Last night must have been good
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I can't remember a sodding thing after I left the house, but for some reason I have two ashtrays, one Heineken glass and one Boddingtons glass on my dressing table... :eek: :wtf: If I've gone and got myself banned from another pub I will be most upset. :(( ____________________ David Wulff Jason Jystad wrote: You sir, are a nut. Jason Jystad also wrote: You, sir, are very nearly the most terrifying individual I have ever had the honour of meeting.
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I can't remember a sodding thing after I left the house, but for some reason I have two ashtrays, one Heineken glass and one Boddingtons glass on my dressing table... :eek: :wtf: If I've gone and got myself banned from another pub I will be most upset. :(( ____________________ David Wulff Jason Jystad wrote: You sir, are a nut. Jason Jystad also wrote: You, sir, are very nearly the most terrifying individual I have ever had the honour of meeting.
Hehe, don't you just hate not knowing what (or who :wtf: ) you did the night before :P
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I can't remember a sodding thing after I left the house, but for some reason I have two ashtrays, one Heineken glass and one Boddingtons glass on my dressing table... :eek: :wtf: If I've gone and got myself banned from another pub I will be most upset. :(( ____________________ David Wulff Jason Jystad wrote: You sir, are a nut. Jason Jystad also wrote: You, sir, are very nearly the most terrifying individual I have ever had the honour of meeting.
David Wulff wrote: I can't remember a sodding thing after I left the house Mission accomplished! Better than a friend of mine who awoke one rainy morning in a hotel room, sharing his bed with a soggy German Shepherd bitch. We presented him with a puppy a few months later at the office, along with a card that read, "Are you my daddy?" Let's Put The Fun Back In Dysfunctional! - My Darts Team T-shirt
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I can't remember a sodding thing after I left the house, but for some reason I have two ashtrays, one Heineken glass and one Boddingtons glass on my dressing table... :eek: :wtf: If I've gone and got myself banned from another pub I will be most upset. :(( ____________________ David Wulff Jason Jystad wrote: You sir, are a nut. Jason Jystad also wrote: You, sir, are very nearly the most terrifying individual I have ever had the honour of meeting.
David Wulff wrote: Boddingtons do they really drink that over there? i thought that was just something the british fobbed off on the colonies. -c
Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war to whip the public into patriotic fervor, for patriotism is a double-edged sword. It emboldens the blood and narrows the mind. When the drums of war have reached a fever pitch, the blood boils and the mind closed, the leader will not need to seize the rights of citizens. Rather, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, they will gladly offer up their rights. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar.
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David Wulff wrote: I can't remember a sodding thing after I left the house Mission accomplished! Better than a friend of mine who awoke one rainy morning in a hotel room, sharing his bed with a soggy German Shepherd bitch. We presented him with a puppy a few months later at the office, along with a card that read, "Are you my daddy?" Let's Put The Fun Back In Dysfunctional! - My Darts Team T-shirt
Roger Wright wrote: We presented him with a puppy a few months later at the office, along with a card that read, "Are you my daddy?" Roger, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! :laugh: Now *that* took some imagination! Roger Wright wrote: Mission accomplished! True. :D ____________________ David Wulff Jason Jystad wrote: You sir, are a nut. Jason Jystad also wrote: You, sir, are very nearly the most terrifying individual I have ever had the honour of meeting.
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David Wulff wrote: Boddingtons do they really drink that over there? i thought that was just something the british fobbed off on the colonies. -c
Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war to whip the public into patriotic fervor, for patriotism is a double-edged sword. It emboldens the blood and narrows the mind. When the drums of war have reached a fever pitch, the blood boils and the mind closed, the leader will not need to seize the rights of citizens. Rather, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, they will gladly offer up their rights. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar.
Well they serve it, yes, but I have never had the urge to try it. F**k knows where the glass came from then! ____________________ David Wulff Jason Jystad wrote: You sir, are a nut. Jason Jystad also wrote: You, sir, are very nearly the most terrifying individual I have ever had the honour of meeting.
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I can't remember a sodding thing after I left the house, but for some reason I have two ashtrays, one Heineken glass and one Boddingtons glass on my dressing table... :eek: :wtf: If I've gone and got myself banned from another pub I will be most upset. :(( ____________________ David Wulff Jason Jystad wrote: You sir, are a nut. Jason Jystad also wrote: You, sir, are very nearly the most terrifying individual I have ever had the honour of meeting.
The only thing I ever wake up with after a night out is a few bruises. There's this tramp who likes to trip me up when I go for a drunken walk over the railway line after coming out of one of the pubs. One day I'm going to give him a good bitchslap. Simon I need your clothes, your boots, and your copy of VS.NET. Sonork ID 100.10024 C++ : The slag of all languages
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I can't remember a sodding thing after I left the house, but for some reason I have two ashtrays, one Heineken glass and one Boddingtons glass on my dressing table... :eek: :wtf: If I've gone and got myself banned from another pub I will be most upset. :(( ____________________ David Wulff Jason Jystad wrote: You sir, are a nut. Jason Jystad also wrote: You, sir, are very nearly the most terrifying individual I have ever had the honour of meeting.
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I can't remember a sodding thing after I left the house, but for some reason I have two ashtrays, one Heineken glass and one Boddingtons glass on my dressing table... :eek: :wtf: If I've gone and got myself banned from another pub I will be most upset. :(( ____________________ David Wulff Jason Jystad wrote: You sir, are a nut. Jason Jystad also wrote: You, sir, are very nearly the most terrifying individual I have ever had the honour of meeting.
