Has anyone else noticed...
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... that I haven't started a thread dedicated entirely to man having sex with goats for over a fortnight? Hmm. I must be getting out of touch with my sexuality. :suss: ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father
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... that I haven't started a thread dedicated entirely to man having sex with goats for over a fortnight? Hmm. I must be getting out of touch with my sexuality. :suss: ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father
David Wulff wrote: I must be getting out of touch with my sexuality Perhaps you've been so much in touch with it the goats have had no reason to fear. Let's Put The Fun Back In Dysfunctional! - My Darts Team T-shirt
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... that I haven't started a thread dedicated entirely to man having sex with goats for over a fortnight? Hmm. I must be getting out of touch with my sexuality. :suss: ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father
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WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. :omg: Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. :omg: It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females [Dolphins], they have timed their orgasm to mine. :omg: Q5) Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated? :omg: The site linked to that article on Yahoo! news about the Dolphin attempting to rape humans! Now I know the real meaning behind Free Willy... :laugh: ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father
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WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. :omg: Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. :omg: It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females [Dolphins], they have timed their orgasm to mine. :omg: Q5) Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated? :omg: The site linked to that article on Yahoo! news about the Dolphin attempting to rape humans! Now I know the real meaning behind Free Willy... :laugh: ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father
Wicked to say the least. :-) I'd say some veternarian, or zooist student had a good laugh making that. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
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... that I haven't started a thread dedicated entirely to man having sex with goats for over a fortnight? Hmm. I must be getting out of touch with my sexuality. :suss: ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father
I was more worried about the fact that you haven't mentioned how sexy Klingons are in about a months or soo... u ok?
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