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  • B Bobbz

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    It appears you have a long way to go until you learn what programming is really about. I think you should start with C and DOS to really understand computing.

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    • R R Giskard Reventlov

      Nobody is going to help you whilst you continue to post in this forum. Figure out the right place to ask the question using proper English (sorry if this is not your native language but this is an English language website). Otherwise you'll get your arse chewed for being a brainless dick and nobody will EVER respond to your whiny pleas for help. Got it?

      me, me, me

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      Look at his code. Its hard to tell if he is a troll or for real. Who would write code like that?

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        Nobody is going to help you whilst you continue to post in this forum. Figure out the right place to ask the question using proper English (sorry if this is not your native language but this is an English language website). Otherwise you'll get your arse chewed for being a brainless dick and nobody will EVER respond to your whiny pleas for help. Got it?

        me, me, me

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        i am sorry :( but i am new at this.. hehe thank you now i know.. no iam from sweden so english is not my native language so sorry :/ but i promise to be better on english

        Waddatah

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          Look at his code. Its hard to tell if he is a troll or for real. Who would write code like that?

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          I agree: it's probably one of the normal trolls playing with a new name. And they wonder why people can't be bothered with them.

          me, me, me

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            Look at his code. Its hard to tell if he is a troll or for real. Who would write code like that?

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            Bobbz
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            thanks for the comment it is working now i saw i made a little mistake but the code i sent wasn´t the full code

            Waddatah

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              thanks for the comment it is working now i saw i made a little mistake but the code i sent wasn´t the full code

              Waddatah

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              I know but even with that sample I can tell your code is terribly sloppy and inefficient. Stop thinking in strings and start thinking in 1s and 0s.

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                Look at his code. Its hard to tell if he is a troll or for real. Who would write code like that?

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                this code is working really good { public partial class _Default : System.Web.UI.Page { protected void Page_Load(object sender, EventArgs e) { if (User.Identity.Name == null) { Response.Redirect("login.aspx"); } String online; if (Application["online"] != null) { online = Application["online"].ToString(); } else { online = ""; } if (online.IndexOf(User.Identity.Name) == -1) { if (String.IsNullOrEmpty(online)) { online = User.Identity.Name; } else { online = online + "," + User.Identity.Name; } Application.Remove("online"); Application.Add("online", online); } ListBox1.Items.Clear(); char[] splitter = { ',' }; foreach (String onlineuser in online.Split(splitter)) { ListBox1.Items.Add(onlineuser); } } protected void Button2_Click(object sender, EventArgs e) { String chat; String oldChat; if (Application["chat"] != null) { oldChat = Application["chat"].ToString(); } else { oldChat = ""; } chat = oldChat + "<br>" + User.Identity.Name + ":" + txtSkriv.Text; Application.Remove("chat"); Application.Add("chat", chat); } protected void Button3_Click(object sender, EventArgs e) { Session.Clear(); Response.Redirect("login.aspx"); } protected void ListBox1_SelectedIndexChanged(object sender, EventArgs e) { } } }

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                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                  I agree: it's probably one of the normal trolls playing with a new name. And they wonder why people can't be bothered with them.

                  me, me, me

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                  That code is working really fine --------------------------------------------------------------------- { public partial class _Default : System.Web.UI.Page { protected void Page_Load(object sender, EventArgs e) { if (User.Identity.Name == null) { Response.Redirect("login.aspx"); } String online; if (Application["online"] != null) { online = Application["online"].ToString(); } else { online = ""; } if (online.IndexOf(User.Identity.Name) == -1) { if (String.IsNullOrEmpty(online)) { online = User.Identity.Name; } else { online = online + "," + User.Identity.Name; } Application.Remove("online"); Application.Add("online", online); } ListBox1.Items.Clear(); char[] splitter = { ',' }; foreach (String onlineuser in online.Split(splitter)) { ListBox1.Items.Add(onlineuser); } } protected void Button2_Click(object sender, EventArgs e) { String chat; String oldChat; if (Application["chat"] != null) { oldChat = Application["chat"].ToString(); } else { oldChat = ""; } chat = oldChat + "<br>" + User.Identity.Name + ":" + txtSkriv.Text; Application.Remove("chat"); Application.Add("chat", chat); } protected void Button3_Click(object sender, EventArgs e) { Session.Clear(); Response.Redirect("login.aspx"); } protected void ListBox1_SelectedIndexChanged(object sender, EventArgs e) { } } }

