Now recruiting. Blasphemy
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Who wants to start a brand new religion with me? We can start out as a cult with beautiful and sexy love slaves and then progress to a well established religion. Huge castles called churches will be awarded to the first 500 takers. The messiah position is already taken by me, but there are some apostle and saint jobs available. Of course there will be ceremonial acts involving Native American smoking rituals and Catholic like wine drinking. Seriously though, have any of you ever dreamed of doing something as cool as this? I'm sure that it would take off, I mean look at LDS and Scientology! Most of you are of above intelligence, so we could really do it.
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Who wants to start a brand new religion with me? We can start out as a cult with beautiful and sexy love slaves and then progress to a well established religion. Huge castles called churches will be awarded to the first 500 takers. The messiah position is already taken by me, but there are some apostle and saint jobs available. Of course there will be ceremonial acts involving Native American smoking rituals and Catholic like wine drinking. Seriously though, have any of you ever dreamed of doing something as cool as this? I'm sure that it would take off, I mean look at LDS and Scientology! Most of you are of above intelligence, so we could really do it.
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^Anony*mous^ wrote: Make a better offer, say, 500 virgins If you can recruit them, that's a deal. :cool:
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Who wants to start a brand new religion with me? We can start out as a cult with beautiful and sexy love slaves and then progress to a well established religion. Huge castles called churches will be awarded to the first 500 takers. The messiah position is already taken by me, but there are some apostle and saint jobs available. Of course there will be ceremonial acts involving Native American smoking rituals and Catholic like wine drinking. Seriously though, have any of you ever dreamed of doing something as cool as this? I'm sure that it would take off, I mean look at LDS and Scientology! Most of you are of above intelligence, so we could really do it.
Martin Marvinski wrote: The messiah position is already taken by me, Does that mean I can be God?! ;P
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Who wants to start a brand new religion with me? We can start out as a cult with beautiful and sexy love slaves and then progress to a well established religion. Huge castles called churches will be awarded to the first 500 takers. The messiah position is already taken by me, but there are some apostle and saint jobs available. Of course there will be ceremonial acts involving Native American smoking rituals and Catholic like wine drinking. Seriously though, have any of you ever dreamed of doing something as cool as this? I'm sure that it would take off, I mean look at LDS and Scientology! Most of you are of above intelligence, so we could really do it.
Martin Marvinski wrote: We can start out as a cult with beautiful and sexy love slaves and then progress to a well established religion. What? Give up the love slaves just to be an established religion? Good god man, are you mad? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Brian Delahunty wrote: one of my boys on the inside instead of the outside benjymous wrote: All the male CP inhabitants cross their legs in unison
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Martin Marvinski wrote: We can start out as a cult with beautiful and sexy love slaves and then progress to a well established religion. What? Give up the love slaves just to be an established religion? Good god man, are you mad? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Brian Delahunty wrote: one of my boys on the inside instead of the outside benjymous wrote: All the male CP inhabitants cross their legs in unison
Paul Watson wrote: Good god man, are you mad? Isn't that what everyone thinks? :-D
