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  • S soap brain

    ...could you take in a FIGHT?[^] I can take 15. Apparently. Probably not.

    Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    I'm ashamed to report that I got 23. tee-hee: that was very funny. Who thinks these things up?

    bin the spin home

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      Since 15 5 yearolds couldnt actually stand around a person all at the same time throwing punches, this is a ridiculous figure. The limit would always be about 5 or 6 at a time. Also, if a 5 year olds punch had no effect on you there is no limit to the number of 5 year olds you could actually ignore completely and thus not even bother fighting. This is assuming they are 5 year old humans...

      Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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      R Giskard Reventlov
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      Methinks you're taking it a bit too seriously. Having been in a swarm type fight I can tell you that, in reality, you only have to deal with about 2 at a time (the rest end up getting in each others way) unless you hit the deck in which case you are probably fucked. Moral of that tale: stay on your feet and keep them in front of you. It also helps if you can run. Fast. BTW: never hit a man when he is down: kick him, it's a hell of a lot easier.

      bin the spin home

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      • S soap brain

        ...could you take in a FIGHT?[^] I can take 15. Apparently. Probably not.

        Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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        You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight. Yeah !

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        • S soap brain

          ...could you take in a FIGHT?[^] I can take 15. Apparently. Probably not.

          Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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          blackjack2150
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          20 for me. This cracked me up: Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg? :laugh: :laugh:

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          • S soap brain

            Watch this[^]

            Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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            A fat guy runing backwards fell over? Now there's a surprise.

            Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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              I'm ashamed to report that I got 23. tee-hee: that was very funny. Who thinks these things up?

              bin the spin home

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              I am ahead there, 25. Dont kow why, it didnt add pints for weight!

              Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                A fat guy runing backwards fell over? Now there's a surprise.

                Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                soap brain
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                I think it had more to do with the fact that a professional fighter was knocked over by one kid. And before you point out that he wasn't trying to hurt the kid, or really trying at all, I'd like to point out that he certainly wasn't trying to get knocked over either, and seeing as how sumo is all about balance... Just maybe don't underestimate kids.:cool:

                Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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                • S soap brain

                  I think it had more to do with the fact that a professional fighter was knocked over by one kid. And before you point out that he wasn't trying to hurt the kid, or really trying at all, I'd like to point out that he certainly wasn't trying to get knocked over either, and seeing as how sumo is all about balance... Just maybe don't underestimate kids.:cool:

                  Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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                  He was running backwards in a cricle and fell over! Thats it. The fact that one kid was hanging off his leg (previously three had no effect) is totally irrelevent.

                  Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                  don't underestimate kids

                  Do you still feel like one yourself then?

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                    He was running backwards in a cricle and fell over! Thats it. The fact that one kid was hanging off his leg (previously three had no effect) is totally irrelevent.

                    Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                    don't underestimate kids

                    Do you still feel like one yourself then?

                    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                    soap brain
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                    I suppose the kid had nothing at all to do with the reason that he was running backwards in a circle?

                    fat_boy wrote:

                    Do you still feel like one yourself then?

                    Uh, I don't even know what you mean by that. I have nothing to compare what I feel like now with. What is it supposed to feel like?

                    Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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                      I am ahead there, 25. Dont kow why, it didnt add pints for weight!

                      Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                      28! W00t!

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                      • S soap brain

                        I suppose the kid had nothing at all to do with the reason that he was running backwards in a circle?

                        fat_boy wrote:

                        Do you still feel like one yourself then?

                        Uh, I don't even know what you mean by that. I have nothing to compare what I feel like now with. What is it supposed to feel like?

                        Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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                        Why are you pointlessly arguing? He fell over, he wasnt pushed over by the kid. Look, you are a pretty scrawny looking kid yourself, I asked if you still felt like a kid since you stated 'dont underestimate them'.

                        Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                        I have nothing to compare what I feel like now with

                        Past feelings perhaps?

                        Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                        What is it supposed to feel like?

                        Thats a question many of us ask about life...

                        Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                        • S soap brain

                          ...could you take in a FIGHT?[^] I can take 15. Apparently. Probably not.

                          Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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                          26 as per the site...

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                          • S soap brain

                            ...could you take in a FIGHT?[^] I can take 15. Apparently. Probably not.

                            Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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                            marky777
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                            26 as per the site.

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                              Why are you pointlessly arguing? He fell over, he wasnt pushed over by the kid. Look, you are a pretty scrawny looking kid yourself, I asked if you still felt like a kid since you stated 'dont underestimate them'.

                              Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                              I have nothing to compare what I feel like now with

                              Past feelings perhaps?

                              Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                              What is it supposed to feel like?

