Computer problems are caused by Demons
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Yeah, Satan keeps puttng bugs n my code, too. And he broke my 'i' key, it only works half the tme.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
Christian Graus wrote:
And he broke my 'i' key, it only works half the tme.
Thats the good thing in english - you can most often write 'me' or 'myself' instead of 'I' :-D
Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
Douglas Adams, "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" -
Demon Possessed wrote:
You are too retarded (literally) to even be able to put together a sensible insult. And you wonder why no one likes you or wants to be around you.
I will use your Orion 70mm refractor to wipe my ass. I will whip wipe my ass right on the eye piece so you will smell it. Refractors are shitty anyways, thats what mommies buy their little boys for christmas. Reflectors are the way to go bitch. -- modified at 23:13 Thursday 1st November, 2007
CataclysmicQuantums wrote:
Orion 70mm refractor
Is that some sort of a huge anal dildo?:rolleyes:
Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
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Yeah, Satan keeps puttng bugs n my code, too. And he broke my 'i' key, it only works half the tme.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
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CataclysmicQuantums wrote:
I will whip my ass right on the eye piece
Thats no way to treat your donkey!
CataclysmicQuantums wrote:
I will wipe my ass right on the eye piece so you will smell it.
And apparently he smells with his eyes! Hey Josh, I've not been able to visit the SB until today for like a couple weeks so I'm a bit lost. Why did Quantums take offense to Kyle's commenting on the demonbuster web page?
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Christian Graus wrote:
And he broke my 'i' key, it only works half the tme.
Thats the good thing in english - you can most often write 'me' or 'myself' instead of 'I' :-D
Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
Douglas Adams, "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" -
CataclysmicQuantums wrote:
I will whip my ass right on the eye piece
Thats no way to treat your donkey!
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CataclysmicQuantums wrote:
I will wipe my ass right on the eye piece so you will smell it.
And apparently he smells with his eyes! Hey Josh, I've not been able to visit the SB until today for like a couple weeks so I'm a bit lost. Why did Quantums take offense to Kyle's commenting on the demonbuster web page?
Lover's quarrel.
"Surely you know what a blue-plate is, man? They shove the whole meal at you under your nose, already dished up on your plate -roast turkey, cranberry sauce, sausages and carrots and French Fried. I can't bear French fried but there's no pick and choose with a blue-plate." "No pick and choose?" "You eat what you're given. That's democracy, man."
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Lover's quarrel.
"Surely you know what a blue-plate is, man? They shove the whole meal at you under your nose, already dished up on your plate -roast turkey, cranberry sauce, sausages and carrots and French Fried. I can't bear French fried but there's no pick and choose with a blue-plate." "No pick and choose?" "You eat what you're given. That's democracy, man."
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Lover's quarrel.
"Surely you know what a blue-plate is, man? They shove the whole meal at you under your nose, already dished up on your plate -roast turkey, cranberry sauce, sausages and carrots and French Fried. I can't bear French fried but there's no pick and choose with a blue-plate." "No pick and choose?" "You eat what you're given. That's democracy, man."
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The notification brought me back here and I read a few more posts (just below), I'm about to blow chunks from that garbage. :laugh:
Joshua is mad at me for hurting his feelings a few days ago, and this thread somehow popped something inside of him I guess. It is so hilarious to be mean to him.
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Joshua is mad at me for hurting his feelings a few days ago, and this thread somehow popped something inside of him I guess. It is so hilarious to be mean to him.
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So he has no connection with that web site? Zeppelin is right, you two make a cute couple... but a couple of what?
Quote: "So he has no connection with that web site?" No, he was just looking at a post of mine to reply to. He was trying to get me back, but it just backfired on him. And against all odds, he managed to make himself look even more retarded. Quote: "you two make a cute couple" Kind of like you and Red Stateler?
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Nope. :-O
"Surely you know what a blue-plate is, man? They shove the whole meal at you under your nose, already dished up on your plate -roast turkey, cranberry sauce, sausages and carrots and French Fried. I can't bear French fried but there's no pick and choose with a blue-plate." "No pick and choose?" "You eat what you're given. That's democracy, man."
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The notification brought me back here and I read a few more posts (just below), I'm about to blow chunks from that garbage. :laugh:
led mike wrote:
I'm about to blow chunks from that garbage.
:laugh: But really, it's like they've been married for 30 years and are going at each other. Like I said: lover's quarrel.
"Surely you know what a blue-plate is, man? They shove the whole meal at you under your nose, already dished up on your plate -roast turkey, cranberry sauce, sausages and carrots and French Fried. I can't bear French fried but there's no pick and choose with a blue-plate." "No pick and choose?" "You eat what you're given. That's democracy, man."
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Quote: "So he has no connection with that web site?" No, he was just looking at a post of mine to reply to. He was trying to get me back, but it just backfired on him. And against all odds, he managed to make himself look even more retarded. Quote: "you two make a cute couple" Kind of like you and Red Stateler?
Demon Possessed wrote:
Kind of like you and Red Stateler?
:laugh::laugh::laugh: If that's what your aiming for the following shows you have light years to go to get there.
Demon Possessed wrote:
Awww, is little Joshua trying to sound all smart now? How pathetic. And yes, I have looked at the sun through a Coronado 40mm hydrogen alpha telescope. I bet the members of the astronomy club you were in were glad you left. I can just imagine you bumbling around getting snot on telescope lenses.
ROTFLMAO
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Nope. :-O
"Surely you know what a blue-plate is, man? They shove the whole meal at you under your nose, already dished up on your plate -roast turkey, cranberry sauce, sausages and carrots and French Fried. I can't bear French fried but there's no pick and choose with a blue-plate." "No pick and choose?" "You eat what you're given. That's democracy, man."
There was a fiasco in the lounge a few days ago where he was threatening to kill me :rolleyes: after I made fun of him for being worthless, rejected and abused as a child. Then predictably, he got banned. So earlier he was just trying to "get me back", but failed.
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Demon Possessed wrote:
Kind of like you and Red Stateler?
:laugh::laugh::laugh: If that's what your aiming for the following shows you have light years to go to get there.
Demon Possessed wrote:
Awww, is little Joshua trying to sound all smart now? How pathetic. And yes, I have looked at the sun through a Coronado 40mm hydrogen alpha telescope. I bet the members of the astronomy club you were in were glad you left. I can just imagine you bumbling around getting snot on telescope lenses.
ROTFLMAO
You're extremely dense if you thought I was trying to sound like you or red debating politics. :doh: That retarded person was trying to insult me, so I returned the favor, albeit with a little more success than he had.
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You're extremely dense if you thought I was trying to sound like you or red debating politics. :doh: That retarded person was trying to insult me, so I returned the favor, albeit with a little more success than he had.
Demon Possessed wrote:
You're extremely dense if you thought I was trying to sound like you or red debating politics.
Demon Possessed wrote:
Kind of like you and Red Stateler?
:laugh::laugh::laugh: Oh and let us not forget this gem:
"Alot of the people on this forum are incredibly stupid, thinking that the internet is real"
Score: 1.0 aka "string cheese" in the Soap Boxled mike