The social life of a resutraunt worker.
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Working in a 24/7 restaurant presents interesting social situations and structure. In this analysis I will present to you the steps involved in becoming part of the crowed, trying to secure your income, and maintaining and balancing relations between the coworkers. Step one: Getting hired. Becoming part of the group is the toughest part, you must make them think you know what you are doing and establish a friendly aquantanship with all who works there. You must seem bright, ready to learn, willing to work, and you must share positive and interesting information about yourself. It is also the perfect time to establish work friends and get to know the social order. Who talks to who, and what attitudes people have towards others. There is the "manager" who sneakily gathers information about you and your abilities. A manager is rarely present during 2nd and 3rd shift, but s/he will always know whats up. Once you are plugged in, you can try some tactful manipulation to secure yourself a little. Failure to follow these steps will lead to a quick unemployment, which I have almost encountered and witnessed already. A new dishwasher was fired on her first day for not establishing herself and failing to demonstrate her performance, she was slaughtered, I felt bad for her. Step two: Maintaining. Now here is where things can get tricky. You have established yourself successfully and now you must maintain yourself. You have learned about the people you work with, and they have also started to annoy you. You see that they can be very strange at times, some are just very very rude and shitty. Shitheads are the worst to deal with. You have to be blunt, or else they will step on you. You have to manipulate the social situations to seek a balance, to keep from annoying and being annoyed. This can become very tedious when you are the only male employee, girls talk, and if you are good looking, things can get troublesome. Especially when they are old enough to be your mother and or are not attractive. One actually has the nerve to tell me to "Shut the fuck up" when I'm not even saying anything, thats her way of making fun of me when I'm not talking. :wtf: She is creepy because I think she likes me, and she is funny in the head. Creeps me right out of that place and into my safe fortrous I call my home. Step three: nasua To be continued.X|
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a
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Working in a 24/7 restaurant presents interesting social situations and structure. In this analysis I will present to you the steps involved in becoming part of the crowed, trying to secure your income, and maintaining and balancing relations between the coworkers. Step one: Getting hired. Becoming part of the group is the toughest part, you must make them think you know what you are doing and establish a friendly aquantanship with all who works there. You must seem bright, ready to learn, willing to work, and you must share positive and interesting information about yourself. It is also the perfect time to establish work friends and get to know the social order. Who talks to who, and what attitudes people have towards others. There is the "manager" who sneakily gathers information about you and your abilities. A manager is rarely present during 2nd and 3rd shift, but s/he will always know whats up. Once you are plugged in, you can try some tactful manipulation to secure yourself a little. Failure to follow these steps will lead to a quick unemployment, which I have almost encountered and witnessed already. A new dishwasher was fired on her first day for not establishing herself and failing to demonstrate her performance, she was slaughtered, I felt bad for her. Step two: Maintaining. Now here is where things can get tricky. You have established yourself successfully and now you must maintain yourself. You have learned about the people you work with, and they have also started to annoy you. You see that they can be very strange at times, some are just very very rude and shitty. Shitheads are the worst to deal with. You have to be blunt, or else they will step on you. You have to manipulate the social situations to seek a balance, to keep from annoying and being annoyed. This can become very tedious when you are the only male employee, girls talk, and if you are good looking, things can get troublesome. Especially when they are old enough to be your mother and or are not attractive. One actually has the nerve to tell me to "Shut the fuck up" when I'm not even saying anything, thats her way of making fun of me when I'm not talking. :wtf: She is creepy because I think she likes me, and she is funny in the head. Creeps me right out of that place and into my safe fortrous I call my home. Step three: nasua To be continued.X|
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a
YOU are giving people advice? :wtf:
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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YOU are giving people advice? :wtf:
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
It is an analysis. Who do you think I am? Tool? :laugh:
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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It is an analysis. Who do you think I am? Tool? :laugh:
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
I don't get it, and I don't care.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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I don't get it, and I don't care.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Do you seriously want to hang with the peeps in the SB? You sure do visit the snake pit quite often, its like hell. The devil will entice you and then trap you. Then we will all tear ourselves apart and torture each other. Hell is feeding off programmers and geeks, its is attacking us.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Do you seriously want to hang with the peeps in the SB? You sure do visit the snake pit quite often, its like hell. The devil will entice you and then trap you. Then we will all tear ourselves apart and torture each other. Hell is feeding off programmers and geeks, its is attacking us.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
*puts finger to lips* Shhh... You're boring everyone.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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*puts finger to lips* Shhh... You're boring everyone.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
*puts finger to lips* Shhh... You're boring everyone.
No, you are just scared that you might wake DeamonPossessed,
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
*puts finger to lips* Shhh... You're boring everyone.
No, you are just scared that you might wake DeamonPossessed,
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Hey, since when have you had any powers of analysis? You can't even tell sarcasm. :rolleyes:
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Hey, since when have you had any powers of analysis? You can't even tell sarcasm. :rolleyes:
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
I have had powers of analsysys from day one. What do you think I do in my spare time? Nothing, LIsten to music? Work? I am always analyzing , observing, listening, and connecting.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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I have had powers of analsysys from day one. What do you think I do in my spare time? Nothing, LIsten to music? Work? I am always analyzing , observing, listening, and connecting.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
No, you're taking drugs and being a dick.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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No, you're taking drugs and being a dick.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
No, you're taking drugs and being a dick.
