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  • B BadKarma

    I share your feelings, gladdly our boss stopped programming at least on the projects I work on. :rolleyes: But I can see the madness in the eyes of the guy who have the benefit of his help. :omg: Thats one of the reasons that dinosaurs shouldn't be allowed to program in the first place.

    codito ergo sum

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    Pascal Ganaye
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    The thing is, you can be a young crocodile today but you never know when you're becoming a dinosaur.

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    • B Burnsys2

      If Var1= True then M_1: Do some stuff Else DO other Stuff Goto M_1 end if ----------------- If Var1=True then Goto M2 'Some Code. Goto M3 M2: 'Other Code Exit sub M3: 'Code ------------------ Class Order 'Some Definitions and code End Class Module1 Public Sub SaveOrder (order as Order) Code to save the Order End sub End module -------------------------- You have no idea what it's to work with someone like that!!! the worst thing..... He is my boss!!!!!! -- modified at 23:36 Saturday 18th August, 2007

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      martin_hughes
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      I am your boss. YOU'RE FIRED! BE OUT OF THE BUILDING IN 5 MINUTES! :-D

      "It was the day before today.... I remember it like it was yesterday." -Moleman

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      • M martin_hughes

        I am your boss. YOU'RE FIRED! BE OUT OF THE BUILDING IN 5 MINUTES! :-D

        "It was the day before today.... I remember it like it was yesterday." -Moleman

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        StevenWalsh
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        martin_hughes wrote:

        I am your boss. YOU'RE FIRED! BE OUT OF THE BUILDING IN 5 MINUTES

        But first i'm getting my can of soup

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        • M martin_hughes

          I am your boss. YOU'RE FIRED! BE OUT OF THE BUILDING IN 5 MINUTES! :-D

          "It was the day before today.... I remember it like it was yesterday." -Moleman

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          Burnsys2
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          lol, i just hope my boss could visit this site and learn a little!

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          • B Burnsys2

            If Var1= True then M_1: Do some stuff Else DO other Stuff Goto M_1 end if ----------------- If Var1=True then Goto M2 'Some Code. Goto M3 M2: 'Other Code Exit sub M3: 'Code ------------------ Class Order 'Some Definitions and code End Class Module1 Public Sub SaveOrder (order as Order) Code to save the Order End sub End module -------------------------- You have no idea what it's to work with someone like that!!! the worst thing..... He is my boss!!!!!! -- modified at 23:36 Saturday 18th August, 2007

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            Burnsys2
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            I just remember another one!!!!! Public Class Order Public Sub New (CmbClient as Combobox, dtpOrder as DatePicker, etc. etc.) End Sub End Class That's what i call OOP!

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            • B Burnsys2

              If Var1= True then M_1: Do some stuff Else DO other Stuff Goto M_1 end if ----------------- If Var1=True then Goto M2 'Some Code. Goto M3 M2: 'Other Code Exit sub M3: 'Code ------------------ Class Order 'Some Definitions and code End Class Module1 Public Sub SaveOrder (order as Order) Code to save the Order End sub End module -------------------------- You have no idea what it's to work with someone like that!!! the worst thing..... He is my boss!!!!!! -- modified at 23:36 Saturday 18th August, 2007

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              pbraun
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              Have you ever seen FORTRAN 66, BASIC as it was implemented on an Apple IIe? In the light of those languages, this code seems quite reasonable. If you can, try to find out the background of your Boss' and that will help explain why he does what he does.

              Phil

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              • B Burnsys2

                If Var1= True then M_1: Do some stuff Else DO other Stuff Goto M_1 end if ----------------- If Var1=True then Goto M2 'Some Code. Goto M3 M2: 'Other Code Exit sub M3: 'Code ------------------ Class Order 'Some Definitions and code End Class Module1 Public Sub SaveOrder (order as Order) Code to save the Order End sub End module -------------------------- You have no idea what it's to work with someone like that!!! the worst thing..... He is my boss!!!!!! -- modified at 23:36 Saturday 18th August, 2007

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                thany nl
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                Think of it like this: he didn't hire you to fire you because you think his coding is bad. In fact he hired you because you're the better programmer ;)

                -- Thany

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                • M martin_hughes

                  I am your boss. YOU'RE FIRED! BE OUT OF THE BUILDING IN 5 MINUTES! :-D

                  "It was the day before today.... I remember it like it was yesterday." -Moleman

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                  Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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                  martin_hughes wrote:

                  YOU'RE FIRED! BE OUT OF THE BUILDING IN 5 MINUTES!

                  Rephrasing the sentence a bit; If the building is fire, everyone should evacuate it sooner the better. 5 minutes is too long time to survive the flames. :-D

                  Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips

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                  • B Burnsys2

                    If Var1= True then M_1: Do some stuff Else DO other Stuff Goto M_1 end if ----------------- If Var1=True then Goto M2 'Some Code. Goto M3 M2: 'Other Code Exit sub M3: 'Code ------------------ Class Order 'Some Definitions and code End Class Module1 Public Sub SaveOrder (order as Order) Code to save the Order End sub End module -------------------------- You have no idea what it's to work with someone like that!!! the worst thing..... He is my boss!!!!!! -- modified at 23:36 Saturday 18th August, 2007

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                    Paul Conrad
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                    :omg::wtf: This is why some bosses should not be programmers :laugh:

                    "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                    • T thany nl

                      Think of it like this: he didn't hire you to fire you because you think his coding is bad. In fact he hired you because you're the better programmer ;)

                      -- Thany

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                      Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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                      thany.org wrote:

                      In fact he hired you because you're the better programmer

                      True. The recruitment process should weigh the most optimistics ones and how best it can be benefit for the organization's growth besides helping out the candidate's career mutually.

                      Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips

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