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  • R Roger Allen

    Christian Graus wrote: the thing pulls back when you get a woody anyhow So what happens when you get a Buzz Lightyear? Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 If I had a quote, it would be a very good one.

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    I'm forever telling my wife that I'll give her a buzz if she gives me a woody.... Christian I am completely intolerant of stupidity. Stupidity is, of course, anything that doesn't conform to my way of thinking. - Jamie Hale - 29/05/2002

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      It could be worse. You could've been born in an African tribe where males are circumcised around the age of sixteen. (link)

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      MS le Roux wrote: It could be worse. You could've been born in an African tribe where males are circumcised around the age of sixteen God that is too terrible what they do (of course the female variety is too horrendous for words.) You see they are looking at very strictly controlling it because of those 6 boys that died the other week. Seems as though some "doctors" have been using "cultural tradition" as an excuse to kill young boys. X| regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Michael P Butler wrote: Some people fantasise about "real people", others about celebs

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        Shog9 wrote: So this custom is no longer followed outside of America? I didn't know... thought it was, like a vital part of the religion... something new every day... It's more that this barbarity is no longer done most of the time in educated countries. It is still done for religious reasons here, but other than that, it's a fight, and rightly so. They did not even ask us, they assumed we did not want it done to our son, and they were right. No-one is taking a knife to my little boy's joy department. Christian I am completely intolerant of stupidity. Stupidity is, of course, anything that doesn't conform to my way of thinking. - Jamie Hale - 29/05/2002

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        Christian Graus wrote: No-one is taking a knife to my little boy's joy department. You'd better hope he never dates one of those physco chicks! :omg:


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          Christian Graus wrote: No-one is taking a knife to my little boy's joy department. You'd better hope he never dates one of those physco chicks! :omg:


          David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

          "Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright

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          No, SHE better not make the mistake of dating my son.... Christian I am completely intolerant of stupidity. Stupidity is, of course, anything that doesn't conform to my way of thinking. - Jamie Hale - 29/05/2002

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          • M Martin Marvinski

            [Warning]////////CONTENT\\\\\\\\[Warning] Be advised this is for strong people only You know what gets to me? The realization that I will never know what it is like to have sex as it was intended. Because my parents were Jewish, and I was born in America I was circumcised. All those millions of nerve cells in the foreskin are lost. To think that most American women have never had sex with an intact male also. This is one of the disappointing aspects of being an American. From what I read online women are 2x as more likely to have the "big O" with an uncut guy.

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            Michael P Butler
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            Martin Marvinski wrote: From what I read online women are 2x as more likely to have the "big O" with an uncut guy. I'm afraid all the evidence for this is circumstantial. Forgive me Michael :-) Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority. - The Doctor

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              [Warning]////////CONTENT\\\\\\\\[Warning] Be advised this is for strong people only You know what gets to me? The realization that I will never know what it is like to have sex as it was intended. Because my parents were Jewish, and I was born in America I was circumcised. All those millions of nerve cells in the foreskin are lost. To think that most American women have never had sex with an intact male also. This is one of the disappointing aspects of being an American. From what I read online women are 2x as more likely to have the "big O" with an uncut guy.

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              Martin Marvinski wrote: From what I read online women are 2x as more likely to have the "big O" with an uncut guy. Cough cough ... :-O :-O :-O .... I think I can speak with experience here, being a girl and stuff, and having had a couple of boyfriends of different types ... :-O :-O ... cough , that statement is a complete load of b*ll*cks! And I'm not being funny - its just rubbish! People just say that kind of thing to make you feel bad. To make you feel inadequate. I feel I've said enough already coz I'm far too shy for this type of thing. But I couldn't let you believe that kind of nonsense. Ali

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                Martin Marvinski wrote: From what I read online women are 2x as more likely to have the "big O" with an uncut guy. Cough cough ... :-O :-O :-O .... I think I can speak with experience here, being a girl and stuff, and having had a couple of boyfriends of different types ... :-O :-O ... cough , that statement is a complete load of b*ll*cks! And I'm not being funny - its just rubbish! People just say that kind of thing to make you feel bad. To make you feel inadequate. I feel I've said enough already coz I'm far too shy for this type of thing. But I couldn't let you believe that kind of nonsense. Ali

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                Shog9 0
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                Thanks for the information :) Alison Pentland wrote: I feel I've said enough already coz I'm far too shy for this type of thing. Keep in mind the single biggest advantage of this whole 'Net thing... Martin is an ocean and a continent away, and probably has moral objections to ever entering the UK in any case. Say whatever you feel like... ;)

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                Aaah... It's time to relax. You know what that means: a glass of beer, your favorite ergo chair... And of course, The Code Project loaded on your Personal Computer System. So go on, and indulge yourself, put your feet up. Lean back and just enjoy the articles. After all, CP sooths even the savage :bob:

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                • M Michael P Butler

                  Martin Marvinski wrote: From what I read online women are 2x as more likely to have the "big O" with an uncut guy. I'm afraid all the evidence for this is circumstantial. Forgive me Michael :-) Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority. - The Doctor

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                  Michael P Butler wrote: I'm afraid all the evidence for this is circumstantial. Easy for you to say because after all your bio says you reside in the UK and they don't circumcise boys there. This is like telling a blind person to look around when you have good vision, you don't care because it wasn't done to you.

