Salvia is nothing but a cruel joke. [modified]
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Don't smoke the shit. It was put on this earth as a cruel joke for humans to get tricked into smoking. My last experience I was on the end of a giant fork, not standing or sitting, it was stabbed into me. Then I had some tactile hallucinations of being ripped or being part of velcrow. Then I felt as if I had been cut with a damn knife, not just a little cut, but cut clear in half and then in pieces. It was all about food and dinner. I was just a piece of food, so helpless, wanting to get back to reality, but the I couldn't get off the fork. I had the impression someone tricked me into smoking this joke herb. It was just FUCKING AWFUL!
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
modified on Thursday, April 10, 2008 3:08 PM
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Shouldn't you be at work at your new job? Did you get your ass fired already?
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
Today was my day off, but I just got a call from them asking me to come in today. So I will be working on my day off today.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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You were tricked. The Devil lied to you and said all trips are good, psychedelics are harmless fun. You, sadly, have just given sites like Erowid the reason you so lauded for not having forums. What don't you understand about, at very least, not doing this alone. I am not one to quickly join in wishing for your drug based demise, but you are certainly a step closer to making those that do happy. While you were on that fork, you could very, very easily have fallen into, onto, or through something. How bitterly ironic if you had ran, panic stricken and unconscious, yes, unconscious, into a sharp object somewhere. Don't say it can't happen, you don't live in a padded cell yet, and salvia can hurt you physically.
Pits fall into Chuck Norris.
I remember my laptop falling on the floor, and I was thinking that it didn't matter because I was being cut to pieces anyways. I seriously thought I had got myself into serious trouble. I finally seen the real world, but I couldn't hang onto it. I knew I was on salvia when I got a glimps of the real world again, but I seriously thought I had hurt myself and perhaps was dying. I expected to come back bloody. I have noticed one thing that all salvia trips have in common. Its the space I am in, that place that kind of looks like the area you are in, but its something entirely different and it feels like you are trapped there. Salvia creates some very wild and extremely strange hallucinations of all types.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
modified on Thursday, April 10, 2008 3:42 PM
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Don't smoke the shit. It was put on this earth as a cruel joke for humans to get tricked into smoking. My last experience I was on the end of a giant fork, not standing or sitting, it was stabbed into me. Then I had some tactile hallucinations of being ripped or being part of velcrow. Then I felt as if I had been cut with a damn knife, not just a little cut, but cut clear in half and then in pieces. It was all about food and dinner. I was just a piece of food, so helpless, wanting to get back to reality, but the I couldn't get off the fork. I had the impression someone tricked me into smoking this joke herb. It was just FUCKING AWFUL!
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
modified on Thursday, April 10, 2008 3:08 PM
Your life is nothing but a cruel joke. And the joke is on you.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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Today was my day off, but I just got a call from them asking me to come in today. So I will be working on my day off today.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
from them asking me to come in today
Stay away from the cutlery, even used it can be damn sharp.
MrPlankton
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Don't smoke the shit. It was put on this earth as a cruel joke for humans to get tricked into smoking. My last experience I was on the end of a giant fork, not standing or sitting, it was stabbed into me. Then I had some tactile hallucinations of being ripped or being part of velcrow. Then I felt as if I had been cut with a damn knife, not just a little cut, but cut clear in half and then in pieces. It was all about food and dinner. I was just a piece of food, so helpless, wanting to get back to reality, but the I couldn't get off the fork. I had the impression someone tricked me into smoking this joke herb. It was just FUCKING AWFUL!