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                  • B Bobbz

                    this code is working really good { public partial class _Default : System.Web.UI.Page { protected void Page_Load(object sender, EventArgs e) { if (User.Identity.Name == null) { Response.Redirect("login.aspx"); } String online; if (Application["online"] != null) { online = Application["online"].ToString(); } else { online = ""; } if (online.IndexOf(User.Identity.Name) == -1) { if (String.IsNullOrEmpty(online)) { online = User.Identity.Name; } else { online = online + "," + User.Identity.Name; } Application.Remove("online"); Application.Add("online", online); } ListBox1.Items.Clear(); char[] splitter = { ',' }; foreach (String onlineuser in online.Split(splitter)) { ListBox1.Items.Add(onlineuser); } } protected void Button2_Click(object sender, EventArgs e) { String chat; String oldChat; if (Application["chat"] != null) { oldChat = Application["chat"].ToString(); } else { oldChat = ""; } chat = oldChat + "<br>" + User.Identity.Name + ":" + txtSkriv.Text; Application.Remove("chat"); Application.Add("chat", chat); } protected void Button3_Click(object sender, EventArgs e) { Session.Clear(); Response.Redirect("login.aspx"); } protected void ListBox1_SelectedIndexChanged(object sender, EventArgs e) { } } }

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                    I don't know much about ASP.NET, but I think you should make your program a desktop application. That would == better performance, and funner. You can make it do all kinds of neat things when your not trapped in a web browser. Since you are learning how to program, desktop applications are the way to go. If it was a desktop app, I could have that thing working and optimized pretty quickly, but unfortunately I don't know ASP.NET or networking.

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                      I don't know much about ASP.NET, but I think you should make your program a desktop application. That would == better performance, and funner. You can make it do all kinds of neat things when your not trapped in a web browser. Since you are learning how to program, desktop applications are the way to go. If it was a desktop app, I could have that thing working and optimized pretty quickly, but unfortunately I don't know ASP.NET or networking.

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                      Thank you for the tip ;)

                      Waddatah

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                        Don't come back to CP for help until you learn how to program. Whoever is paying you to program this is getting ripped off. I better not find anything like that running on my computer.

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                        I doubt you find any source code running on your computer.

                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                          I know but even with that sample I can tell your code is terribly sloppy and inefficient. Stop thinking in strings and start thinking in 1s and 0s.

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                          pimpdog wrote:

                          Stop thinking in strings and start thinking in 1s and 0s.

                          Did you make that up all by yourself? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                            i am sorry :( but i am new at this.. hehe thank you now i know.. no iam from sweden so english is not my native language so sorry :/ but i promise to be better on english

                            Waddatah

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                            You can start to be better by NOT POSTING PROGRAMMING QUESTIONS IN THIS FORUM.

                            Shhhhh..... http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                              You can start to be better by NOT POSTING PROGRAMMING QUESTIONS IN THIS FORUM.

                              Shhhhh..... http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                              Hes a troll Leckey. Look at some of his posts, his English isnt as bad as he professes. Probably Kyle. He often did this in the lounge in the guise of an Indian.

                              Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                Hes a troll Leckey. Look at some of his posts, his English isnt as bad as he professes. Probably Kyle. He often did this in the lounge in the guise of an Indian.

                                Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                I think its Joshua. He seems to be flooding Soapbox with his aliases. Having a long involved conversation with himself is what he'd think was hysterically funny.

                                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                  I think its Joshua. He seems to be flooding Soapbox with his aliases. Having a long involved conversation with himself is what he'd think was hysterically funny.

                                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                  Its a little too clever for Henize, the profile even has a link to a swedish website thats under construction. I am not suggetsing this site was created by Kyle, but that he fond it, and constructed the fake persona around it.

                                  Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                    Its a little too clever for Henize, the profile even has a link to a swedish website thats under construction. I am not suggetsing this site was created by Kyle, but that he fond it, and constructed the fake persona around it.

                                    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                    You may be right. Disappointing, though. Kyle has been behaving himself recently.

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                                      I think its Joshua. He seems to be flooding Soapbox with his aliases. Having a long involved conversation with himself is what he'd think was hysterically funny.

                                      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                      No its not me. This isn't my style of trolling. I like to offend and shock people.

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                                      • P pimpdog 0

                                        No its not me. This isn't my style of trolling. I like to offend and shock people.

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                                        pimpdog wrote:

                                        I like to offend and shock people.

                                        You're simply offensive and pathetic.

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                                        • O Oakman

                                          pimpdog wrote:

                                          Stop thinking in strings and start thinking in 1s and 0s.

                                          Did you make that up all by yourself? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                          OMGZ! You said that to the $7 an hour ex-Circuit City help desk/sales now Waffle House cook computer expert???? Now we're all going to die. :laugh: :laugh:

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