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                    Martin Marvinski wrote: From what I read online women are 2x as more likely to have the "big O" with an uncut guy. Cough cough ... :-O :-O :-O .... I think I can speak with experience here, being a girl and stuff, and having had a couple of boyfriends of different types ... :-O :-O ... cough , that statement is a complete load of b*ll*cks! And I'm not being funny - its just rubbish! People just say that kind of thing to make you feel bad. To make you feel inadequate. I feel I've said enough already coz I'm far too shy for this type of thing. But I couldn't let you believe that kind of nonsense. Ali

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                    Martin Marvinski
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                    Alison Pentland wrote: But I couldn't let you believe that kind of nonsense. Actually I do. I'm sure victims of female circumcision could give their men the "big O" too, but that doesn't diminish the horror of what was done to them.

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                      Michael P Butler wrote: I'm afraid all the evidence for this is circumstantial. Easy for you to say because after all your bio says you reside in the UK and they don't circumcise boys there. This is like telling a blind person to look around when you have good vision, you don't care because it wasn't done to you.

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                      No skin off my nose. ;-) Michael :-) Look, try and use your intelligence, man, even if you are a politician. - The Doctor

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                        Martin Marvinski wrote: From what I read online women are 2x as more likely to have the "big O" with an uncut guy. I'm afraid all the evidence for this is circumstantial. Forgive me Michael :-) Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority. - The Doctor

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                        ROTFLMAO!


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                          No skin off my nose. ;-) Michael :-) Look, try and use your intelligence, man, even if you are a politician. - The Doctor

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                          David Wulff
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                          ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO! This is too damned funny! :-D


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                            ROTFLMAO!


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                            Glad somebody got the joke ;-) Michael :-) Look, try and use your intelligence, man, even if you are a politician. - The Doctor

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                              [Warning]////////CONTENT\\\\\\\\[Warning] Be advised this is for strong people only You know what gets to me? The realization that I will never know what it is like to have sex as it was intended. Because my parents were Jewish, and I was born in America I was circumcised. All those millions of nerve cells in the foreskin are lost. To think that most American women have never had sex with an intact male also. This is one of the disappointing aspects of being an American. From what I read online women are 2x as more likely to have the "big O" with an uncut guy.

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                              I'm circumcised and let's just say I don't receive complaints. You'll do much better if you "fit" inside her properly - period. So, at least in that respect size does matter. You can be too big and you can be too small. If your penis can easily get in touch with her g-spot, you're in business. Which, by the way, I've seemed to have better luck with the chick laying on her side when it comes to nailing it. And, this should go without saying, but strong abs help too! Jeremy Falcon Imputek

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                                [Warning]////////CONTENT\\\\\\\\[Warning] Be advised this is for strong people only You know what gets to me? The realization that I will never know what it is like to have sex as it was intended. Because my parents were Jewish, and I was born in America I was circumcised. All those millions of nerve cells in the foreskin are lost. To think that most American women have never had sex with an intact male also. This is one of the disappointing aspects of being an American. From what I read online women are 2x as more likely to have the "big O" with an uncut guy.

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                                maybe its because so many are American ? ;P Sorry, but that was too much to resist. OK, I didn't try :-O What is this 'health' issue anyway ? Elaine :rose: Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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                                  [Warning]////////CONTENT\\\\\\\\[Warning] Be advised this is for strong people only You know what gets to me? The realization that I will never know what it is like to have sex as it was intended. Because my parents were Jewish, and I was born in America I was circumcised. All those millions of nerve cells in the foreskin are lost. To think that most American women have never had sex with an intact male also. This is one of the disappointing aspects of being an American. From what I read online women are 2x as more likely to have the "big O" with an uncut guy.

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                                  That is awful, and you have my sincere sympathy. I never did understand the American thing about circumcision - exceptional cases aside, there's just no good medical reason for it is there? IMHO guys have little enough sensitivity anyway. Throwing away more of it is just plain stupid. Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd

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                                    Shog9 wrote: So this custom is no longer followed outside of America? I didn't know... thought it was, like a vital part of the religion... something new every day... It's more that this barbarity is no longer done most of the time in educated countries. It is still done for religious reasons here, but other than that, it's a fight, and rightly so. They did not even ask us, they assumed we did not want it done to our son, and they were right. No-one is taking a knife to my little boy's joy department. Christian I am completely intolerant of stupidity. Stupidity is, of course, anything that doesn't conform to my way of thinking. - Jamie Hale - 29/05/2002

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                                    Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                    It's exactly the same in the UK, and quite rightly so. As you said, it's barbaric. Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd

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                                    • M Martin Marvinski

                                      Christian Graus wrote: What makes you think I'm scared of controversy ? Aren't Christians supposed to stay away from sinners like me. ;P

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                                      Nope. We're all as bad as each other. ;P Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd

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                                        [Warning]////////CONTENT\\\\\\\\[Warning] Be advised this is for strong people only You know what gets to me? The realization that I will never know what it is like to have sex as it was intended. Because my parents were Jewish, and I was born in America I was circumcised. All those millions of nerve cells in the foreskin are lost. To think that most American women have never had sex with an intact male also. This is one of the disappointing aspects of being an American. From what I read online women are 2x as more likely to have the "big O" with an uncut guy.

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                                        ColinDavies
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                                        Martin, do you realise you can get foreskin replacement surgery done ? Regardz Colin J Davies

                                        Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                                        More about me :-)

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                                          [Warning]////////CONTENT\\\\\\\\[Warning] Be advised this is for strong people only You know what gets to me? The realization that I will never know what it is like to have sex as it was intended. Because my parents were Jewish, and I was born in America I was circumcised. All those millions of nerve cells in the foreskin are lost. To think that most American women have never had sex with an intact male also. This is one of the disappointing aspects of being an American. From what I read online women are 2x as more likely to have the "big O" with an uncut guy.

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                                          Normally I don't particiapte in these types of discussions. But it looks like you are very sad so here is something for you. This may solve your problems. Clickety

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