What is normal?
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He probably thought there was a remote possibility that he might end up with a child like you!
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_Damian S_ wrote:
He probably thought there was a remote possibility that he might end up with a child like you!
So he is a pathetic scared little boy. His wife is like his mother/maid. As long as he brings home the paycheck, she will be his maid. There is no sex involved though.
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_Damian S_ wrote:
He probably thought there was a remote possibility that he might end up with a child like you!
So he is a pathetic scared little boy. His wife is like his mother/maid. As long as he brings home the paycheck, she will be his maid. There is no sex involved though.
_Damian S_ wrote:
he might end up with a child like you
CaptainSeeSarp wrote:
So he is a pathetic scared little boy.
QED.
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Steve Echols wrote:
Wake up at the crack o ten (normal) Attempt to drink coffee (normal) Wife hasn't made coffee (surprising, but normal) Take a crap (normal, but surprises can happen depending on what I ate) Work (surprises around every corner, which is normal) Stop work Drink beer (normally) Eat (unless I forget, because I've had to many beers) Sleep (normal, surprises if it's a full moon) Rinse and repeat
Wow, thats a very fulfilling life you live. I noticed sex wasn't in there. Why is that?
Thanks! I left the sex part out, because I didn't want to arouse you.
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Explain to me your daily routine and the surprises that happen along the way and explain why they are normal in detail.
I get up at 6 am. I walk down the hall and get online, and answer my mail. I help get the kids ready for school. At 8 am, they leave and I bring breakfast down to the PC at lunchtime, I make a sandwich or something, and take 15 minutes to crank my amp and play a couple of songs, current favourites include 'Am I evil', 'Stand up for Rock n Roll', 'Hallowed be thy name', and 'Electric Eye'. I work through to 4:00, although the kids get home at 3:45. I make dinner, help with homework, clean the house, eat with the family, put the kids to bed, read to them, then usually come back to the PC to do some more work. Around 10, I go to bed and more often than not, make love to my wife before reading a few chapters of a book, and going to sleep It's normal, because it's what I am used to. And it differs from your life in at least three ways 1 - I earn decent money during my day 2 - I only cook food that I or my family will eat, and 3 - I have sex
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
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I get up at 6 am. I walk down the hall and get online, and answer my mail. I help get the kids ready for school. At 8 am, they leave and I bring breakfast down to the PC at lunchtime, I make a sandwich or something, and take 15 minutes to crank my amp and play a couple of songs, current favourites include 'Am I evil', 'Stand up for Rock n Roll', 'Hallowed be thy name', and 'Electric Eye'. I work through to 4:00, although the kids get home at 3:45. I make dinner, help with homework, clean the house, eat with the family, put the kids to bed, read to them, then usually come back to the PC to do some more work. Around 10, I go to bed and more often than not, make love to my wife before reading a few chapters of a book, and going to sleep It's normal, because it's what I am used to. And it differs from your life in at least three ways 1 - I earn decent money during my day 2 - I only cook food that I or my family will eat, and 3 - I have sex
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
Christian Graus wrote:
make love to my wife
Is that anything like a root?
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Explain to me your daily routine and the surprises that happen along the way and explain why they are normal in detail.
i roll out of bed at around 8 make a fresh CIA proof tinfoil helmet to stop the brain probes smoke my anti-mind control crack logon to CP and post conspiracy theory of the day manic laughter for about 3 hours top up on my anti-mind control crack reply to Oakman on above mentioned post that the CIA is evil continue working for microsoft as the lead Windows98 developer until midnight carefully reconstruct the tinfoil tent pyramid making sure no starwars death rays can get me in my sleep rinse repeat... and if anyone tells me that aint normal i will find where your mama lives:mad: :wtf:
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I get up at 6 am. I walk down the hall and get online, and answer my mail. I help get the kids ready for school. At 8 am, they leave and I bring breakfast down to the PC at lunchtime, I make a sandwich or something, and take 15 minutes to crank my amp and play a couple of songs, current favourites include 'Am I evil', 'Stand up for Rock n Roll', 'Hallowed be thy name', and 'Electric Eye'. I work through to 4:00, although the kids get home at 3:45. I make dinner, help with homework, clean the house, eat with the family, put the kids to bed, read to them, then usually come back to the PC to do some more work. Around 10, I go to bed and more often than not, make love to my wife before reading a few chapters of a book, and going to sleep It's normal, because it's what I am used to. And it differs from your life in at least three ways 1 - I earn decent money during my day 2 - I only cook food that I or my family will eat, and 3 - I have sex
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
Christian Graus wrote:
'Am I evil'
Hey! Just remembered I have that here.
