The Girlfriend Trainer
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Well, nobody else wants to talk to me, as usual.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Too bad my legs aren't very strong. :sigh:
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Just be careful though, if you kick it too hard it might start incoherently blathering things like "bitch" or "pimp" or making websites about you. :laugh:
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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Well, nobody else wants to talk to me, as usual.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
You call that 'talk'?
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
it was for those whose girlfriends and wifes that are out of control.
I see. And since the odds of you ever having either one are somewhere between slim and none, this was just a public service announcement for those of us who are not charismatically-challenged?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
this was just a public service announcement
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
When are you going to get it through your head that I'm a motherless f***ing p simp?
I fixed your typos for you.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: That's the best come back I've hear in a while :-D
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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I know I'm guilty of it too but it is sad that people still give Joshua the attention he is starving for. He's like a stray animal, feed it once and it keeps coming back.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
DemonPossessed wrote:
He's like a stray animal, feed it once and it keeps coming back.
Oh, that is definite sig material for the Soapbox :laugh::laugh::laugh: I am personally going through a very rough time, and that is the beast thing I've heard in a while, thanks, dude.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Well, nobody else wants to talk to me, as usual.
Maybe that's because they'd be afraid of being mistaken for Captain Colostomy.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
Maybe that's because they'd be afraid of being mistaken for Captain Colostomy.
I wouldn't make that mistake...
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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You call that 'talk'?
I could go into it more, but I'm not going to, because I've found that no good ever comes of it.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Punk? Punk?! Get outta here! :)
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Steve
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Steve
Of course I feel lucky! :-D
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.