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  • L lost in transition

    He could have also added if you have shoes put them on, if you have a shirt put it on. You are still trying to compare two different contexts. I know you are trying to be witty but you are making yourself look dumb.


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    Lost User
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    I expected that you would have some canned answer for my post, either that it was different contexts, because humans can't fully understand the word of God, or whatever else you heard your sunday school teacher say. :rolleyes:

    Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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      I expected that you would have some canned answer for my post, either that it was different contexts, because humans can't fully understand the word of God, or whatever else you heard your sunday school teacher say. :rolleyes:

      Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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      Christian Graus
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      The thing that's interesting to me is that people would bother taking the time to try and find places that Jesus contradicts himself, without bothering to take the time to actually read what they are quoting. It's the same as giving someone who has never used a computer a copy of 'The C++ programming language', and asking them if C++ is a well designed computer language or not.

      Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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      • R Red Stateler

        I just visited the soapbox for the first time today & I think its the right place to get some feedback on a question that has often troubled me: I am not a religious man, but when selecting a religion to follow, how do you choose which one is the 'right' one? They seem to be largely mutually exclusive & generally threaten dire punishment for anyone caught following a 'false' one. I would be worried that I had picked badly & despite all my hard work was only making things worse in worshipping a false idol. Is this the sort of issue that religious types wrestle with often, or do most people just take a hope-for-the-best attitude? :confused: Any comments gratefully appreciated...

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          The thing that's interesting to me is that people would bother taking the time to try and find places that Jesus contradicts himself, without bothering to take the time to actually read what they are quoting. It's the same as giving someone who has never used a computer a copy of 'The C++ programming language', and asking them if C++ is a well designed computer language or not.

          Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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          I don't know of anyone who would do that. If you are trying to suggest that I haven't read what I am quoting, you are wrong. I have read the entire new testament, and anyone who would believe such contradictory superstitious nonsense as the truth has mental issues.

          Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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            I don't know of anyone who would do that. If you are trying to suggest that I haven't read what I am quoting, you are wrong. I have read the entire new testament, and anyone who would believe such contradictory superstitious nonsense as the truth has mental issues.

            Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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            Message deleted ( I should know better than to feed the trolls )

            Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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              If you are a good boy, you ask daddy. If you are a bad boy, you ask daddy what he hates most.


              We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
              My first real C# project | Linkify!|FoldWithUs! | sighist

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              Wow, how pathetic. Are you using babelfish to translate to english?

              Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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                Message deleted ( I should know better than to feed the trolls )

                Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                This was posted 1 min ago, so you obviously didn't edit it. You are such a moron to post a message that just says message deleted.

                Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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                  Wow, how pathetic. Are you using babelfish to translate to english?

                  Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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                  peterchen
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                  How would it be grammatically correct? (Babelfish isn't far away, though)


                  We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
                  My first real C# project | Linkify!|FoldWithUs! | sighist

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                  • L Lost User

                    This was posted 1 min ago, so you obviously didn't edit it. You are such a moron to post a message that just says message deleted.

                    Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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                    I assume this means you don't have an email address associated with your account, if you had, you'd have got an email with my original response.

                    Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                    • C Christian Graus

                      I assume this means you don't have an email address associated with your account, if you had, you'd have got an email with my original response.

                      Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                      Thanks for the yummy troll snack.

                      Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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                      • L Lost User

                        This was posted 1 min ago, so you obviously didn't edit it. You are such a moron to post a message that just says message deleted.

                        Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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                        this is so fucking boring

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                          Message deleted ( I should know better than to feed the trolls )

                          Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                          Gary Kirkham
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                          Christian Graus wrote:

                          I should know better than to feed the trolls

                          You should..I think you have "preached" to others about this very thing. :) It's the mark of a good troll that you find yourself responding to him without first considering the cost.

                          Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot Me blog, You read

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                          • L Lost User

                            Matthew 5:39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

                            Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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                            You are a bored ass mother fucker.

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                              You are a bored ass mother fucker.

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                              lol fuck you fucking stupid fucking ass fucking mother fucking fucker

                              Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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                              • L Lost User

                                Matthew 5:39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

                                Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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                                So, between half past five in the morning and ten thirty Matthew had a change of heart did he? Of course you realise the second is an analogy, the first a literal command.

                                Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                                  Matthew 5:39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

                                  Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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                                  Prakash Nadar
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                                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. and yet christians have not misunderstood it and declared jihad (christian version) on someone. :rolleyes:

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                                  • R Red Stateler

                                    I just visited the soapbox for the first time today & I think its the right place to get some feedback on a question that has often troubled me: I am not a religious man, but when selecting a religion to follow, how do you choose which one is the 'right' one? They seem to be largely mutually exclusive & generally threaten dire punishment for anyone caught following a 'false' one. I would be worried that I had picked badly & despite all my hard work was only making things worse in worshipping a false idol. Is this the sort of issue that religious types wrestle with often, or do most people just take a hope-for-the-best attitude? :confused: Any comments gratefully appreciated...

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                                    ewasjdgb
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                                    Hey! I said that! No particular offence intended to Kyle, but it wasn't supposed to be bait to start a pointless argument (as I'm assuming the implication here is), but a genuine attempt to better understand my fellow man. I do understand that religion, like politics, it is often a sensitive subject to broach. I tried to phrase my question in a candid, but non-inflammatory manner in the hope of getting some genuine responses & insight into the thinking of my peers.

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Nice try, but that was not me.

                                      Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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                                      ewasjdgb
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                                      I concur...

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        lol fuck you fucking stupid fucking ass fucking mother fucking fucker

                                        Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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                                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                        Been reading skeptics' annotated bible? (If not, google it :))

                                        -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          Jesus contradicted himself.

                                          Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces - God (Malachi 2:3)

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                                          hairy_hats
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                                          I think you meant to say: "the novelists who created the Bible stories contradicted themselves". In any case, most of the Bible is contradictory so no surprise there.

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