Again men and weman
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:Woman english ---------------- 1.Yes = No 2.No = Yes 3.Maybe = No 4.I'm sorry = You'll be sorry 5.We need = I want 6.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now 7.Do what you want = You'll pay for this later 8.We need to talk = I need to complain 9.Sure go ahead = I don't want you to 10.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! 11.You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot 12.Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs, and I hate my cellulite 13.This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house 14.I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture,and wallpaper 15.I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep 16.Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive 17.How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate 18.I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV 19.You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me 20.Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead] Men's English: ---------------- 1.I'm hungry = I'm hungry 2.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy 3.I'm tired = I'm tired 4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 5.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to havesex with you 8.Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! 9.You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you 10.What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma you suffering now? 11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question 12.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? 13.I love you = Let's have sex now! 14.I love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex 16.Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe, sex? 17.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with others Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you, The more I bless, the more I bleed For you."The Outlaw Torn-Metallica
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:Woman english ---------------- 1.Yes = No 2.No = Yes 3.Maybe = No 4.I'm sorry = You'll be sorry 5.We need = I want 6.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now 7.Do what you want = You'll pay for this later 8.We need to talk = I need to complain 9.Sure go ahead = I don't want you to 10.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! 11.You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot 12.Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs, and I hate my cellulite 13.This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house 14.I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture,and wallpaper 15.I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep 16.Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive 17.How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate 18.I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV 19.You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me 20.Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead] Men's English: ---------------- 1.I'm hungry = I'm hungry 2.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy 3.I'm tired = I'm tired 4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 5.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to havesex with you 8.Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! 9.You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you 10.What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma you suffering now? 11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question 12.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? 13.I love you = Let's have sex now! 14.I love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex 16.Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe, sex? 17.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with others Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you, The more I bless, the more I bleed For you."The Outlaw Torn-Metallica
Very Funny... :laugh: Nick Parker