OMFG
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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to." The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me". The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?" After a few minutes God said, "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?" Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. Anyone who has lived in England for any length of time knows that only sunshine brings happiness.
You always pass failure on the way to success.
modified on Sunday, December 16, 2007 4:36:07 AM
LMFAO that was so funny xD. But like I was saying and shit. They play fucking mind games out the ass. Like this chick I was falling for and all. We had it good and all. I told her I loved her and she said it back and shit. Then yesterday, she told me and stuff. I do love you. I love you as a friend. I only told you that because I wanted to make you stronger and shit. >_< What a bitch :wtf:
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Coming out of the closet...? :rolleyes:
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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Coming out of the closet...? :rolleyes:
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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Well, it's a two edged question. You pick the edge which is relevant. (You or she? ;P)
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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They are so much of a pain in the ass. When they tell you one thing. Then days later its a completely different story. And when you ponder on the problem. And you confort them with the truth. They act like there's no truth and don't wanna defend themselves. Cause they know they are in the wrong.
I'm probaby going to get voted down quite badly for this but never mind. I find that women have "woman logic", they'll think about something in a cirtain way to make themselves right ... even if logically they are wrong. They will belive in thier logic and seem to forget the fact they made up the reasoning after the event. Now obviously this is a generalisation but over the years I have seen it happen a lot, I wish I could think up a good example but I still haven't had my first cuppa of the day yet :P My apologies to all the reasonable women out there and he men can be just as much of a pain in different ways!
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I'm probaby going to get voted down quite badly for this but never mind. I find that women have "woman logic", they'll think about something in a cirtain way to make themselves right ... even if logically they are wrong. They will belive in thier logic and seem to forget the fact they made up the reasoning after the event. Now obviously this is a generalisation but over the years I have seen it happen a lot, I wish I could think up a good example but I still haven't had my first cuppa of the day yet :P My apologies to all the reasonable women out there and he men can be just as much of a pain in different ways!
Like the girlfriend/spouse/partner who criticizes you for looking at her boobs, so you stop, and then she criticizes you for looking at another woman's boobs! Utter madness :)
"On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't. "I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it." -Tina Farrell, a 23 year old thicky from Levenshulme, Manchester.
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LMFAO that was so funny xD. But like I was saying and shit. They play fucking mind games out the ass. Like this chick I was falling for and all. We had it good and all. I told her I loved her and she said it back and shit. Then yesterday, she told me and stuff. I do love you. I love you as a friend. I only told you that because I wanted to make you stronger and shit. >_< What a bitch :wtf:
Kuryn wrote:
Then yesterday, she told me and stuff. I do love you. I love you as a friend. I only told you that because I wanted to make you stronger and shit. >_< What a bitch
Damn right, you should never ever tell a women you love her like the way you did unless you absolutely do love her and you are absolutely sure she loves you back the way you do. Otherwise you may end up making a fool of yourself and damaging the relationship.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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Its important not to take it out on women. Try to reflect back on what effects yours are her actions and behaviors had on the relationship. Compare your experiences with past experience and see if their is something in common, not all women are alike. Take it as a learning experience, not a failure. If you can just calm down and think about things, then you have gained an edge because hopefully you have learned something. Someday you will be able to play "the game" with your women. Think of her mind as a dynamic puzzle that needs to be solved, the more pieces you put together the more you understand and you can become more in control of the relationship.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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LMFAO that was so funny xD. But like I was saying and shit. They play fucking mind games out the ass. Like this chick I was falling for and all. We had it good and all. I told her I loved her and she said it back and shit. Then yesterday, she told me and stuff. I do love you. I love you as a friend. I only told you that because I wanted to make you stronger and shit. >_< What a bitch :wtf:
Translation: I got whatever it was I wanted, and you don't turn me on.
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Kuryn wrote:
I hate women
don't be a hater. I'm a lover not a fighter. (what other cliches can I think of) In seriousness, you probably meant to say "I hate a woman". "Love is a battlefield" and it sounds like you stepped on a land mine. :rolleyes:
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Coming out of the closet...? :rolleyes:
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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I'm probaby going to get voted down quite badly for this but never mind. I find that women have "woman logic", they'll think about something in a cirtain way to make themselves right ... even if logically they are wrong. They will belive in thier logic and seem to forget the fact they made up the reasoning after the event. Now obviously this is a generalisation but over the years I have seen it happen a lot, I wish I could think up a good example but I still haven't had my first cuppa of the day yet :P My apologies to all the reasonable women out there and he men can be just as much of a pain in different ways!
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They are so much of a pain in the ass. When they tell you one thing. Then days later its a completely different story. And when you ponder on the problem. And you confort them with the truth. They act like there's no truth and don't wanna defend themselves. Cause they know they are in the wrong.
Kuryn wrote:
They are so much of a pain in the ass
I'm not sure it's women you're having sex with if this is the problem you're having. Are you sure it's not the Thai Ladyboys that are the cause of your problems?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Kuryn wrote:
They are so much of a pain in the ass
I'm not sure it's women you're having sex with if this is the problem you're having. Are you sure it's not the Thai Ladyboys that are the cause of your problems?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Thai Ladyboys
I cant read that term without being assulted by a mental image I've tried so hard to suppress. Picture an Amsterdam lane way, girls in the windows, one lifts her skirt to reveal something that really really shouldnt be there. Scared me for life
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Thai Ladyboys
I cant read that term without being assulted by a mental image I've tried so hard to suppress. Picture an Amsterdam lane way, girls in the windows, one lifts her skirt to reveal something that really really shouldnt be there. Scared me for life
Josh Gray wrote:
Scared me for life
Scarred or scared. Both appropriate.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Josh Gray wrote:
Scared me for life
Scarred or scared. Both appropriate.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Sounds like you're doing exactly that! Too easy ;P As a rule I hate generalisations.
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Trollslayer wrote:
As a rule I hate generalisations
You always say that.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Scarred or scared. Both appropriate.
Yep, the really scary thing is that her sales pitch must work!
She's got that little bit extra that the other girls can't offer.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Coming out of the closet...? :rolleyes:
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
nah, male gays don't have that strong feelings about women, and usually like them.
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