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i roll out of bed at around 8 make a fresh CIA proof tinfoil helmet to stop the brain probes smoke my anti-mind control crack logon to CP and post conspiracy theory of the day manic laughter for about 3 hours top up on my anti-mind control crack reply to Oakman on above mentioned post that the CIA is evil continue working for microsoft as the lead Windows98 developer until midnight carefully reconstruct the tinfoil tent pyramid making sure no starwars death rays can get me in my sleep rinse repeat... and if anyone tells me that aint normal i will find where your mama lives:mad: :wtf:
killabyte wrote:
and if anyone tells me that aint normal i will find where your mama lives
It's only because of your tinfoil hat that you don't already know that.
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Explain to me your daily routine and the surprises that happen along the way and explain why they are normal in detail.
I wake up at around 9, sometimes check email, or just go straight to work. Yesterday I had a surprise when my clutch cable snapped, and I ran out of petrol riding around looking for a new cable. X| When I get to work I grab coffee and breakfast cereal, except Fridays when we eat breakfast out. While I eat I review work emails and read CP and a local dev forum. Then I open my bug list and start working through it, have lunch, then carry on the same, until about 7pm. Then either I go home and do private work, until midnight, or I stop and drink three or four pints before going home and talking shit on CP until midnight. ;P
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Explain to me your daily routine and the surprises that happen along the way and explain why they are normal in detail.
CaptainSeeSarp wrote:
What is normal?
not you. What do you do? Get up at 6am and shine your doorknob? Hit the forums seeing who you can piss off? See how much of a pain in the ass you can be to your neighbors? Oh, and let's not forget the mind-altering drugs that keeps you out of touch with actuality.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
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Explain to me your daily routine and the surprises that happen along the way and explain why they are normal in detail.
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Explain to me your daily routine and the surprises that happen along the way and explain why they are normal in detail.
Perpendicular. :-D
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He probably thought there was a remote possibility that he might end up with a child like you!
-------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!
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Explain to me your daily routine and the surprises that happen along the way and explain why they are normal in detail.
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I get up at 6 am. I walk down the hall and get online, and answer my mail. I help get the kids ready for school. At 8 am, they leave and I bring breakfast down to the PC at lunchtime, I make a sandwich or something, and take 15 minutes to crank my amp and play a couple of songs, current favourites include 'Am I evil', 'Stand up for Rock n Roll', 'Hallowed be thy name', and 'Electric Eye'. I work through to 4:00, although the kids get home at 3:45. I make dinner, help with homework, clean the house, eat with the family, put the kids to bed, read to them, then usually come back to the PC to do some more work. Around 10, I go to bed and more often than not, make love to my wife before reading a few chapters of a book, and going to sleep It's normal, because it's what I am used to. And it differs from your life in at least three ways 1 - I earn decent money during my day 2 - I only cook food that I or my family will eat, and 3 - I have sex
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
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Explain to me your daily routine and the surprises that happen along the way and explain why they are normal in detail.
Normal is a myth. You first need an agreed upon baseline by which to compare others against. So the real question I think is: what baseline constitutes normal that we judge all other experiences by? And why is that baseline considered normal? Its completely subjective. Is it Ozzie and Harriet and the Leave it to Beaver crowd? Is it the hedonistic Free-spirit crowd? Is it the ...
I've heard more said about less.
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Explain to me your daily routine and the surprises that happen along the way and explain why they are normal in detail.
I get up at seven, yeah And I go to work at nine I got no time for livin' Yes, I'm working all the time...
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me. Me blog, You read
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CaptainSeeSarp wrote:
What is normal?
not you. What do you do? Get up at 6am and shine your doorknob? Hit the forums seeing who you can piss off? See how much of a pain in the ass you can be to your neighbors? Oh, and let's not forget the mind-altering drugs that keeps you out of touch with actuality.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Wake up, get something to drink, smoke weed smoke a cig, go back to sleep, wake up, get something to drink, get on my computer for a minute, go back to sleep, wake up, get dressed, get something to drink, smoke a cig, smoke weed, eat something, get on my computer, go to work and smoke a cig along the way, do my work, come home blah blah blah. Its normal because *I* do it, and what I do is normal.
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I get up at seven, yeah And I go to work at nine I got no time for livin' Yes, I'm working all the time...
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me. Me blog, You read
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Explain to me your daily routine and the surprises that happen along the way and explain why they are normal in detail.
A surface normal, or simply normal, to a flat surface is a vector which is perpendicular to that surface. A normal to a non-flat surface at a point P on the surface is a vector perpendicular to the tangent plane to that surface at P. The word "normal" is also used as an adjective: a line normal to a plane, the normal component of a force, the normal vector, etc. The concept of normality generalizes to orthogonality.
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