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
modified on Thursday, April 10, 2008 3:08 PM
OH, OH... I think I took too much methadrine today! That crank makes me feel like my skeleton's trying to tear its way out of my body! I've been chewing and gnawing incessantly at my own teeth! I spit out the cracked bloody pieces onto the sidewalk. I'm hearing sirens and bells, my nerves are on fire! I can't sleep or eat. All I can speak is unintelligible babble, (that rymes!) ... my brain is broken glass. I am an "OUCH CUBE" and the worst thing is, I know "THEY" are getting closer! --- R.S. Connett
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You were tricked. The Devil lied to you and said all trips are good, psychedelics are harmless fun. You, sadly, have just given sites like Erowid the reason you so lauded for not having forums. What don't you understand about, at very least, not doing this alone. I am not one to quickly join in wishing for your drug based demise, but you are certainly a step closer to making those that do happy. While you were on that fork, you could very, very easily have fallen into, onto, or through something. How bitterly ironic if you had ran, panic stricken and unconscious, yes, unconscious, into a sharp object somewhere. Don't say it can't happen, you don't live in a padded cell yet, and salvia can hurt you physically.
Pits fall into Chuck Norris.
Brady Kelly wrote:
I am not one to quickly join in wishing for your drug based demise, but you are certainly a step closer to making those that do happy
Sometimes you say really wonderful things. :laugh:
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Don't smoke the shit. It was put on this earth as a cruel joke for humans to get tricked into smoking. My last experience I was on the end of a giant fork, not standing or sitting, it was stabbed into me. Then I had some tactile hallucinations of being ripped or being part of velcrow. Then I felt as if I had been cut with a damn knife, not just a little cut, but cut clear in half and then in pieces. It was all about food and dinner. I was just a piece of food, so helpless, wanting to get back to reality, but the I couldn't get off the fork. I had the impression someone tricked me into smoking this joke herb. It was just FUCKING AWFUL!
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
modified on Thursday, April 10, 2008 3:08 PM
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
My last experience I was on the end of a giant fork, not standing or sitting, it was stabbed into me
I think some people here have had that fantasy about you, too.... What have we learned about drugs ?????
Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
from them asking me to come in today
Stay away from the cutlery, even used it can be damn sharp.
MrPlankton
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I remember my laptop falling on the floor, and I was thinking that it didn't matter because I was being cut to pieces anyways. I seriously thought I had got myself into serious trouble. I finally seen the real world, but I couldn't hang onto it. I knew I was on salvia when I got a glimps of the real world again, but I seriously thought I had hurt myself and perhaps was dying. I expected to come back bloody. I have noticed one thing that all salvia trips have in common. Its the space I am in, that place that kind of looks like the area you are in, but its something entirely different and it feels like you are trapped there. Salvia creates some very wild and extremely strange hallucinations of all types.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
modified on Thursday, April 10, 2008 3:42 PM
This reminds me of the Silent Hill games. Creepy stuff.
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Don't smoke the shit. It was put on this earth as a cruel joke for humans to get tricked into smoking. My last experience I was on the end of a giant fork, not standing or sitting, it was stabbed into me. Then I had some tactile hallucinations of being ripped or being part of velcrow. Then I felt as if I had been cut with a damn knife, not just a little cut, but cut clear in half and then in pieces. It was all about food and dinner. I was just a piece of food, so helpless, wanting to get back to reality, but the I couldn't get off the fork. I had the impression someone tricked me into smoking this joke herb. It was just FUCKING AWFUL!
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
modified on Thursday, April 10, 2008 3:08 PM
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Thats almost exactly was salvia is like.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Don't smoke the shit. It was put on this earth as a cruel joke for humans to get tricked into smoking. My last experience I was on the end of a giant fork, not standing or sitting, it was stabbed into me. Then I had some tactile hallucinations of being ripped or being part of velcrow. Then I felt as if I had been cut with a damn knife, not just a little cut, but cut clear in half and then in pieces. It was all about food and dinner. I was just a piece of food, so helpless, wanting to get back to reality, but the I couldn't get off the fork. I had the impression someone tricked me into smoking this joke herb. It was just FUCKING AWFUL!
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
modified on Thursday, April 10, 2008 3:08 PM
You're going to keep using it, though, aren't you.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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You're going to keep using it, though, aren't you.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Yeah, I will probably do it again, a bit more prepared mentally.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
