Would you get with a fat girl?
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digital man wrote:
just as no one is interested in your drug fuelled binges.
That's because he doesn't communicate well. When I start writing mine up, I'll be selling advertising space between paragraphs. :-\
Pits fall into Chuck Norris.
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Why shouldn't I just let it happen and see what happens? Its not like it will kill me, but I don't find fat girls a pleasure to look at, its just not the same. Would you get with a fat girl? Have you been with a fat girl? I don't mean a little chubby, I mean big, but not really really really big, but fat enough to crush you.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Try determining the right course of action with your heart and not with your pants for once.
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Try determining the right course of action with your heart and not with your pants for once.
That may make sense to him, in 10-15 years.
Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
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Why shouldn't I just let it happen and see what happens? Its not like it will kill me, but I don't find fat girls a pleasure to look at, its just not the same. Would you get with a fat girl? Have you been with a fat girl? I don't mean a little chubby, I mean big, but not really really really big, but fat enough to crush you.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
As long as you can still hear the stereo when she sits on your face, it's all good...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Mate, pick the woman thats least likely to tell everyone you know that you're crap in bed.
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Christian Graus wrote:
grow up
I have no problems with that.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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I recommend you stick to porn sites and vaseline until you grow up a bit.
Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
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Another reason to stick with the 5 knuckle shuffle for the time being.
Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
Christian Graus wrote:
the 5 knuckle shuffle
I'm curious, are Christians allowed to perform this routine?
- Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is impotent. - Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. - Is he both able and willing? Whence then is evil? - Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? Epicurus
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Christian Graus wrote:
I recommend you stick to porn sites and vaseline until you grow up a bit.
What? I mean, I gather what you mean by "porn sites," ... but vaseline?
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Christian Graus wrote:
the 5 knuckle shuffle
I'm curious, are Christians allowed to perform this routine?
- Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is impotent. - Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. - Is he both able and willing? Whence then is evil? - Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? Epicurus
Al Beback wrote:
I'm curious, are Christians allowed to perform this routine?
Well, I suppose not really, but then we arent supposed to kill either. Doesnt stop western law acepting justifiable murder.
Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription
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Ilíon wrote:
vaseline
Lube. As in Lube-ri-cunt. Or Lube-ri-fist in this case.
Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription
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Another reason to stick with the 5 knuckle shuffle for the time being.
Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
Christian Graus wrote:
5 knuckle shuffle
I'm wondering how many more of those nuggets you have stored away. They're pretty creative :) I had never heard of both of the ones you used in this thread.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein
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Christian Graus wrote:
Of course he works with her.
And be she fat, skinny or anything else, he'll cum long before he gets in in and she'll kick him out of bed.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
he'll cum long before he gets in in and she'll kick him out of bed.
I didn't need breakfast this morning. No, really. Thanks. I need to lose some weight anyway. :wtf: X| ;P
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein
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Why shouldn't I just let it happen and see what happens? Its not like it will kill me, but I don't find fat girls a pleasure to look at, its just not the same. Would you get with a fat girl? Have you been with a fat girl? I don't mean a little chubby, I mean big, but not really really really big, but fat enough to crush you.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Oakman wrote:
he'll cum long before he gets in in and she'll kick him out of bed.
I didn't need breakfast this morning. No, really. Thanks. I need to lose some weight anyway. :wtf: X| ;P
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein
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You would have preferred "ejaculation praecox?"
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! No more mental imagery!!! :cool:
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein
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Josh Gray wrote:
Do you work with her?
How the hell else would he get within 100 ft of a female ? Of course he works with her. And I agree, it will end in tears.
Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
Christian Graus wrote:
How the hell else would he get within 100 ft of a female ? Of course he works with her. And I agree, it will end in tears.
You like to think that I am repulsive, but the truth is I'm a pussy magnate. Suck it up bitch.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Christian Graus wrote:
How the hell else would he get within 100 ft of a female ? Of course he works with her. And I agree, it will end in tears.
You like to think that I am repulsive, but the truth is I'm a pussy magnate. Suck it up bitch.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Chris finally got sick and tired of the foul-mouthed druggie. I'd like to hope that my reporting his "suicide" thread had something to do with that. :-D Maybe we should start a pool on how long he lasts this time.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Chris finally got sick and tired of the foul-mouthed druggie. I'd like to hope that my reporting his "suicide" thread had something to do with that. :-D Maybe we should start a pool on how long he lasts this time.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
I'd like to hope that my reporting his "suicide" thread had something to do with that. [Big Grin]
Oh yeah, it makes them really mad when its pointed out that they are responsible for someone loosing her head.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Josh Gray wrote:
Mate, pick the woman thats least likely to tell everyone you know that you're crap in bed.
Oh?! You know this already? :laugh:
