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  • M Mark Salsbery

    I'm Bart Simpson....who the hell are you?

    Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:

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    Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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    No, *I'm* Bart Simpson! [In my defense, it's the end of friday workday. My whimsy has woken]

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    • H Hakan Bulut

      System Pause code who need to help :) I wrote it with SessionC++ 6.0 We must accept some reality, i think. SystemPause() { char c; cin>>c; }

      modified on Friday, January 25, 2008 11:40:06 AM

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      led mike
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      Make sure all you MVPs mark this garbage as Abuse so Chris will get rid of this Jackhole. At least that's my understanding of how this is supposed to work. :)

      led mike

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      • H Hakan Bulut

        System Pause code who need to help :) I wrote it with SessionC++ 6.0 We must accept some reality, i think. SystemPause() { char c; cin>>c; }

        modified on Friday, January 25, 2008 11:40:06 AM

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        Mr Surprise
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        So bad position... Would you like to drink beer?

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        • M Mr Surprise

          So bad position... Would you like to drink beer?

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          led mike
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          Same with this account from icehole Kyle

          led mike

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            Same with this account from icehole Kyle

            led mike

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            CPallini
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            OK this time you persuaded me. Mr. Surprise deserves it for sure.

            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
            [my articles]

            In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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              OK this time you persuaded me. Mr. Surprise deserves it for sure.

              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
              [my articles]

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              Mr Surprise
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              The Hunger has returned to Mr. Surprise's brain but it never really left.

              modified on Saturday, January 26, 2008 10:37:16 AM

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              • H Hakan Bulut

                There is someone(thief) who sticks to one like a leech.. It is so shameless person. I think of her/him be some madly!..

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                Hakan D wrote:

                There is someone(thief) who sticks to one like a leech.. It is so shameless person. I think of her/him be some madly!..

                I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

                modified on Friday, January 25, 2008 8:13:44 PM

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                • M Mr Surprise

                  So bad position... Would you like to drink beer?

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                  super_ttd
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                  Troll. Out, NOW !


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                  • M Mr Surprise

                    The Hunger has returned to Mr. Surprise's brain but it never really left.

                    modified on Saturday, January 26, 2008 10:37:16 AM

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                    blah blah blah blah blah...


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                    • C Cranky

                      Hakan D wrote:

                      There is someone(thief) who sticks to one like a leech.. It is so shameless person. I think of her/him be some madly!..

                      I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

                      modified on Friday, January 25, 2008 8:13:44 PM

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                      Mr Surprise
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                      Who is this? A thief? These words a thief belong to become!..

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                      • M Mr Surprise

                        Who is this? A thief? These words a thief belong to become!..

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                        Mr Surprise
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                        OH! TO SAY THIS SOLDIER?... WHAT A HORROR GUM? I USED TO SUICIDE TIMELY INSTEAD OF YOU BUT YOU PREFER THIS HORROR CHEWING GUM BY CHEW FOR A WHILE...

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                        • M Mr Surprise

                          OH! TO SAY THIS SOLDIER?... WHAT A HORROR GUM? I USED TO SUICIDE TIMELY INSTEAD OF YOU BUT YOU PREFER THIS HORROR CHEWING GUM BY CHEW FOR A WHILE...

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                          Mr Surprise
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                          THIS IS BE CURIOUS ABOUT HOW MUCH MORE THE OTHERS BELONG TO THINGS ARE BEING CLAIM TO LIVE YOU THINK?

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                          • M Mr Surprise

                            THIS IS BE CURIOUS ABOUT HOW MUCH MORE THE OTHERS BELONG TO THINGS ARE BEING CLAIM TO LIVE YOU THINK?

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                            CPallini
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                            :mad:

                            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                            [my articles]

                            In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                              Be patient, I think questions are covered by lesson two of his English recovering course. :)

                              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                              [my articles]

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                              Be closed condition even you hardly pal, timely become to chance more by force.

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                              • M Mr Surprise

                                THIS IS BE CURIOUS ABOUT HOW MUCH MORE THE OTHERS BELONG TO THINGS ARE BEING CLAIM TO LIVE YOU THINK?

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                                jeron1
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                                What in Gods name are talking about? There's enough crap in the world, no need to add more.

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                                • M Mr Surprise

                                  Be closed condition even you hardly pal, timely become to chance more by force.

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                                  Mr. Surprise wrote:

                                  Be closed condition even you hardly pal, timely become to chance more by force.

                                  Please elaborate. :)

                                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                  [my articles]

                                  In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                  • CPalliniC CPallini

                                    Mr. Surprise wrote:

                                    Be closed condition even you hardly pal, timely become to chance more by force.

                                    Please elaborate. :)

                                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                    [my articles]

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                                    jhwurmbach
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                                    CPallini wrote:

                                    Please elaborate.

                                    You need to backtranslate to Mandarin in a word-by-word fashion, then you will get the meaning. :)

                                    Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
                                    Douglas Adams, "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency"

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                                      CPallini wrote:

                                      Please elaborate.

                                      You need to backtranslate to Mandarin in a word-by-word fashion, then you will get the meaning. :)

                                      Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
                                      Douglas Adams, "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency"

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                                      CPallini
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                                      jhwurmbach wrote:

                                      You need to backtranslate to Mandarin in a word-by-word fashion, then you will get the meaning.

                                      On the way of your sign? :-D

                                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                      [my articles]

                                      In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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