Sorry officer, I didn't mean to do that. Here, let me get a condom and I will stash away some cash for some psychotherapy for later.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
No, you're taking drugs and being a dick.
Sorry officer, I didn't mean to do that. Here, let me get a condom and I will stash away some cash for some psychotherapy for later.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Shut up already.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Shut up already.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
You have become really shallow man. You are must a mean little kid aren't you? Pretty soon you will end up one of those pesky teenagers up on everyone bizniz and stealin shiz and all that piz'az. I just imagine teh dyed hair with piercings now. YOu already got the tude now you just need the look
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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You have become really shallow man. You are must a mean little kid aren't you? Pretty soon you will end up one of those pesky teenagers up on everyone bizniz and stealin shiz and all that piz'az. I just imagine teh dyed hair with piercings now. YOu already got the tude now you just need the look
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
If you had powers of observation or deduction, you'd know that you're completely wrong about me. I AM NOT LIKE YOU
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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If you had powers of observation or deduction, you'd know that you're completely wrong about me. I AM NOT LIKE YOU
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
I AM NOT LIKE YOU
Thank God. You go do your homework and do what your parents tell you to do, and don't think about my character, which is not some freakizoid doped up on drugs freaking out and shit. I don't fit in with anyone becsuse nobody seems to be a half geek half tripper.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Working in a 24/7 restaurant presents interesting social situations and structure. In this analysis I will present to you the steps involved in becoming part of the crowed, trying to secure your income, and maintaining and balancing relations between the coworkers. Step one: Getting hired. Becoming part of the group is the toughest part, you must make them think you know what you are doing and establish a friendly aquantanship with all who works there. You must seem bright, ready to learn, willing to work, and you must share positive and interesting information about yourself. It is also the perfect time to establish work friends and get to know the social order. Who talks to who, and what attitudes people have towards others. There is the "manager" who sneakily gathers information about you and your abilities. A manager is rarely present during 2nd and 3rd shift, but s/he will always know whats up. Once you are plugged in, you can try some tactful manipulation to secure yourself a little. Failure to follow these steps will lead to a quick unemployment, which I have almost encountered and witnessed already. A new dishwasher was fired on her first day for not establishing herself and failing to demonstrate her performance, she was slaughtered, I felt bad for her. Step two: Maintaining. Now here is where things can get tricky. You have established yourself successfully and now you must maintain yourself. You have learned about the people you work with, and they have also started to annoy you. You see that they can be very strange at times, some are just very very rude and shitty. Shitheads are the worst to deal with. You have to be blunt, or else they will step on you. You have to manipulate the social situations to seek a balance, to keep from annoying and being annoyed. This can become very tedious when you are the only male employee, girls talk, and if you are good looking, things can get troublesome. Especially when they are old enough to be your mother and or are not attractive. One actually has the nerve to tell me to "Shut the fuck up" when I'm not even saying anything, thats her way of making fun of me when I'm not talking. :wtf: She is creepy because I think she likes me, and she is funny in the head. Creeps me right out of that place and into my safe fortrous I call my home. Step three: nasua To be continued.X|
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
You must seem bright, ready to learn, willing to work, and you must share positive and interesting information about yourself.
Their standards in this area can't be very high if they hired you. :laugh:
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
She is creepy because I think she likes me
Yep, would have to be creepy to like you. Desperate, too. :rose:
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
she is funny in the head
An absolute requirement to like you. :sigh:
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
You must seem bright, ready to learn, willing to work, and you must share positive and interesting information about yourself.
Their standards in this area can't be very high if they hired you. :laugh:
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
She is creepy because I think she likes me
Yep, would have to be creepy to like you. Desperate, too. :rose:
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
she is funny in the head
An absolute requirement to like you. :sigh:
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
Tim Craig wrote:
CataclysmicQuantum wrote: she is funny in the head An absolute requirement to like you.
My God I'm doomed. All the girls that have ever liked me have been funny in some way. Bummer, it looks like I'm going to have to prepare for craziness. God prepares my mind with psychedelics.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Tim Craig wrote:
CataclysmicQuantum wrote: she is funny in the head An absolute requirement to like you.
My God I'm doomed. All the girls that have ever liked me have been funny in some way. Bummer, it looks like I'm going to have to prepare for craziness. God prepares my mind with psychedelics.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
All the girls that have ever liked me have been funny in some way.
Maybe you're just a poor judge of people. Of course, why would I expect you to be good at anything?
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
Tim Craig wrote:
Of course, why would I expect you to be good at anything?
Because I can fix any home PC for cheap, and write software.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Tim Craig wrote:
Of course, why would I expect you to be good at anything?
Because I can fix any home PC for cheap, and write software.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.