Some Innocent Humor (Work friendly)
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Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. What's toilet paper? Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim? A He's got chips on both shoulders. Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing! You told her twice already! Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A: Lefty! Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt? A: The yogurt has a living culture. Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim? A: Hamed. Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim? A: Mohammed.
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Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. What's toilet paper? Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim? A He's got chips on both shoulders. Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing! You told her twice already! Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A: Lefty! Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt? A: The yogurt has a living culture. Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim? A: Hamed. Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim? A: Mohammed.
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John C. Smith wrote:
Its all natural and ecosystem friendly.
Right, so its the same as yogurt with a 10% dickhead tax :)
I had never heard the term myself so I had to look it up. Apparently it uses a different active culture to produce the yogurt. The different bacteria is supposed to better because it isn't killed right away by stomach acids. At least that what I got for the little article I read. Didn't see anything about it being all natural though.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long
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John C. Smith wrote:
Its all natural and ecosystem friendly.
Right, so its the same as yogurt with a 10% dickhead tax :)
Josh Gray wrote:
Right, so its the same as yogurt with a 10% dickhead tax
Indeed, its part of the movement towards strict totalitarian international government. They need the funding and have control of the delusion that gives them not only the funding but the ability to make people want to submit to it and feel good about it.
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I had never heard the term myself so I had to look it up. Apparently it uses a different active culture to produce the yogurt. The different bacteria is supposed to better because it isn't killed right away by stomach acids. At least that what I got for the little article I read. Didn't see anything about it being all natural though.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long
Chris Austin wrote:
Apparently it uses a different active culture to produce the yogurt. The different bacteria is supposed to better because it isn't killed right away by stomach acids. At least that what I got for the little article I read. Didn't see anything about it being all natural though.
Fair enough. I'd always thought that yogurt was yogurt unless it was one of the sweetened fruit type that come in little packs
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Josh Gray wrote:
Right, so its the same as yogurt with a 10% dickhead tax
Indeed, its part of the movement towards strict totalitarian international government. They need the funding and have control of the delusion that gives them not only the funding but the ability to make people want to submit to it and feel good about it.
John C. Smith wrote:
Indeed, its part of the movement towards strict totalitarian international government. They need the funding and have control of the delusion that gives them not only the funding but the ability to make people want to submit to it and feel good about it.
Stan? is that you?
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John C. Smith wrote:
Indeed, its part of the movement towards strict totalitarian international government. They need the funding and have control of the delusion that gives them not only the funding but the ability to make people want to submit to it and feel good about it.
Stan? is that you?
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John C. Smith wrote:
No, this is John giving strait talk on real issues. Bold solutions.
The government are out to get you man, hope you're armed.
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People with power want more power. Power corrupts. The infrastructure of society is well equipped to allow a group of people such as the ones elected to take control, it just takes time.
John C. Smith wrote:
The infrastructure of society is well equipped to take control, it just takes time.
What does that mean? Our infrastructure will take over eventaully? Bill: Even since the busses got into power the trains are never on time. Fred: Yeah, what are you going to do, I voted for the sewer but they'll never get in unless they form a coalition with the roads.
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John C. Smith wrote:
The infrastructure of society is well equipped to take control, it just takes time.
What does that mean? Our infrastructure will take over eventaully? Bill: Even since the busses got into power the trains are never on time. Fred: Yeah, what are you going to do, I voted for the sewer but they'll never get in unless they form a coalition with the roads.
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I'm talking about the communications infrastructure and how society works in general, with governments and businesses.
John C. Smith wrote:
I'm talking about the communications infrastructure and how society works in general, with governments and businesses.
So you picked an innocent looking name and tried to engage in something approaching a thoughtful discussion but it took all of three posts to decend into meaningless rubbish. Do we look that stupid Josh?
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John C. Smith wrote:
I'm talking about the communications infrastructure and how society works in general, with governments and businesses.
So you picked an innocent looking name and tried to engage in something approaching a thoughtful discussion but it took all of three posts to decend into meaningless rubbish. Do we look that stupid Josh?
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John C. Smith wrote:
I'm talking about the communications infrastructure and how society works in general, with governments and businesses.
So you picked an innocent looking name and tried to engage in something approaching a thoughtful discussion but it took all of three posts to decend into meaningless rubbish. Do we look that stupid Josh?
Josh Gray wrote:
Do we look that stupid Josh?
Good catch, no matter how hard he tries to cover it up he still sounds like a retard.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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Josh Gray wrote:
Do we look that stupid Josh?
Good catch, no matter how hard he tries to cover it up he still sounds like a retard.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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John C. Smith wrote:
You know my intellect is far superior to yours.
You have the intellect of someone whose mind was screwed up by childhood abuse then fried with drugs.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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John C. Smith wrote:
You know my intellect is far superior to yours.
You have the intellect of someone whose mind was screwed up by childhood abuse then fried with drugs.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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DemonPossessed wrote:
You have the intellect of someone whose mind was screwed up by childhood abuse then fried with drugs.
I dont reckon there is a lot to choose between you. In my mind the smartest one is the first to stop responding.
Josh Gray wrote:
In my mind the smartest one is the first to stop responding.
Thanks for bit of info, I'll take that to heart next time I am concerned with what you think.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion