How to find the sql servers on network [modified]

[Vasudevan Deepak Kumar]

This is misleading: Got a Programming Question? Click here!

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[Vasudevan Deepak Kumar]

Malcolm Smart wrote:

put a collar on them with a bell

Bell the cat?

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[Mustafa Ismail Mustafa]

I agree, but you would expect someone with some web page reading skills would recognize that this is linked.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"

[Mustafa Ismail Mustafa]

...or the cow. Or indeed the server as the case may be.

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[Vasudevan Deepak Kumar]

aswini wrote:

sql servers running on network.

Your SQLServers are running. And you are still searching. You have run very fast to catch them.

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[Malcolm Smart]

Didn't it say 'Post Here' before - which was misleading. Click here is now obvious I'd have thought.

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[Vasudevan Deepak Kumar]

Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

but you would expect someone with some web page reading skills would recognize that this is linked.

Even with big colored banners, we encounter real dumb persons dumping sh*t all around. How do you expect a little text without any adoration to help out a color-blind myopic persons? This is where 'Web Page Accessibility Guidelines' comes into play. Isn't it? :-D

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[Vasudevan Deepak Kumar]

/* Just posted this part of another thread on this topic */ Even with big colored banners, we encounter real dumb persons dumping sh*t all around. How do you expect a little text without any adoration to help out a color-blind myopic persons?

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[Mustafa Ismail Mustafa]

Vasudevan Deepak K wrote:

Even with big colored banners, we encounter real dumb persons dumping sh*t all around.

That sounds like the banners that they set up here at the voting centers.

Vasudevan Deepak K wrote:

How do you expect a little text without any adoration to help out a color-blind myopic persons?

Uh.. Super-webpage man comes to the rescue?

Vasudevan Deepak K wrote:

This is where 'Web Page Accessibility Guidelines' comes into play. Isn't it?

That and a dash, just a sprinkling mind you, of common sense. Alas, there's a worldwide shortage!!

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[Pawel Krakowiak]

This is not a programming question' (unchecked by default). Then after you check it and click Post Message a JavaScript dialog pops up and asks 'Are you sure this is not a programming question? [Yes/No]'. This would be annoying for everyone, but it still might work. ;P Although knowing trolls it probably wouldn't.

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[Vasudevan Deepak Kumar]

Pawel Krakowiak wrote:

JavaScript dialog pops up

and preferably a show 'Web Page Modal Dialog', which normally takes age to load? ;)

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[NormDroid]

Using a sql ping method, if you want to offshore this project to my company, we will provide you with an class and documentation to do this. For this module we'll charging £250, (include source and documentation). Drop me an email if you're intested. :)

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[Pete OHanlon]

Find your central servers and then grab the network cables and follow them round the building. If you have to punch your way through walls, then so be it, but be really determined and follow them all the way round. You might have to crawl through some really tight spaces to follow this, but it's worth it. Ultimately you will come to some PCs. What you have to do is take the top off each one and look really hard at the hard drive (it's called the hard drive because you have to look hard and not because it hangs around on street corners looking to pick fights). Take a look and see if you can see the 1s and 0s that correspond to the SQL Server installation. Real programmers can tell what software you have installed just by looking at the 1s and 0s, no matter how fragmented a drive is. If you see the pattern, SQL Server is installed. Sometimes you might have to tunnel outside the building, but if you have to then go ahead. Another method is to stand and shout very loudly, "Here Sql Server. Come on boy.". Remember to pat your knees very loudly to get its attention. All the Sql Server puppies will come bounding towards you. Alternatively, you could always read the bit that says you shouldn't post programming questions in the lounge.

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modified on Wednesday, December 05, 2007 4:35:28 AM

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

That would require the .NET framework 4.2 Gamma and Windows OMG version[^] installed. You may use the following call instead: GetALLSQLserversMama(LOLZ H@x0R){ return RandomInt(); }

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[Mustafa Ismail Mustafa]

:laugh: I had to get up and talk a walk outside the office because I laughed so hard :laugh: I remain your padawan!

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[Zoltan Balazs]

I really hope they don't have wireless lan, because then he must fly around. ;P

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[Jeffrey Walton]

Open SQL Manager.