This has happenned to me once... A long time ago (1994), when I was 23, I went to a house party. A young girl at the party kept sneaking to the fridge to swig from what looked like a lemonade bottle inside. "What's that?" I asked. "Strong Vodka", she replied. "Pah, is that all young girls today can take? VODKA? ... I'll show you how to drink vodka...". The next morning I awoke half-dressed at home in my flat. I had one contact lens in. There was a pile of my clothes next to the bed. I had no memory of the night before. The clothes by the bed were wet and there was a half-empty glass of water by the bed. "Mmmmm" ... "must have knocked that glass over in the night" I thought. Turns out that I got stupid drunk, abused most people in the room and generally acted like a twat. Embarassing - ringing people up the next day to find out how bad I really was, etc. The evening after, I went to the pub and mentioned the pile of damp clothes. "Go home, get on your hands and knees and sniff the carpet" suggested an ex-army mate. "Why would I do that?" I replied. "Trust me", he said, "I used to be in the army...". Yes gentle readers. Whilst completely drunk out of my skull, I'd got out of bed and pissed on my clothes - and then forgotten all about it. Let that be a warning to you all. ;)
Faith. Believing in something you *know* isn't true.
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Roger Wright wrote: We presented him with a puppy a few months later at the office, along with a card that read, "Are you my daddy?" Roger, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! :laugh: Now *that* took some imagination! Roger Wright wrote: Mission accomplished! True. :D ____________________ David Wulff Jason Jystad wrote: You sir, are a nut. Jason Jystad also wrote: You, sir, are very nearly the most terrifying individual I have ever had the honour of meeting.
David Wulff wrote: *that* took some imagination! Thanks! And I'll never admit to the fact that after the both of us spending the night boozing after a long day of meetings, it was I that suggested that he let the poor, sodden doggy share his hotel room for the night... Ah, I love it when a plan comes together. Reminds me of the trip to Boston, when I changed the Colonel's motel arrangements to something less than suitable to his rank. That place had hourly rates... but that's another story. :-D Let's Put The Fun Back In Dysfunctional! - My Darts Team T-shirt
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David Wulff wrote: I can't remember a sodding thing after I left the house Mission accomplished! Better than a friend of mine who awoke one rainy morning in a hotel room, sharing his bed with a soggy German Shepherd bitch. We presented him with a puppy a few months later at the office, along with a card that read, "Are you my daddy?" Let's Put The Fun Back In Dysfunctional! - My Darts Team T-shirt
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This has happenned to me once... A long time ago (1994), when I was 23, I went to a house party. A young girl at the party kept sneaking to the fridge to swig from what looked like a lemonade bottle inside. "What's that?" I asked. "Strong Vodka", she replied. "Pah, is that all young girls today can take? VODKA? ... I'll show you how to drink vodka...". The next morning I awoke half-dressed at home in my flat. I had one contact lens in. There was a pile of my clothes next to the bed. I had no memory of the night before. The clothes by the bed were wet and there was a half-empty glass of water by the bed. "Mmmmm" ... "must have knocked that glass over in the night" I thought. Turns out that I got stupid drunk, abused most people in the room and generally acted like a twat. Embarassing - ringing people up the next day to find out how bad I really was, etc. The evening after, I went to the pub and mentioned the pile of damp clothes. "Go home, get on your hands and knees and sniff the carpet" suggested an ex-army mate. "Why would I do that?" I replied. "Trust me", he said, "I used to be in the army...". Yes gentle readers. Whilst completely drunk out of my skull, I'd got out of bed and pissed on my clothes - and then forgotten all about it. Let that be a warning to you all. ;)
Faith. Believing in something you *know* isn't true.
LOL. I haven't done that *yet*. :D By the way, anything Neil tells you about his time in my room last night is a dirty lie! ____________________ David Wulff Jason Jystad wrote: You sir, are a nut. Jason Jystad also wrote: You, sir, are very nearly the most terrifying individual I have ever had the honour of meeting.
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This has happenned to me once... A long time ago (1994), when I was 23, I went to a house party. A young girl at the party kept sneaking to the fridge to swig from what looked like a lemonade bottle inside. "What's that?" I asked. "Strong Vodka", she replied. "Pah, is that all young girls today can take? VODKA? ... I'll show you how to drink vodka...". The next morning I awoke half-dressed at home in my flat. I had one contact lens in. There was a pile of my clothes next to the bed. I had no memory of the night before. The clothes by the bed were wet and there was a half-empty glass of water by the bed. "Mmmmm" ... "must have knocked that glass over in the night" I thought. Turns out that I got stupid drunk, abused most people in the room and generally acted like a twat. Embarassing - ringing people up the next day to find out how bad I really was, etc. The evening after, I went to the pub and mentioned the pile of damp clothes. "Go home, get on your hands and knees and sniff the carpet" suggested an ex-army mate. "Why would I do that?" I replied. "Trust me", he said, "I used to be in the army...". Yes gentle readers. Whilst completely drunk out of my skull, I'd got out of bed and pissed on my clothes - and then forgotten all about it. Let that be a warning to you all. ;)
Faith. Believing in something you *know* isn't true.
ROFL! The worst I heard was quite similar to this, someone who'd get pissed and stayed at someone else's place, and gone to the 'toilet' in the night to find out the next morning they'd been in the wardrobe... -- Andrew.
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I can't remember a sodding thing after I left the house, but for some reason I have two ashtrays, one Heineken glass and one Boddingtons glass on my dressing table... :eek: :wtf: If I've gone and got myself banned from another pub I will be most upset. :(( ____________________ David Wulff Jason Jystad wrote: You sir, are a nut. Jason Jystad also wrote: You, sir, are very nearly the most terrifying individual I have ever had the honour of meeting.
David Wulff wrote: I can't remember a sodding thing after I left the house Lucky sod. I wish I could forget even just half of the stuff I have been up to while out on the town... David Wulff wrote: one Boddingtons And whats wrong with Boddingtons? Nice stuff if you ask me :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.