                              Thats a question many of us ask about life...

                              Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                              fat_boy wrote:

                              Why are you pointlessly arguing? He fell over, he wasnt pushed over by the kid.

                              But it was the kid's fault that he fell over!

                              fat_boy wrote:

                              Look, you are a pretty scrawny looking kid yourself, I asked if you still felt like a kid since you stated 'dont underestimate them'.

                              I AM a pretty scrawny kid. But, I know what you mean now. It confused me for a moment because your interpretation of why I said 'them' was different to my intended one. Anyway, perhaps I do still feel like a kid. That's because I've realised that I don't want to waste it. The Internet has taught me that much at least, that there's plenty of time for being grown-up later, and that there's no need to pretend to be so now. Or maybe it wasn't the Internet at all. Perhaps I concluded that myself....hmm, not sure.

                              Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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                                fat_boy wrote:

                                Why are you pointlessly arguing? He fell over, he wasnt pushed over by the kid.

                                But it was the kid's fault that he fell over!

                                fat_boy wrote:

                                Look, you are a pretty scrawny looking kid yourself, I asked if you still felt like a kid since you stated 'dont underestimate them'.

                                I AM a pretty scrawny kid. But, I know what you mean now. It confused me for a moment because your interpretation of why I said 'them' was different to my intended one. Anyway, perhaps I do still feel like a kid. That's because I've realised that I don't want to waste it. The Internet has taught me that much at least, that there's plenty of time for being grown-up later, and that there's no need to pretend to be so now. Or maybe it wasn't the Internet at all. Perhaps I concluded that myself....hmm, not sure.

                                Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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                                Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                But it was the kid's fault that he fell over!

                                So tripping over while running away from a wasp means the wasp is stong enough to trip you over?

                                Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                I don't want to waste it

                                Yep, plenty of time for being a boring old fart later in life.

                                Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                  Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                  But it was the kid's fault that he fell over!

                                  So tripping over while running away from a wasp means the wasp is stong enough to trip you over?

                                  Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                  I don't want to waste it

                                  Yep, plenty of time for being a boring old fart later in life.

                                  Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                  fat_boy wrote:

                                  So tripping over while running away from a wasp means the wasp is stong enough to trip you over?

                                  No, but it means that it's capable of making you trip over.

                                  fat_boy wrote:

                                  Yep, plenty of time for being a boring old fart later in life.

                                  Oh, I plan on being everything BUT boring. ;)

                                  Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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                                    fat_boy wrote:

                                    So tripping over while running away from a wasp means the wasp is stong enough to trip you over?

                                    No, but it means that it's capable of making you trip over.

                                    fat_boy wrote:

                                    Yep, plenty of time for being a boring old fart later in life.

                                    Oh, I plan on being everything BUT boring. ;)

                                    Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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                                    Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                    No, but it means that it's capable of making you trip over.

                                    Only indirectly through the act of avoiding it by walking backwards. A 5 year old cannot directly puch over a Sumo wrestler either.

                                    Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                    Oh, I plan on being everything BUT boring.

                                    Dont wait to long before putting your plans into action.

                                    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                      Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                      No, but it means that it's capable of making you trip over.

                                      Only indirectly through the act of avoiding it by walking backwards. A 5 year old cannot directly puch over a Sumo wrestler either.

                                      Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                      Oh, I plan on being everything BUT boring.

                                      Dont wait to long before putting your plans into action.

                                      Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                      fat_boy wrote:

                                      Only indirectly through the act of avoiding it by walking backwards. A 5 year old cannot directly puch over a Sumo wrestler either.

                                      However, a group of young kids CAN push over a sumo wrestler, and in fact I've seen it done before, but I couldn't find it on YouTube. Maybe 20-30 kids were unleashed, and they all rushed at him at once, and they got him over rather easily.

                                      fat_boy wrote:

                                      Dont wait to long before putting your plans into action.

                                      Phhh. Right now I'm having an immensely interesting conversation with someone. I can't be expected to pick up the slack of your dull mind.

                                      Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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                                      • S soap brain

                                        ...could you take in a FIGHT?[^] I can take 15. Apparently. Probably not.

                                        Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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                                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                        26 of them! I'm getting old... :(

                                        -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                                        • S soap brain

                                          ...could you take in a FIGHT?[^] I can take 15. Apparently. Probably not.

                                          Forget about the past and the future. Discard your fears, your regrets, your inhibitions, your neuroses, your self-importance. Who cares what they think?! The world is so much bigger than this! Wanna have an adventure? Come on, take my hand and hold on tight - I think I know a shortcut.

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                                          Andy Brummer
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                                          Yeee-haw. :->:^)


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