Jokes please
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Someone please post a dirty joke of the day. Thanks. After a poor performance in London in 1899, Steinitz went insane and died a year later on August 12, 1900 at Wards Island, N.Y.
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Someone please post a dirty joke of the day. Thanks. After a poor performance in London in 1899, Steinitz went insane and died a year later on August 12, 1900 at Wards Island, N.Y.
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Someone please post a dirty joke of the day. Thanks. After a poor performance in London in 1899, Steinitz went insane and died a year later on August 12, 1900 at Wards Island, N.Y.
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Two white horses fell in a mud puddle:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: --- CPUA 0x5041 Sonork 100.11743 Chicken Little Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Someone please post a dirty joke of the day. Thanks. After a poor performance in London in 1899, Steinitz went insane and died a year later on August 12, 1900 at Wards Island, N.Y.
The 3rd grade class at Catholic school was discussing heaven and whether the physical body goes to Heaven or just the soul. The nun teaching the class wanted the children to think logically so she asked them, "If the body goes to Heaven, which part of it would go first?" Little Susie answered quickly, "The heart does, because that's what you love people with." Little Bobby said, "The brain does, because that's what you use to remember all your loved ones." Little Martin said, "Ooh, I know, Sister! The feet go first!" "Martin, why ever would you think that the feet are the first part of the body to go to Heaven?" the nun asked. "Well, last night when I passed my big sister's room, she was lying on her back, legs in the air, with her boyfriend on top of her and she was saying, 'Oh, God, I'm coming, I'm coming! Jesus, I'm coming.'"
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Two white horses fell in a mud puddle:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: --- CPUA 0x5041 Sonork 100.11743 Chicken Little Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
PJ Arends wrote: Two white horses fell in a mud puddle Canadian humour:laugh: :laugh:
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Two white horses fell in a mud puddle:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: --- CPUA 0x5041 Sonork 100.11743 Chicken Little Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
PJ Arends wrote: Two white horses fell in a mud puddle :confused:
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Shog9 wrote: heheh What's the joke about? :confused:
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PJ Arends wrote: Two white horses fell in a mud puddle Canadian humour:laugh: :laugh:
Rama Krishna wrote: Canadian humour I don't get it :-(
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Shog9 wrote: heheh What's the joke about? :confused:
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Nish - Native CPian wrote: What's the joke about? It's about dirt. Martin asked for a dirty joke, so PJ told one about two horses and some dirt. Its... contextually funny. :) --------_**
A common man's understanding of science. Not a normal common man's of course. A very smart common man's.
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-- Nish, on Science Writing
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The 3rd grade class at Catholic school was discussing heaven and whether the physical body goes to Heaven or just the soul. The nun teaching the class wanted the children to think logically so she asked them, "If the body goes to Heaven, which part of it would go first?" Little Susie answered quickly, "The heart does, because that's what you love people with." Little Bobby said, "The brain does, because that's what you use to remember all your loved ones." Little Martin said, "Ooh, I know, Sister! The feet go first!" "Martin, why ever would you think that the feet are the first part of the body to go to Heaven?" the nun asked. "Well, last night when I passed my big sister's room, she was lying on her back, legs in the air, with her boyfriend on top of her and she was saying, 'Oh, God, I'm coming, I'm coming! Jesus, I'm coming.'"
Good one, Ed! Way better than PJ's Canadian joke which I still don't understand! Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Buy it, read it and admire me :-)
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Nish - Native CPian wrote: What's the joke about? It's about dirt. Martin asked for a dirty joke, so PJ told one about two horses and some dirt. Its... contextually funny. :) --------_**
A common man's understanding of science. Not a normal common man's of course. A very smart common man's.
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-- Nish, on Science Writing
Shog9 wrote: It's about dirt. Martin asked for a dirty joke, so PJ told one about two horses and some dirt. Its... contextually funny. Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!! Nish p.s. Why are you not on sonork these days?
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Shog9 wrote: It's about dirt. Martin asked for a dirty joke, so PJ told one about two horses and some dirt. Its... contextually funny. Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!! Nish p.s. Why are you not on sonork these days?
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Buy it, read it and admire me :-)
Nish - Native CPian wrote: Why are you not on sonork these days? I am, occasionally. I tend to be at my PC for shorter periods of time, and i hate popping in and out a lot. --------_**
A common man's understanding of science. Not a normal common man's of course. A very smart common man's.
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-- Nish, on Science Writing
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Nish - Native CPian wrote: Why are you not on sonork these days? I am, occasionally. I tend to be at my PC for shorter periods of time, and i hate popping in and out a lot. --------_**
A common man's understanding of science. Not a normal common man's of course. A very smart common man's.
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-- Nish, on Science Writing
Shog9 wrote: I am, occasionally. I tend to be at my PC for shorter periods of time, and i hate popping in and out a lot. Miss you during those interesting discussions we have in the HungOut :-) Nish
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Shog9 wrote: I am, occasionally. I tend to be at my PC for shorter periods of time, and i hate popping in and out a lot. Miss you during those interesting discussions we have in the HungOut :-) Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Buy it, read it and admire me :-)
Nish - Native CPian wrote: Miss you during those interesting discussions we have in the HungOut Why thank you :) I'll prolly be on later again, once they days start to get shorter or something. --------_**
A common man's understanding of science. Not a normal common man's of course. A very smart common man's.
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-- Nish, on Science Writing
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Colin Davies wrote: I saw Shog a while ago. Man, you sure got lucky! Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Buy it, read it and admire me :-)
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Shog9 wrote: I am, occasionally. I tend to be at my PC for shorter periods of time, and i hate popping in and out a lot. Miss you during those interesting discussions we have in the HungOut :-) Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Buy it, read it and admire me :-)
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Two white horses fell in a mud puddle:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: --- CPUA 0x5041 Sonork 100.11743 Chicken Little Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
PJ Arends wrote: Two white horses fell in a mud puddle To really make it a dirty joke, you have to finish it. This is legit, as I did not make this up. Two white horses fell in the mud, and three came out. Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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