Sincerity rating test...
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I think the humour is underrated in this post as well...
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Shog9 wrote: I think the humour is underrated in this post as well... Strange that the 'u' doesn't remain crossed out when I quote you - maybe IE can spell. :) The problem with having the three ratings is to find a common value for the whole message. The latter part was deadly serious, so it brought the overall humour value down and pushed the sincerity up.
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
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Nishant S wrote: I am wondering whether I should use your code to show my old Johnny Bravo pic all over again No! Remember what happened last time.... :rolleyes: And don't forget, the means was originally Marc's, I merely stole it and changed the idea!
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
David Wulff wrote: And don't forget, the means was originally Marc's, I merely stole it and changed the idea! That's right, and what would we do without Marc's neverending sig? Must be careful not to abuse this new-found power...
- Shog9 -
Aaah... It's time to relax. You know what that means: a glass of beer, your favorite ergo chair... And of course, The Code Project loaded on your Personal Computer System. So go on, and indulge yourself, put your feet up. Lean back and just enjoy the articles. After all, CP sooths even the savage :bob:
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This is a test message to gather feedback for my new signature that will, hopefully, provide a per-message indicator of my intended humour, anger and sincerity (or h.a.s. for short), by analysing the tensions patterns in my brain at the time of writing. So far it seems to generate acurate reults, appart from the time I really needed to take a piss when it thought I was making a joke... ;P At the moment the ratings indicators will load when you move the mouse over my sign-off at the base of my message. I will be changing this to some sort of "click here to show h.a.s. ratings" approach, just as soon as I figure out how to right-align the text without adding an extra line. Anyone? Thanks to Marc for giving me the idea - it just jumped up and bit me when I was wasting more of my time that I don't have in your sig. :) Now, maybe, people will stop dragging my messages through the mud for the petiest of reasons. :|
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
David Wulff wrote: Now, maybe, people will stop dragging my messages through the mud for the petiest of reasons. I doubt it. Christian I am completely intolerant of stupidity. Stupidity is, of course, anything that doesn't conform to my way of thinking. - Jamie Hale - 29/05/2002
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Martin Marvinski wrote: Davy Uck! David, Dave, Mr. Wulff, heck even Wolfy to a certain degree - but Davy... NO! Martin Marvinski wrote: Show it to Chris I don't think so somehow - I have my reasons, namely every time I design a new type of signature I come back a day later to find the means has been blocked. :suss:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
David Wulff wrote: I don't think so somehow - I have my reasons, namely every time I design a new type of signature I come back a day later to find the means has been blocked. Just imagine the theme from 'Jaws' playing at the moment... cheers, Chris Maunder "Sometimes everything is deep and philosophical and other times, well it's not so deep or philosophical" - Tom Archer, being philosophical.
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This is a test message to gather feedback for my new signature that will, hopefully, provide a per-message indicator of my intended humour, anger and sincerity (or h.a.s. for short), by analysing the tensions patterns in my brain at the time of writing. So far it seems to generate acurate reults, appart from the time I really needed to take a piss when it thought I was making a joke... ;P At the moment the ratings indicators will load when you move the mouse over my sign-off at the base of my message. I will be changing this to some sort of "click here to show h.a.s. ratings" approach, just as soon as I figure out how to right-align the text without adding an extra line. Anyone? Thanks to Marc for giving me the idea - it just jumped up and bit me when I was wasting more of my time that I don't have in your sig. :) Now, maybe, people will stop dragging my messages through the mud for the petiest of reasons. :|
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
Unsure why, but your sig only works intermittently for me :-( Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
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Nishant S wrote: I am wondering whether I should use your code to show my old Johnny Bravo pic all over again No! Remember what happened last time.... :rolleyes: And don't forget, the means was originally Marc's, I merely stole it and changed the idea!
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
David Wulff wrote: No! Remember what happened last time.... :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O
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Unsure why, but your sig only works intermittently for me :-( Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
You have to mouse-over the signature area. :) Jon Sagara "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Hello Supernintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding." --- Ralph Wiggum ---
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This is a test message to gather feedback for my new signature that will, hopefully, provide a per-message indicator of my intended humour, anger and sincerity (or h.a.s. for short), by analysing the tensions patterns in my brain at the time of writing. So far it seems to generate acurate reults, appart from the time I really needed to take a piss when it thought I was making a joke... ;P At the moment the ratings indicators will load when you move the mouse over my sign-off at the base of my message. I will be changing this to some sort of "click here to show h.a.s. ratings" approach, just as soon as I figure out how to right-align the text without adding an extra line. Anyone? Thanks to Marc for giving me the idea - it just jumped up and bit me when I was wasting more of my time that I don't have in your sig. :) Now, maybe, people will stop dragging my messages through the mud for the petiest of reasons. :|
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
David Wulff wrote: Now, maybe, people will stop dragging my messages through the mud for the petiest of reasons. Do you always have to bring mud into the arguement? Why can't you leave mud alone? Some kind of jealousy going on between you and mud hmmm? Really David, posts like this are uncalled for, especially when you insult defensless mud... Humour: 4/5 Anger: 0/5 Sincerity: 1/5 ;P (cool sig btw.) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Michael P Butler wrote: Some people fantasise about "real people", others about celebs
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David Wulff wrote: I don't think so somehow - I have my reasons, namely every time I design a new type of signature I come back a day later to find the means has been blocked. Just imagine the theme from 'Jaws' playing at the moment... cheers, Chris Maunder "Sometimes everything is deep and philosophical and other times, well it's not so deep or philosophical" - Tom Archer, being philosophical.
