Some Innocent Humor (Work friendly)
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Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. What's toilet paper? Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim? A He's got chips on both shoulders. Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing! You told her twice already! Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A: Lefty! Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt? A: The yogurt has a living culture. Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim? A: Hamed. Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim? A: Mohammed.
Very amusing; however, hope you have good life insurance cover as you have probably had a fatwah declared against you for taking the piss out of them. Got any more?
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Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. What's toilet paper? Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim? A He's got chips on both shoulders. Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing! You told her twice already! Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A: Lefty! Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt? A: The yogurt has a living culture. Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim? A: Hamed. Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim? A: Mohammed.
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Very amusing; however, hope you have good life insurance cover as you have probably had a fatwah declared against you for taking the piss out of them. Got any more?
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That isn't humour - it is hate.
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You bastard - it's obvious your life is based on hate :mad:
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Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. What's toilet paper? Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim? A He's got chips on both shoulders. Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing! You told her twice already! Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A: Lefty! Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt? A: The yogurt has a living culture. Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim? A: Hamed. Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim? A: Mohammed.
thanks for enlightening me your educational and religious background to share innocent jokes. However I would like to answer the following question: Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? They don't "know" because unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves while others prefer to wipe with paper and keep in pocket or use deodorant instead of taking bath even after months!
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thanks for enlightening me your educational and religious background to share innocent jokes. However I would like to answer the following question: Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? They don't "know" because unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves while others prefer to wipe with paper and keep in pocket or use deodorant instead of taking bath even after months!
Adnan Siddiqi wrote:
They don't "know" because unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves while others prefer to wipe with paper and keep in pocket or use deodorant instead of taking bath even after months!
Eww... I wash every day! Usually... :rolleyes:
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That isn't humour - it is hate.
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Trollslayer wrote:
That isn't humour - it is hate.
Well, same thing for them. they also called it tolerance and freedom of expression. However they get pissed if some one uses same tools for Holocaust and anti-antisemitism. :rolleyes:
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Adnan Siddiqi wrote:
They don't "know" because unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves while others prefer to wipe with paper and keep in pocket or use deodorant instead of taking bath even after months!
Eww... I wash every day! Usually... :rolleyes:
maybe with HCL, who knows doctor! *grin*
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That isn't humour - it is hate.
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Where is this any worse than Irish jokes or Essex girl jokes or some of the bile filled anti-semitic jokes that go round? I realise muslims have a hard time laughing at themselves but that doesn't mean that we can't laugh at them. Besides, get a life: who died and made you god?
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You bastard - it's obvious your life is based on hate :mad:
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Oh yeah? And what about your name? What have trolls done to deserve your bile and prejudice? I mean, it doesn't get any worse than invoking hatred with a nickname, does it? You're a left-wing commie idiot.
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thanks for enlightening me your educational and religious background to share innocent jokes. However I would like to answer the following question: Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? They don't "know" because unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves while others prefer to wipe with paper and keep in pocket or use deodorant instead of taking bath even after months!
You haven't been on the tube recently have you? And this includes every smelly bastard (not just muslims who sometimes do and sometimes don't smell: stinking appears to apply to any race, species, etc) that doesn't seem to appreciate that soap is cheap. It's hard getting trapped when some stinking git has decicded that washing is not a necessary requirement for social interaction. Yuk.
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maybe with HCL, who knows doctor! *grin*
HCl? What, hydrochloric acid? :confused: What do you mean...? :suss:
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Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. What's toilet paper? Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim? A He's got chips on both shoulders. Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing! You told her twice already! Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A: Lefty! Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt? A: The yogurt has a living culture. Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim? A: Hamed. Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim? A: Mohammed.
John C. Smith wrote:
Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I.
This is no Nobel Prize for mathematics bird brain.
John Carson
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John C. Smith wrote:
Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I.
This is no Nobel Prize for mathematics bird brain.
John Carson
Which is exactly why you've never heard about it, I guess. ;P
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It hurts your naive little brain, but what I said was deeply thoughtful. There are a ton of variables I need to emulate the universe in my head. Its something you can't do thats why you don't understand.
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Trollslayer wrote:
That isn't humour - it is hate.
Grow up, get a life, get real ... or go bother people who care about your prissy leftish "conscience."
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Where is this any worse than Irish jokes or Essex girl jokes or some of the bile filled anti-semitic jokes that go round? I realise muslims have a hard time laughing at themselves but that doesn't mean that we can't laugh at them. Besides, get a life: who died and made you god?
digital man wrote:
we can't laugh at them.
but you are not willing to give same liberty to those who have fun of holocaust drama and antisemite thing. You missed the point son or you ain't willing to accept (the reality).
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Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. What's toilet paper? Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim? A He's got chips on both shoulders. Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing! You told her twice already! Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A: Lefty! Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt? A: The yogurt has a living culture. Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim? A: Hamed. Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim? A: Mohammed.
John C. Smith wrote:
Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
Well Muslims mathematicians had invented something[^]when you guys were living in dark ages. What's the worth of such prize which could be nominated to war mongers as well?[^]
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digital man wrote:
we can't laugh at them.
but you are not willing to give same liberty to those who have fun of holocaust drama and antisemite thing. You missed the point son or you ain't willing to accept (the reality).
Not at all: there is a difference between saying: kill all jews and jews are horrid, etc and saying "How many jews does it take to fix a lightbulb?" answer: "None, they pay someone else to do it." Okay, maybe not very funny but you get the point?