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Here it is, your daily dose of rude, sexist humour. Don't blame me, blame the internet. 1. What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity. 2. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. 3. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. 4.What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. 5. Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. 6. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18. 7. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your Mom. 8. What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? Say, "Nice Dick." 9. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. 10. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" 11. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. 12. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. 13. What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. 14. What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row row row your boat." 15. What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."
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Here it is, your daily dose of rude, sexist humour. Don't blame me, blame the internet. 1. What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity. 2. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. 3. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. 4.What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. 5. Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. 6. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18. 7. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your Mom. 8. What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? Say, "Nice Dick." 9. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. 10. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" 11. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. 12. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. 13. What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. 14. What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row row row your boat." 15. What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."
"If at first you don't succeed.....you must be installing Windows..."
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Hey so what if I'm a geek! Byte me!Jonny Newman wrote: 13. What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. :-D So true! Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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Here it is, your daily dose of rude, sexist humour. Don't blame me, blame the internet. 1. What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity. 2. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. 3. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. 4.What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. 5. Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. 6. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18. 7. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your Mom. 8. What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? Say, "Nice Dick." 9. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. 10. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" 11. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. 12. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. 13. What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. 14. What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row row row your boat." 15. What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."
"If at first you don't succeed.....you must be installing Windows..."
Windoze CP - Windows without the cr*p (Now with automatic bug eliminator!)
Hey so what if I'm a geek! Byte me!Jonny Newman wrote: 5. Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. LOL :laugh:
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Here it is, your daily dose of rude, sexist humour. Don't blame me, blame the internet. 1. What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity. 2. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. 3. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. 4.What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. 5. Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. 6. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18. 7. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your Mom. 8. What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? Say, "Nice Dick." 9. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. 10. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" 11. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. 12. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. 13. What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. 14. What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row row row your boat." 15. What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."
"If at first you don't succeed.....you must be installing Windows..."
Windoze CP - Windows without the cr*p (Now with automatic bug eliminator!)
Hey so what if I'm a geek! Byte me!