's pod from the Matrix once and for all..." -David Wulff, The Lounge
Daniel Ferguson wrote: You're going to give Colin a complex about his jokes.. I seriously doubt that :-) Nish
Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.
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Poor Colino! No one gets his jokes :-) Like Martin for instance. Colino cracked what he fancied was the joke of the week and Martin gives him a serious answer as to what ADSL does LOL Nish
Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.
You're going to give Colin a complex about his jokes.. ;P :laugh: "Somedays I really wish someone would write a mass e-mail worm that quite simply, if executed, ejected the user's pod from the Matrix once and for all..." -David Wulff, The Lounge
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Daniel Ferguson wrote: You're going to give Colin a complex about his jokes.. I seriously doubt that :-) Nish
Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.
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Mauricio Ritter wrote: ADSL Blast!!!! Can't you guys see that poor Colino thinks he is cracking a cool joke? Nish
Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.
I sometimes wonder if it is only you and I who understand Colin's jokes, Nish. :) Simon I need your clothes, your boots, and your copy of VS.NET. Sonork ID 100.10024 Current Addiction : Colin Mcrae Rally 2.0
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I sometimes wonder if it is only you and I who understand Colin's jokes, Nish. :) Simon I need your clothes, your boots, and your copy of VS.NET. Sonork ID 100.10024 Current Addiction : Colin Mcrae Rally 2.0
Simon Walton wrote: I sometimes wonder if it is only you and I who understand Colin's jokes, Nish. Yeah, we both are among the fortunate few :-) Nish
Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.