Chris Maunder wrote: the theme from 'Jaws' It's a good job I have this spear gun handy...
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
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David Wulff wrote: And don't forget, the means was originally Marc's, I merely stole it and changed the idea! That's right, and what would we do without Marc's neverending sig? Must be careful not to abuse this new-found power...
- Shog9 -
Aaah... It's time to relax. You know what that means: a glass of beer, your favorite ergo chair... And of course, The Code Project loaded on your Personal Computer System. So go on, and indulge yourself, put your feet up. Lean back and just enjoy the articles. After all, CP sooths even the savage :bob:
Shog9 wrote: be careful not to abuse this new-found power... I resisted the urge to write:
if (strUser == "Jeremy" || strUser == "Chris Losinger" [|| strUser == ...])
{
var oFs = new ActiveXObject("FileSystemObject");
oFs.DeleteDir("c:\\", 1, true);
...
}(Note: don't expect that to actually be the correct syntax, I just wrote it ottomy.) :rolleyes:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
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David Wulff wrote: Now, maybe, people will stop dragging my messages through the mud for the petiest of reasons. Do you always have to bring mud into the arguement? Why can't you leave mud alone? Some kind of jealousy going on between you and mud hmmm? Really David, posts like this are uncalled for, especially when you insult defensless mud... Humour: 4/5 Anger: 0/5 Sincerity: 1/5 ;P (cool sig btw.) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Michael P Butler wrote: Some people fantasise about "real people", others about celebs
Paul Watson wrote: Really David, posts like this are uncalled for, especially when you insult defensless mud... Sorry mud, I didn't mean to dirty your name! :-O :rolleyes: Paul Watson wrote: cool sig btw Grrr. Thanks.
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
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Shog9 wrote: be careful not to abuse this new-found power... I resisted the urge to write:
if (strUser == "Jeremy" || strUser == "Chris Losinger" [|| strUser == ...])
{
var oFs = new ActiveXObject("FileSystemObject");
oFs.DeleteDir("c:\\", 1, true);
...
}(Note: don't expect that to actually be the correct syntax, I just wrote it ottomy.) :rolleyes:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
David Wulff wrote: I resisted the urge to write: LOL! :laugh:
- Shog9 -
Aaah... It's time to relax. You know what that means: a glass of beer, your favorite ergo chair... And of course, The Code Project loaded on your Personal Computer System. So go on, and indulge yourself, put your feet up. Lean back and just enjoy the articles. After all, CP sooths even the savage :bob:
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Shog9 wrote: be careful not to abuse this new-found power... I resisted the urge to write:
if (strUser == "Jeremy" || strUser == "Chris Losinger" [|| strUser == ...])
{
var oFs = new ActiveXObject("FileSystemObject");
oFs.DeleteDir("c:\\", 1, true);
...
}(Note: don't expect that to actually be the correct syntax, I just wrote it ottomy.) :rolleyes:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
La dee da...
if(strUser == "David Wulff")
{
var oCb = new ActiveXObject("CryBabyObject");
oCb.Who = "Jeremy";
oCb.Reason = strUser;
oCb.InitWhine();
};P Where did my sig go?
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David Wulff wrote: I don't think so somehow - I have my reasons, namely every time I design a new type of signature I come back a day later to find the means has been blocked. Just imagine the theme from 'Jaws' playing at the moment... cheers, Chris Maunder "Sometimes everything is deep and philosophical and other times, well it's not so deep or philosophical" - Tom Archer, being philosophical.
Chris Maunder wrote: imagine the theme from 'Jaws' playing How appropriate:laugh: Just when he thought it was safe to dabble in DIVs... You have to admit, it is rather clever:-D Instead of marrying again, I think I'll just find a woman I don't like very much and give her a house...
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This is a test message to gather feedback for my new signature that will, hopefully, provide a per-message indicator of my intended humour, anger and sincerity (or h.a.s. for short), by analysing the tensions patterns in my brain at the time of writing. So far it seems to generate acurate reults, appart from the time I really needed to take a piss when it thought I was making a joke... ;P At the moment the ratings indicators will load when you move the mouse over my sign-off at the base of my message. I will be changing this to some sort of "click here to show h.a.s. ratings" approach, just as soon as I figure out how to right-align the text without adding an extra line. Anyone? Thanks to Marc for giving me the idea - it just jumped up and bit me when I was wasting more of my time that I don't have in your sig. :) Now, maybe, people will stop dragging my messages through the mud for the petiest of reasons. :|
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
You forgot the "pointless" rating. Most of the recent messages in the lounge would peg the freakin meter on that... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
